Quotes about “etf”
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sign up for a robinhood account. now we'll start you with a free stock. josh, what is it? what is a robin? is that like etf? like what is what is that? it's like it's like an e trade or whatever, but like it's free. put like your money in it and then you buy stocks on it. well, it's not free. then you you're buying the start of a 10. that's amazing. they can they'll give you like free stock to start with like a random last one.
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3184.36
but that's just, you know, because i mean, i think it's like a it's the canadian way, you know? what could i have done to help in this situation? get torched. we need a channel point etf. there is a channel point etf. it's called clicking the damn treasure chest. it's just, you know, you have to be very patient.
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1408.56
let me go to wide charts real quick. so the s&p 500 in the, let's see, the year 2000. i'm going, i'm going back. i'm on january 14th, 2000. it's $1,400, okay? now it's 3,800. now i'm searching for a gold etf. i don't know the names of them because i'm a bogle head. it's probably gld if i had to guess. take it to max.
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1487.58
well, i mean, i have respect for people that hold physical gold. i'm just not that insane. it's the beautiful thing about stocks is that you just buy them and they live in the cloud waiting to be wiped out by like some like a once in a lifetime solar flare or something like that. buying a gold etf i have no respect for, but if you buy physical gold bars and coins and then you bury them in a under your basement like walter white,
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4937.10
sure at first i was gonna write like an etf but then i was like someone would be like like a chib would be like escape from fark off and then everyone would laugh and it would steal some of the attention from me so i what the fuck kind of question is this what kind of question did you get oh come on it's it's fine can you guys throw some typos and like yell and hold caps and type and like fuck this up on purpose for me as well to make it like it doesn't feel real coming from me you know
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6189.44
oh god yeah the one game you don't want to get ryan thanks i gave a lot of good words i gave you one about like an etf one time i gave re entry i gave uh capsule i think i wrote southern ocean in mine prompts now maybe i didn't get those words
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868.22
no, it's in south america then. okay, it's 5,000 kilometers away in south america. it'd be suriname. i'm crazy. i'm actually, i'm insane. what etf is this? i know, it looks like the fund manager is peter schiff. okay, we should do the dolls in the morning, man. like my brain is cooking. movie to movie seems insanely difficult today.
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156.02
you put that in a 100x levered nasdaq etf. if it ever goes down 0.1% you get completely liquidated, but if it ever goes up 0.1% that 0.75 cents, that could become, jeez, that could become three or four dollars by the end of my life. i had a friend who used to say that mountain dew was more refreshing than water.
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1661.16
farming? yeah, farming's a real job. am i kind of going sicko or what? well, not really. i'm on zero files. anybody else's computer just go through like 80? my controller's completely disconnected? okay. that's a bad start. hello? my controller? my nintendo usb c cord? i didn't realize the first boss would be like psycho mantis, bro. next he's gonna insult my etf allocation. he'll be like, really bro? as a 34 year old?
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2971.16
and then you've got to hit a memento mori in the mirror every day. i'm not smarter than other people. i'm not smarter than other people. it will save your life. you will still die someday, but it will save your life. i'm in etfs, bro. me when my friends say they're conservatively invested, they're in etfs, and then i open it all up and it's fucking public sentiment etf, inverse kramer etf, digital video gaming and gambling etf, canadian cannabis etf. oh, brother.
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1111.00
hang on, i'm just getting my telephone. so this is, i'm just being honest with you, you pedantic so and so. this is for all the marbles. trig seg v, trig seg v, okay, give me a moment here. vanguard etf corporation. let me look at the, i'm going to the wikipedia article. it's founded in malvern, pennsylvania by john bogle. you win that one, you win that one. i'm gonna say slash vip.
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