Quotes about “elmo”
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cuz the guy thought he was outside and didn't expect you to be there. it was an odd strategy, but it worked out. ooh! hahaha! well done. i don't know how we did that, but we did it. this is a little confusing, but you pulled it off. thank god they didn't shoot that hostage in the knees. yeah, that's our strategy. alright everyone cool, i got hostage on the knees. i got points to spare, i can lose 10. jiggle me elmo.
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i got fumbo. basically a win. aw shit. oh, degas. i got like four degas runes. degas. fill me up! daddy rosary continuum das boot. what's this note? i don't want the das boot. speed down? i don't want that. i'll take a first order rune. i heard some elmo in there as well. yeah, elmo. he says it in the voice. elmo.
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i'm on the stroke five, so i'm with you man. alright, thanks ryan for ruining what's your problem? i'm still seven strokes ahead of you! oh, this is my favorite. now this is the one i have the biggest potential to fuck with. this one i think everybody hits it too hard. you want to just trickle it over is my new strategy. trickle it over, okay. i'll trickle you elmo. oh shit. that's not enough. actually this is beautiful. fox! trick shot. look at this. fox you fucked us!
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yo, how not this again! how are the muppets from sesame street and the muppets from the muppets really? ugh, they're not. well, isn't jim henson involved in their production? yeah, no. it's in the same universe. no. it is! i'm with rob on this one. yeah, they are! elmo is aware of the existence of kermit the frog. no, no, they're 100% they were born in the same nursery, man. they had the muppet babies. that was them being brought up. no.
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what in the world is it? 4? el... elmo. is that his tombstone? what? elmo's head? adhesives! that is the hardest!
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ow, elmo, ow! i feel like there was a big smash bros. toward this, uh... yeah, there's another, like, controversy about that, because we live in the internet. really? there's a controversy? i don't know. i saw people tweeting about it, and then twitter accounts getting deleted and stuff. no! smash bros. causes people to get angry? i mean, i don't want to talk about it, because i don't know anything about it, but, you know, that has never stopped us before, so... yeah? what's there to be mad about?
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oh, wait, is it? oh god. no i did that and i didn't even get my own hint. i know right? yeah, that was so great i hate this i like it a little bit in the ufc. they fight on an octagon. it's got eight stunning angles awesome angles ow, elmo elmo bit me
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is that elmo after dennis? pfc way to make it hard on him. i'm not just gonna draw a fucking octagon. it's the easiest shit in the world. they might as well just give me like the letter a. oh yeah, you thought i was making a fucking fish didn't you? yeah, oh! yeah, he was making a fucking fish! that was a trap. it fell right in. it looked like a fish! it's a fish with a cone in its mouth. it's a double fish. it's a rare candy. it's a fish eating another fish.
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i don't know. that's... that's weird. uh, neither? i don't think i have that option, but neither? squeeg? thank you for the five months resubscription, says lion elmo face. uh...
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everybody else is polite about it. he just is trying to get you like the one i was like me and mouth and he was making an amazing face, and then like you just happened to be in frame but you were just scowling your ass off for no reason with the elmo hat of course
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it's the elmo draft house. she was texting during guardians of the galaxy 2. and he sued her for the price of the movie ticket. the owner of the movie theater! he's like, hey man, i'll give you a ticket for the movie so you don't have to be an idiot. and he said no. you don't understand. this is about
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