Quotes about “elden ring”
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878.60
i mean, i think that they're really cheap to make and then like if one in 10,000 people that plays them puts their entire paycheck into it then it's it's free money for electronic arts. speaking of free money, i don't want to spoil it but did you see a certain dlc trailer? i didn't see the trailer yet but just people's reactions to it has me going like yesterday if you were like will you play the elden ring dlc i would have been like no shot it took too long. what?!
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961.66
i mean just to know what it's gonna be on there. i know what's gonna be on there you press circle the roll r1 is light attack r2 is heavy attack. you don't tend to use that one too much i don't even know what whoa whoa whoa dude. i got i'm cracked today. i'm cracked bro, bro don't give him plus twos for not watching the elden ring trailer just for being antithesis guy there's enough react andy's like everyone's gonna see the trailer oh
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myself included. no, i'm not gonna watch the elden ring trailer. don't take this personally. i'm not insulting you and i'm not even insulting the game. this is just like, you know, you're offering me like a snack and it's a snack that i don't enjoy the taste of. i'm not saying fuck you for offering the snack. it's just i don't really like it. i will... i want to play the dlc. right now it's easy to promise that sure, i'll just do a whole new elden ring run to play the dlc, but it is like...
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start an elden ring playthrough like a month before the dlc and be ready for the dlc when it drops. that would be fun. i'm not saying for sure. i'm saying right now, i don't know what comes out in may and june. so like it's a reasonable option, but things can change, but maybe, but maybe.
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5015.32
buy, buy, sell, buy, buy and i'm spent. he's stream sniping you in rumbleverse? honestly, i would love... have you seen elon's elden ring build? i would absolutely love for elon to show up in a lobby. he's not ready for the smoke, honestly. you think elon can do this shit? he's too busy building. whether it's electric cars that don't drive far enough, rocket ships to nowhere, or spaceships that explode,
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586.78
it's building a narrative by itself. i can't wait until isaac gets changed out for something else. well then it happened and now you're mad about sap, man. it's crazy. what's the appeal of isaac over something like gungeon? is isaac harder or easier than gungeon? imagine ever eating fast food. can't wait for more elden ring. this chat is full of cheeto eating neckbeards haha. this game is painful to watch. all politicians are criminals.
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822.24
it better not be best hairline like mouth gave me the best scalp glare. shiniest dome? these people need to get some new material, man. it's getting ridiculous. streamer of the year? bog. let's go. i didn't do anything. i just play elden ring. sell me. i don't want you to get the buff here. no, worm? don't even try. see, that would have gone to the...
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hey everybody, welcome back super auto pets. it's the afternoon, the babies at daycare, balance is restored in the universe. although we are running horse and cricket, horse and cricket. i gotta say, you know we've been playing a lot of elden ring, i'm not sure if people have noticed. let's be the insulin masusa, insulin pieces is so good. so i keep going in and out of the super auto pets meta. that could not have gone better.
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4745.12
i did think of a great bit though. i don't know, n bird are you here? this is not something i need for me, but maybe you would tell me if this has legs, okay? because it combines two of your interests. what about the costco guys reading weapon names in dark souls or in elden ring? the dragon hunter's great flayer scythe! something like that? i think it could work man.
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4775.36
we're elden ring guys, of course we farm silver knights for the black knight great hallbird. i think people are loving it man, i had no idea. turn around, back it up, put it on, move it up, you're toast. you were out, you've been out since the day you were born. double strike. see, you see what i'm saying? you can see how it would work, right? a double strike plus four cooldown!
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1249.26
why did we have to mantle that? you had to get over it. yeah, now imagine doing this whole game but you were only swinging a sledgehammer. right. it's kind of funny looking back at how like getting over it is actually like one of the easiest types of these games now. right? yeah. like of the games like it, it's definitely the easiest. it's like the difference between like dark souls 1 and elden ring dlc. let's go. we're in this corner. let's go.
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2587.26
you guys think dan's gonna beat the final boss at elden ring anytime soon? dude, i'm not even being a hater. yeah, i'm like today his stream today was like 20% elden ring 40% opening digital packs of cards and 40% troubleshooting his controller not working properly like he's not even that he's like that. he's struggling that much against the boss. it's just that he's like he gets distracted
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4446.90
i only get $50 a month for an allowance and a game is $60. a month is 30 days times 24 hours. i need to get at least 720 hours out of this game in order to justify my existence. it's crazy, man. yeah, i loved elden ring. elden ring was too long, though. that shit should have been 17 hours long. and i think there's a great 4 5 hour game inside god of war.
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502.40
david miyazaki, aka the designer of elden ring, said, hey you don't need to wait for drops, i can just ask ubisoft to give me one. and i was like, you know what? it literally didn't even cross my mind. i was just shitposting in justin's chat for like 45 minutes. being like, where's the drops? every time justin gets a squad wipe, it makes drops. i was enjoying being part of the community.
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