Quotes about “edible wood”
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1183.94
so we can make two things. we can make a mush bar, an edible, putrefied mud slop, preferable to starvation but only just barely, may cause diarrhea, but it's made out of dirt and bottled water. so we're gonna need to get to a water source to make this, but that should be easy enough. and then, lice loaf. we need meal lice, which we don't have right now, but i believe that meal wood gives the chance for... for mee for meal lice to appear, and then...
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1186.06
but in the end you're eating bread made out of wood and it's edible, it's edible, it's edible, it's true. but it's got the taste of preschool paste and i don't know what to do because it gives me maci pus. and i'm not talking about lionel.
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1860.02
and now my mom is bringing me home food. what is the best fast food place for her to bring to me? i love mcdonald's, but i do have to say it depends on how far away the mcdonald's is from your house. because if it takes her 20 minutes to get from mcdonald's to your house, the fries are not gonna be edible. fresh mcdonald's fries are great, but if you wait like 10 minutes, they're basically like eating wood chips. pizza holds up pretty well.
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1397.20
just a few more berries. we got an axe coming. then maybe i can sell wood instead. maybe i can gather wood. a flower? new discovery, your compendium has been updated. is my inventory full? why did this, what happened there? oh, i got seeds! i'm gonna believe that those are your own flowers. from spending time with my good friend, malf, i would not try to steal anybody else's flowers. berries, maybe, but not flowers. i mean, berries are edible. flowers, just nice to look at.
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4826.180
that mama cooks you when you're eight and you're living in like 1830s england. it is from like my great aunt. can you make the walnut and figs again mama? walnuts are just edible wood. so weird. it's like driftwood that washed up on the shore after three years at sea and it's just like oh you can eat that huh all right that's walnuts they look like little brains
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5580.560
are you made of wood? no. i like this game though. are you i love that idea. we'll play 20 questions instead of just doing this hide and seek stuff. alright. are you made of glass? no. oh, i'm in a room with rob. did you join on ryan again? yes. okay, that's hilarious. are you edible? no. but we're alone though?
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898.18
i actually think it's a desync, it looks totally edible for me. i mean, i think it's just a desync in our minds. a mind sync? yes, exactly. how would you sync the mind? how would you sync the mind? well, you open up the back of your brain and then you push the button at the same time i push the button and then they just magically recognize each other. oh, okay. don't glue wood to wood, come on. don't glue wood to wood. i've seen guys try it before, i think they like it quite a bit. excuse me.
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11572.64
it's not good. aw shit. i think we've had this exact conversation but ooooooh! i think you can digest paper, can't you? you could probably digest like almost it's like wood fibers broken down and reconfigured. bleached. dude, you know bleached?! some of it is bleached, yeah. oh no! we were tide pods before tide pods! i was thinking about it the other day, you know like carrots are just like edible wood.
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11608.220
i was thinking about it the other day. carrots are just like edible wood. if they were like 25% harder, you'd build furniture out of them. but if you boil wood, do they soften up? probably, yeah. probably, yeah. like to like a carrot though? like wood? i don't know. well, you could work wood with water, so i'd see, yeah, i mean i'd imagine.
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5338.64
are you made of wood? no. i like this game though. dude! are you made oh! i love that idea. we'll play 20 questions instead of just doing this hide and seek stuff. alright. are you made of glass? no. oh, i'm in a room with rob. did you join on ryan again? yes. okay, that's hilarious. are you edible? no. ooh. we're alone though?
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5363.88
yes, it's me and you buddy. you're not wood. you're not pizza. are you ooh. are you a candle? no. are you a source of light? no. the true game of hide and seek is the server. uh, and you're not something edible. i guess i just have to find rob now. are you organic? no. are you orgasmic? no, maybe you're you're not organic. what does that mean?
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