Quotes about “earthbound”
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i should stream the entire prince of persia series. it would take like six months. yeah. you'd also have to play like warrior within. yeah, i didn't like the ps2 era ones. i really like the 360 one. what? sands of time is awesome. i like the parkour inspired 360 one and then the one after that was actually okay too even though i thought it was kind of short. pretty sure sands of time is like one of josh's favorite games ever next to earthbound. cool. i don't think it's terrible. i just don't think it was for me.
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the run on that joke. the first thing a pig would say if it could talk. what do i taste like when i'm in your mouth? or the butt, really? you eat my butt? you eat my butt. thank you ragnash for the subscription and sir perplex for the 269. asif will ever play family feud again. another earthbound. another 3. i gotta find the cd and reinstall it. my computer even has a cd drive.
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nick, did you just crack your knuckles? yeah. did you do it like out of like jest out of a victory? you know how people oh no, i just did it because i do it a lot. i don't even think about it most of the time. i just saw you mentally type in plate real quick and then just do the old crack. oh, dan, you got banned. why? why did i get banned? you typed too fast. you were fast typing. i didn't even realize you could get banned for typing too much. that looks like pokey from earthbound.
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yeah, i mean it's just a subset of english. that's a little better than english. okay, you're right. it is lucas from earthbound actually. it turns out that actually everybody on planet earth looks like this eden character. i just like the hair, that's all i wanted to say. nick, did you ever have hair like this? no, i knew some people that did though, but i never went full duck butt. what about you, cobalt? you ever had the duck butt hair? i had the duck butt hair. i'll go to bat for that to start.
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i started trying that out when i was bored. can you tell me more about the... scratch and sniff? i was in my attic looking for something one day and i found my earthbound strategy guide. and in the back of it are a bunch of scratch and sniff stickers. and i stupidly thought, hey, i wonder if these still smell like anything. so i scratched and sniffed one and i thought i had a brain parasite.
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i'm largely the way that i am because of that earthbound scratch and sniff sticker, so... might as well embrace it. charlie day does! yes! that is... not true if you look at the whole world as one screen.
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ah dude like at first i was like this is gonna be stupid i'm not gonna probably like this game and it's only like universally beloved so yeah but like it's a fucking farming simulator you see me playing a farming simulator it's more than that it's not really a farming simulator oh excuse me you love earthbound it's nothing like earthbound you dingus it's like harvest moon which is exactly like earthbound
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i've never been more mad at you in my entire life. i hate you. you know nothing about what earthbound actually is. it's just like undertale for hipsters. i hate so much about what you are and what you do. oh hey guys, did you know that
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i should really defend my home against mold. you should! because if you breathe it in, you could go blind. yeah, man. that's what happened to me when i breathed that earthbound scratch and sniff sticker that was in my attic for 20 years. you were blind? well, i almost i felt like i was gonna go blind. i was pretty sure i was gonna die. it sounds horrible. oh, yeah. okay, i think i know. you found it.
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spider man is a bad guy. it sounds like fucking pokey from the earthbound. spider man killed my dad. now just kill it out. oh, that's spider man. tony macgyver. yeah, that's his name. yeah, james franco was a really pretty strong... he was in his strongest work. it's pretty bad, yeah. willem dafoe, on the other hand, actually i thought played a pretty cool green goblin.
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but like, no, that's like you position your people on the battlefield and do shit, right? so that's more fire emblem than right? yeah, yeah, it's fire emblem y. i like fire emblem. i never really got into too much jrpgs outside of like earthbound. like i didn't even finish chrono trigger and that's like the best one ever, supposedly. did he say chrono? yeah. chrono trigger?
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potato tomato doesn't matter. my moment has finally come. someone else said the word. i did play persona 4. persona 4 was pretty good. and like mother 3 and earthbound are really, really good, but i just never got into like the final fantasy. yeah, i tried. like i watched like my buddy play final fantasy 7. like i think it was like a demo and i was like, this game looks like shit.
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yo bro, you gotta cool it. you gotta go to work soon. such peaceful music. goodbye wii fit trainer. god i love spiking. screw this, where's the next character? buzz buzz! from the earthbound series of course. music bangs. i hate this level. i'm sorry, own it. well, game & watch. you're so very tiny. captain falcon has an answer for everything.
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