Quotes about “every roguelike is either isaac or balatro”
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you know what i will say it's early access. you don't really play a lot of early access games. do you uh? i'll play them whenever okay, so there's a it sounds like it wouldn't be fun, but it's fun there's a poker roguelike game called balatro. it's really
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5359.50
this does seem like a game that would be within a aaa game and everyone would be like the game isn't that good but the game within a game is like 12 years later when you went to your freshman year of college and you were in the dorms you would see someone playing this and you'd be like oh i remember that game i spent so many hours playing balaton and they'd be like me too it's like it's gwent exactly balatro sorry not balaton
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6760.40
continue a save to run from the main menu. we've got a new joker. okay. slash marker balatro. thank you, local thunk. local t hunk, local thunk. thank you, the developer of balatro for passing me a beta code so we could continue our previous run without being stuck by the demo limit. make sure to check out balatro when it comes out. i'm not even gonna ask, i'm gonna find it because i'm a streamer who's not afraid
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i liked it better when you were saying stung by lightning. i wasn't saying stung by lightning. the lady said stung by lightning. i just quoted her properly. how about a pair of these? gg gg. ooh, the greatest player of balaton of all time. i mean, balatro. he's defeated the boss. best hand, 130,000. looks like you weren't bluffing. see if you can beat that seed when the game comes out. slash mark of balatro. okay, sorry that we're ending fast, but i gotta send you over to my wife's stream.
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1614.38
brother, what are you talking about? we're just normal people here. this isn't an off brand production. not going out here like buying out the topgolf like vince young or something like that. thoughts on balatro being the best new roguelite of 2023? honestly, listen, it's not out yet so i must reserve complete judgment. i definitely feel like there's a case for it so far. it's been living rent free in my brain. i've been saying no spicy.
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2499.80
you're not i'm now looking inwards? flush house is a real thing now? holy. okay, i'm gonna pause briefly. yeah, yeah, yeah. okay. i'll be back in just a couple of minutes. see you in a minute here. okay, i'm back. sorry, it's a little chaotic over here today. we're back with balatro. did i get the name of the game right for the first time ever? did it happen? he got it. i didn't call it bob balaban.
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5668.80
they said you're making my game look too good and we're not ready for it. so bring it back. they're revoking my key. there's me breaking the chains of balatro and looking into the sunset because i'm free. they're revoking my key and then giving it back when the production, when the marketing blitz starts up again. so yeah, we could play an hour of sap or do it, but i do love the dolls for some reason.
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66.82
dead estate brotato, balatro, 30 20 minutes till dawn, halls of torment in b. where did he get all these from? i'm kind of losing it because for me there's a lot of forgettable stuff in the b tier and the c tier. voidigo,
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2832.66
i was in the balatro, i was making great progress, they said please don't play anymore, i said okay that's fine. but don't expect me to come crawling back when steam next fest happens or steam fucking games done spooky halloween sale which just supplanted the autumnal equinox sale which just supplanted the end of summer back to school sale. no no no man, when it comes out
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1278.66
just yum, yum, yellow ice cream. anyway, playing balatro. what? i cannot... no screen like this exists in nature. how is the human brain supposed to understand what i'm looking at here? new run. this is not a balatro thing. this is just going to take me a minute to remember that this is what i do, okay?
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2556.78
anyway, sorry. well, it's 10.09. i've played six hands of balatro. also, i don't know if this makes me european or canadian. americans, if you love ice so much, why don't you marry it? people go fucking ape shit for ice. i didn't realize like how... has anyone else ever noticed this when they go to the united states? i feel like it's crazy to me that people are out there putting ice in like every single drink that they get.
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2344.24
you can't even tackle a dude, get up and then go shout in his face and then like, you know, twerk on top of his chest piece anymore? they're like, oh, two minutes for taunting. ok. sorry, i thought we were trying to sell tickets here. local thank. i don't know if you're here or you'll see this at some point. i've been seeing ads for balatro on twitter.
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3314.24
i'm screwed! well, this is all we can play but honestly, i think we just got screwed by the blind being so big. i think we did the best that we could given the limited amount of time in which i noticed the blind being so big. well, it is what it is. i'll slash marker you. i'm still having a great time with balatro. i don't know what we're going to do tomorrow. might be some more balatro as well. i can hear my wife streaming already. i'm going to go eat my lunch and i will see you tomorrow.
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120.34
this is a fresh balatro video for youtube, not a stinky stream vod. i promise. relax. i'm going tarot mode. thumbnail will be balatroyt jan02.jpg why does every npm package have like 12 critical vulnerabilities?
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2358.74
that movie's not about attica. well, someone should tell him that because he be shouting it like crazy in that bank or whatever. alright, let's um... can i tell you that in an upcoming video of balatro, in my opinion, i make one of my funniest jokes of all time, which is that it is just off the cuff. i was trying to pronounce this and i said, i've got to be careful if you mix up the g and the l, it becomes dean norris' most liked tweet of all time.
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you know what? this should play when you win in balatro. yeah, i agree. i think they should go one register up, one octave up. we should sing that in the high register in my opinion, k.k. slider. but don't let me tell you how to live your life. bro, it's johnny cash? yeah, johnny cash sounds good, but k.k. slider, johnny cash kind of sounds like ass.
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