Quotes about “ebenezer”
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why'd he never heard of friends? excuse me, we did an extended friends bit. not but yesterday. not true if you go to a small school? okay, bro. i went to a small school, my graduating class was 80 people. it sounds like you went to a one room schoolhouse. it sounds like you were on some ebenezer scrooge shit and now you're trying to turn it around and make it my fault somehow. my graduating class was 25 people? what do you want? like, is this... are you sharing this data for any reason?
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not true if you go to a small school? okay, bro. i went to a small school, my graduating class was 80 people. it sounds like you went to a one room schoolhouse. it sounds like you were on some ebenezer scrooge shit and now you're trying to turn it around and make it my fault somehow. my graduating class was 25 people? what do you want? are you sharing this data for any reason?
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but i had a good time playing arc raiders. i think i learned something about myself as a human being, man. nothing good? no, actually i think i learned something. i had the kind of revelation that usually you only get like the day before you die. i had like that ebenezer scrooge type revelation that you only get like after you've been visited by, for example, three ghosts. three ghosts. i think i have aspiring villain energy, but i don't have the villain comportment.
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you're my little scrooge thing, i don't give a hoot what the ghouls think. that's gonna be tough. and that's what i mean, man! what if when ebenezer scrooge died or whatever, we found out he would have been awesome at 2k? tell him i'm next, tell him i found a little something too fresh. you know what i'm talking about? like, ebenezer scrooge, he was one tall motherfucker, man. he was worried about the wrong type of gym. is that what the name of his worker is? jim cratchit? bob cratchit. well, that doesn't work. tiny jim.
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cuz i aura farmed on him. he tried to aura farm me and i aura farmed him. if ebenezer scrooge had done that to the ghost of christmas past, he would have been out of that mess by 1.30 in the morning without a doubt. it's like scrooge, do you remember this? yeah, bro, i lived it. i think i remember it. i guess i'll just go then. you're mad you got woken up in the middle of the night? well, this is the next night, isn't it? i sleep for like 30 hours.
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he's a good boy. look, he had no response. he had no response because i ora farmed on him. he tried to ora farm me and i ora farmed him. if ebenezer scrooge had done that to the ghost of christmas past, he would have been out of that mess by 1.30 in the morning without a doubt. he's like, scrooge, do you remember this? yeah, bro, i lived it. i think i remember it. oh, i guess i'll just go then. could have had a good night's sleep.
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that is like a double fuck you are. aw man, i'm gonna move too far from the can't time. that's true, that's true. kermit really needed miss piggy to give ebenezer scrooge the what for. holy shit, i got one star and you all got five, four, and six? this is bullshit. my star! it is fucked up though in muppet christmas carol. the second star you've taken from me. they have miss piggy yell at ebenezer scrooge but then she's in the wrong. cause he actually brought like a goose to their christmas dinner. but she was in the right, man. one goose doesn't make up for like a career full of
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it's christmas carol. a christmas carol? it's a christmas carol. confirmed. as i was gonna say, i always remember, the poster is like who's getting the best head but it's just ebenezer scrooge. in every poster for this he's like going... we got time for swanky percent, why not? now we're fucking talking by the way. virgin suicides, sofia coppola, josh hartnett, kirsten dunst, cissy spacek, cissy... kathleen turner.
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it's an animated movie starring jim carrey. is this the christmas carol? i was gonna say, i always remember it. the poster is like who's getting the best head but it's just ebenezer scrooge. in every poster for this he's like going... we got time for swanky percent, why not? now we're fucking talking by the way. virgin suicides, sofia coppola, josh hartnett, kirsten dunst. what are we trying to go to here?
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yeah like it's not hard when i get up i say what day is it okay what commitments do i have? ebenezer scrooge asks what's my schedule oh oh i gotta drive to this place not take it what day is it? what year is it?
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