Quotes about “eat you out”
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does that mean you ate it? i'm not a big fan of cheesecake, no. you got me. that's awful. it's not awful, i just don't really like it so i don't eat it. it's not like i'm like, hey this is a no cheesecake household here. you're just missing out, cheesecake's amazing. why did you buy the spear at heart? for good luck. as the lost, if you don't buy the spear at heart, you're a little bee. good luck. bought the spear at heart because fuck twitch. exactly. this is a lost run, it's like pretty good so far.
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shrek's back, baby. i wouldn't mind another shrek movie. it was that horn you think. warhorn, faster and stronger for 10 seconds. you know that. alright maybe i will. i'll eat your cherries. that's alright. you were moving pretty fast. i'm a cherry man. oh i barely made it. challenge complete. watch out their heads burrow into the ground. oh no i walked on the spikes. it's just like uh, it's just like isaac.
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so he is the same person then. these are not spoilers, you don't have to yeah, exactly. nick, just go take a philosophy class is what sweety weber mcyegor jensen says. i have. you'd you'd but i didn't like settle the matter in my one semester of philosophy. you didn't get your fill apparently, it's like, you know, if you go out to eat and you're still hungry, you get something else to eat, man.
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that's all. if you were lazy about it, i'd understand. but this whole, oh there's a demon that controls my hunger, i don't buy that at all. you're really harping on the demon thing, huh? i'm not really talking about a demon. i'm just throwing out, that's the most plausible explanation that i can see. so there's demons inside all of us? like a nine tailed fox? are they smarter than a fifth grader? nope. eat. asses and bananas.
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you step on it, you eat it. yeah, not every enemy drops a corpse i don't think though and it sometimes procs and sometimes doesn't. it doesn't give you 1 hp per crack then? no, it's occasional and i don't know to what degree. i'm gonna test out what i just said and get this apple for 4 hp while i'm at full health and see if i get 5 hp. yep, it works. that's cool. i did not know that. i just raised my max hp. sausages are the worst nl, i'm sorry.
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choco came through he said in my chat before if i said i would eat the booty like groceries you would donate a hundred and eleven dollars and so i said it now. i donated eighty four eighty six and says no you totes deserve this. thank you so much you're very welcome. it's pretty baller. i sold out a little bit, but thank you basically like a twitch prostitute yeah, all right nice thing to say if you're cool with it. that's all right. don't throw you off the level for saying that wow
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dogman get out of here. okay, dude to yourself kind of weird if you think about how snakes digest things but then you kind of realize your insides are sort of like a snake yeah, man, i mean you just run it through as paste before the snake gets it. yeah. no, i'm with you like it's pretty fucking metal, you know, we eat something we push it through like
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listen, every time you bring that up i feel less and less sympathetic towards you. we just log out before you stream you ding dong. because i want to see what the people are saying in there. probably calling you a turd. they asked you what's the rarest meat you ate and then you replied like a whale. that's correct. you've outed me on stream now. oh my god i'm still going. i didn't kill the whale but i did eat the whale. 10th floor heart. this is a heart? what's up with this witch? i'm gonna give you a heart on.
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how can you forget drake dancing? ah, it's true. drake dancing meme has been pretty good. i've had some good times with it. goodbye. i'll be in the sky if you need me at all. yeah? someone's about to eat. are you gonna throw a big green chunk at me? someone blew up my bomb with their bomb and knocked it out of my cage. wait, how is this guy like jet packing around?
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i would leave the butter out, but i live with someone who thinks that that's so don't leave your butter out no, they prove that that's not a thing anymore. i mean it like it can get moldy, but if you eat the butter fast enough yeah, as long as you're doing it within a week's time. you're plenty good just or what you do you buy the big thing of butter cut a chunk off your butter and slice with the rest in the fridge the butter out i freaking won wow
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oh no, oh no, oh no! oh, thank god! okay, alright. no! not that left key! even if i get you, i can't get over there. delicious. watch out, she might come back with garbage water. she wouldn't dare. i'm gonna go into the senator ring, and i'm just gonna eat trash!
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can you eat eden's blessing multiple times? huh. eh, why not? come on, step it up. i think the best you could do is maybe like, car battery diplopia eden's blessing? maybe? yeah, yeah, i guess that would be it. and i don't know if those two things even work together. that's where i'm coming from as well, i have no idea. oh, another guppy item! wonderful. i didn't want any spiders out of that, you dirty dog. blank card again?
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he's licking my arm hair! that's gross. it's amazing that he's able to not lick your arm but just your arm hair. this is a weirdo! what a weirdo! bumbo wants to eat go gurt. have you sent me an invite, nick? i haven't figured out how that works. i tried to invite you but it just says i've invited no friends found. maybe start a lobby and we can join on him? that's what i'm doing. oh yeah, yeah, i'll try to join on him.
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cuz you can peel it or you can just eat it as is. oh god, yeah, wow. that one makes me definitely not want to suck your dick. okay, i'm gonna call mine that thing that bob ross does with the brush on the piece of metal. beating the devil out of it? yeah, beating the devil out of it, the dick. you're gonna call it like a hyphenated phrase? hey, why not? it's the 2010s, there's nothing wrong with that. come on, man. i'm sorry, i should be more open minded. i can't believe you're so judgmental about my cock.
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i'm on the cathedral just barely hanging out. you'll never know the joy of having three different kinds of meat in a sandwich no, i get i get my ham on mondays my turkey on tuesdays and then my west coast wild cheddar on wednesdays no, you get them all on the same day, and then you fucking eat all them in love with any day that you want yeah, but then people are gonna be mad at me. i'm mad at you. i can tell i
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and then i'll put the... and if she like comes out, then i'll just like eat a couple and be like, oh potato chips. but then when you push the sandwich down, which is a requisite when you've got the potato chips. then it goes like, kakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakak
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you know the secret to like reheating french fries if you got leftovers? you don't blend cold potatoes. i know that much. you just refry them and then it like causes the oil in the fries that makes it soggy to come out and then they crisp up again and it only takes like another minute because they're thin and i'm telling you you're all good a lot of people in chat are gonna be like yo just whatever just eat them cold put them in the microwave you will thank me. don't blend them. definitely do not blend them.
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that's how you make burgers out of ground beef. i'm just saying. you scared me, rob. people are really... they're going off in chat about the right way to eat leftover pizza. i think whatever way you do it is fine, dog. dude, on the stove is so good. stovetop's good? cold is good? yes, stovetop is best. i gotta admit, something about the way the cheese gets after you put it in the microwave...
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probably do it. aren't they like basically nerve endings or whatever? they can aw shit that's my bad. imagine they're probably like a fingernail and a hair put into the same thing. don't eat my keys! you put them on a key hook. up high. don't eat the keys! get out of here! not like car keys, like the keys on my keyboard. not like this. he's trying to eat my keyboard keys! is he getting any out? i have been missing like my number lock key for quite some time.
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