Quotes about “elliott”
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first thing i do is throw a temper tantrum. yeah. welcome to america, motherfuckers. you land in the airport. welcome to america, motherfuckers. no matter where you are. just landed at the aaron elliott trudeau international airport in montreal. welcome to america, motherfuckers. we bring america with us. don't you dare cancel my flight. alright. got one more.
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wow. what the fuck, ryan? it's war! you were just trying to have a wholesome conversation about cleaning rabbit bits out of our chainsaws and you bring this misogyny into it. what sam elliott probably nicknames his mustache. stash parilla or the clit tickler. aw, he tickles the clit. that's cute. classic. sam elliott is the cowboy from the big lebowski.
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i just sang. oh, go ahead. sorry. no, go ahead. go ahead. what's sam elliott probably nicknames his mustache roadhouse or the pussy swiffer? all right, you may proceed. oh, i got to just soak in that pussy swiffer for a minute. you got to say it like he would. pussy swiffer. hee hee, you're a cutie. x3 flops besides you and nuzzles. that's where it's from. nuzzles you back and pounces on you and notices your bulge. o w o what's this?
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i think you're irene. i think you're suzanne wild or suzanne vega. okay, honestly that one was tough. 2010s i'm gonna get destroyed. okay, let's take a look, okay? amy winehouse. uh oh. okay, hold on. i'm getting flooded. i'm getting flooded. amy winehouse, christina aguilera, fergie, missy elliott, nelly furtado, carrie underwood, or like another country music singer.
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see, this is anastasia. who the hell is anastasia? alicia keys. alicia keys tried to talk some sense in him. fergie. vanessa carlton. florence welch. again, i don't know you. pink. kelly clarkson. kelly clarkson. kesha. leona lewis. who is this? missy elliott. amy winehouse. nelly furtado. ah, you're nicole scherzinger.
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at least a truck, like in theory there's some utility associated with it. so do i get annoyed when i almost get monster trucked by like a lifted dodge ram on highway 1? yeah, but at least like while my skull was being crushed into my thoracic cavity i would be like, yeah but you never know when he might pick up like a bunch of soil from home depot. i can't really fault him for that. i would buy a corolla if sam elliott did the ads.
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she gon' make me spend some money on it, oh whoa. whole bank account, i'll blow it. go do the show then, bring the dough in. he's on stage every time, shorty going. he's like, yeah, shorty going, yeah, yeah. okay, now, sorry, sorry. that's, she had graves' disease. this missy elliott's gotta be like the most fucked up thing. obviously i know this is will smith, so i can banter a little bit, okay? saw a photo of missy elliott's like one of the most popular artists of the millennium so far.
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dan aykroyd, ghostbusters of course. also features sigourney weaver, maybe the most well known actress from that. sigourney weaver. i'm looking at this and i'm saying nicolas cage is an obvious connection. but i'm like sam elliott, big lebowski, john goodman, jeff bridges, steve buscemi. steve buscemi with nicolas cage in con air. that's not what we're trying to get to though. nicolas cage, con air, steve buscemi.
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peter stormare, maybe, who's also in the big lebowski with sam elliott. now we're back where we started. anyone else famous in here? donald logue, he's in blade. blade. wesley snipes. wesley snipes in something with eddie murphy? possible. this is ted cruz? i don't know. eva mendez is in the other guys. mark wahlberg. will ferrell.
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and then you get to dan aykroyd, who was of course in trading places. okay, it took us 25 minutes to get there. that's not that bad though, four? i forgot about the rotten tomatoes daily. sam elliott, big lebowski, john goodman, random blue brothers, blues brothers documentary. no, no, no, you could do bet. can't you do john goodman, blues brothers 2000? wasn't john goodman the second blues brother in that one or did they go with jim belushi?
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that is a better line. sam elliott, big lebowski, john goodman, blues brothers 2000, dan aykroyd. that's maybe one to two faster. okay, how about the rotten tomatoes daily today? ghost rider, donald logue, blade, wesley snipes, dolemite is my name, eddie murphy trading places. no! i could have blade posted today! rotten tomatoes daily. okay, i'm ready?
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i don't know what happened. the light on my microphone just turned red and then none of the buttons fixed it. and then after like that two minutes that i was muted, i pressed this button again and it was like, i got you. it was like, what are you crying about? oh, i'm dead. that's fine. i think you deserved it honestly. can you drop your top three elliott smith tracks? elliott smith, the writing a song where it appears that he's very sad. he's very sad.
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crying profusely, singing a song with acoustic guitar in the ear. sadness appears, all the lonely people. you ever see the video where elliott smith is on an absolutely god awful late 90s
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the face you make when you got more growing pains than maggie, because homies nag me. the this face. that's exactly, that is what it's called. drake and josh go hollywood for christmas. snow day. manual, sorry, 100 girls. just banned by your opponent. oh, that's funny. chris elliott is in there's something about mary. all right.
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so dude, what a wasted cast. look at this. okay. sam elliott, anna paquin, jeffrey wright and frances mcdormand. what are we doing here having them do voice actors for a dinosaur family that gets washed away by a flood like 30 minutes into it? that just makes me think of, oh my goodness, i'm not gonna be able to remember the actor's name. the steve the pirate from dodgeball. oh, alan tudyk. yeah, that always makes me think of how they had him voice the chicken in moana.
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