Quotes about “eat your own cum”
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i'm happy that chat got it. see the joke is that it made it telegraph like you were going to eat your own cum but then it's a version of expectations that mayonnaise is grosser which i don't necessarily agree with of his miracle it probably someone in chat said his brother used to jerk it with jelly like grape jelly great. oh, yeah that's a sticky mess grape. jelly is great. jelly evidently. yeah, but why i don't know
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a regular pie. oui. frolox. colepow. one throw. ursulik. dobbyduo. waskahd. valexius. facefister. zazz. is it gay to cum in your girl then eat her out? i mean, you've basically eaten your own baby juice. that's what zazz would like to ask you, chad, if you're interested. not that there's anything wrong with that one way or the other. themoistduck69.
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he could probably ooh! would you rather eat your own cum or someone else's cum? no! stop! stop! definitely my own cum. yeah, definitely it'll be my own 100%. who would ever answer something else? can you explain the reverse centaur to me? just like, describe it? so, top half horse or top half woman? isn't a centaur a bull? that's a minotaur. yeah, that's a minotaur. my bad, my bad.
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i'm happy that chat got it. see the joke is that it made it telegraphed like you were gonna eat your own cum. but then the subversion of expectations is that mayonnaise is grosser. which i don't necessarily agree with. of his miracle would probably. someone in chat said his brother used to jerk it with jelly? like grape jelly. graped jelly! that's a sticky mess. graped jelly is great jelly evidently. yeah but like why? i don't know.
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they always say i'd never leave the house. is the implication that if you sucked your own dick, you wouldn't eat food anymore? i think... yeah, it's all, you know, it's all just, it cycles back, right? i am sustained purely by cum. you eat the cum, it makes more cum, and then you eat more cum. it just reminded me of the slurm episode from futurod. oh no. i want that. just calling it slurm.
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