Quotes about “encased”
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they're not breaded? they're like crusted or something. they are definitely encased. they're locked in, it keeps the flavor sealed. i'm the guy who like, if i get a six piece, by the time i finish the six piece, i'm like, i could use like another one or two. but then when i get the ten piece, by the time i get the nugget like nine, i'm like,
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and they were like, hey, this hot dog's $100. even if it came with like, unless it came with literally a $100 bill next to it, there is nothing they could tell me is in that hot dog that was given by it. and that's the honest to god truth. but 20 bucks? sure. what's that like ice cream sundae that's like $10,000 or some ridiculous number? it's actually like encased in gold foil or something like that. right. that's probably too much.
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uh, haggis is a savory pudding containing sheep's pluck, which means heart, liver, and lungs, minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, uh, mixed with stock wait. mixed with stock traditionally encased in the animal's stomach.
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i don't know. i had like band practice and shit, like i didn't... what instrument did you play in band? wait wait wait, let me guess. wait wait! are you talking about orchestral band or like a rock band or something? okay, everybody take a step back. i was in a musical band, not in school's band. oh, so you weren't in like a rubber band or something like that, because that's what i was in. what does that mean, a rubber band? like i thought maybe nick had, you know, once a week he encased himself in an elastic band. yeah, like a gum band.
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are we at the problem yet? are they in a half shell? yes. oh no, they're in a whole shell aren't they? that's a whole turtle shell. it's not like there's some turtle out there that's completely encased in a shell. yeah, like the carbonite of han solo. exactly.
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but then they just put him in a shipping container, and then they put the shipping container beneath like eight shipping containers, and they go like, well, job well done. and you're like, no, not job well done. he's a super villain, and you just encased him in this shipping container that doesn't make any sense.
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it's not my preferred way to go. i think i'd rather like slowly get crushed in a hydraulic press maybe. something like that. just something a little quick and painless. slowly encased in like a stone tomb with just my head poking out or something. buried up to my shoulders in sand and then honey poured on my head. and then fire ants released in the vicinity. like just something like that. peacefully in bed surrounded by my family. okay pussy.
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encased in a giant wicker man and then lit on fire. i don't go to music festivals, okay? that's, i'm happy for you. it's weird to hear a grown man say pussy compared to which demographic. i always say we're probably the demographic that says it the most. i'm not saying it's our word. i'm simply saying i bet we're probably in its highest degree of utilization. oh yeah, scumbag. horrible, horrible play. how about a tornado for you?
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lights so she was encased in shadows and she just pointed at her nose and i went oh, what's up? so i stood up and then she had it wasn't too bad but she had like a little bit of a nosebleed and it was the first time she's ever had a nosebleed. so she was like freaking out so we got the nosebleed handled everything's okay, then i put her back in her crib and she pointed at the wall and i
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i didn't say anything else. all i've said to this point was facts, okay? if you got a problem with that, look in the mirror. now, chad's saying some things that are not so nice. maybe i agree with him, maybe i don't agree with him, but i'm not putting them into the record to be encased in a digital clip that could be shared. no, of course not. they can choose what to say and what not to say. i'm gonna exercise a little bit of restraint. i did watch the conan o'brien hot ones, by the way. i thought it was good.
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hang on, i'm gonna ask historians. have you ever seen that like those guys in pompeii that are like encased in carbonite because they got melted by the lava and there's the dude like crouched over with his hand on his dick and there's like two sandals next to him? oh shit. i never noticed the table. ran home, closed the door, took his sandals off. he's like, i gotta do this fucking right now man. it's my last chance. i'd probably look at my phone, i think.
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