Quotes about “edging”
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like you saw yeah, 40 years later. let's deal after birth updates coming into the 2100s spooky story three spooky five me all it says on his tombstone is 109 and then one day it just says four wouldn't that freak people out like the edging on the stone just changes by itself. yeah, i
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6677.400
yeah. wow. wow! what was that like, a saddle up in the ride? 20 pieces, 5 bucks. oh, what?! wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. you stopped mid... i did. how? i didn't let go of the button. he was edging. i didn't think you could edge with those. apparently you can. i'm gonna make myself television. don't shoot me! i'm gonna make myself tv! you still did! i poked the tv and there's a ghost that popped out of it. okay.
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6842.860
i always go for safe strats. wait. now. because i always miss it the first time. oh, you can delay the charge a little bit. yeah, that looks like it. if you hold it almost, like, edge it a little bit, then you can pop it off at the last second. i do a lot of edging, so i would understand.
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386.220
has always been my motto. that movie was badass. i was not expecting it. yeah, edg uh, what is that? edg or oh. edger tomorrow? no? yeah? joel edgerton. something like that. edging for tomorrow. edg i know what that is. it's good for your prostate. uh, we don't know. we the fda has spoken to us on several occasions about making that spurious claim and uh,
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197.120
i mean, it's just the edging in public is not really my thing personally. i'd rather edge privately. i've heard people say that. i disagree personally, but uh... yeah? i don't think you're trying to kink shame me, so i'm not gonna be mad about it, but don't try to kink shame me, nick. if i wanna jerk off in public, then that's... i mean, the privacy of my own person, then that's okay. well, what i'm shaming is the fact that you don't finish.
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219.720
mmm. so that would that make it better? yeah, it would make it like all better cuz really if people that edge publicly they don't think about it but you're really edging everybody else as well they're waiting for that big finish and you're saying no you can't have the finish you get out of the finish i think publicly hurts you privately think i'm too old for the internet nick. i think i'm too young for this conversation we just had
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1666.060
yeah, okay. i still think it's austin. stand by that statement, okay. well, i mean it's kind of like, you know, pick a number between one and ten and you're asking me if i want five to ten or one to four. like one is slightly edging out the other, but it could go either way pretty easily. i think we need to know more people.
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9175.280
i give them a literally actually impossible time frame to accomplish. so i have this on my desk yesterday. you do realize the word you just said, right? yeah, no, i do. then my wife's like, don't talk to me like that. i'm like, all right, i'll apologize tomorrow. i'll get it. whoa. i jumped backwards when i shot forwards. you hit off the edge. you edge too hard. i don't like edging.
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3073.680
coins are for pussies. you're a pussy. oh, i didn't think it was blowing up. all right mouth can't finish why not? you didn't get the coin cuz we're edging today. oh come on with these coins. i'll take this don't don't don't don't don't you son of a bitch
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6302.680
i'm booming. playing at the edge only gives you arthritis. um, i think it might be edging wrong if it's giving you arthritis. wait what do i do? oh i go up to it. if you're edging through hell keep edging. ting ting. as long as it's disrespectful to my people so please stop.
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541.260
i never said i wouldn't. nobody did. always takes the money. that's true. cover my eyes, i'm just a scared little chicken lick. this is the new meta of ultra chicken horse. we've been edging around this meta for a while though. edging around it. we just finally had a full ejaculation there, that's all. my vote won. just want to point that out, then my vote won. alright, whatever. i'll take the glue.
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