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and if you see a baseball, you're in for a good time. there's new power ups apparently, by the way. yeah, i got the ducky. oh, the duck. what does the duck do? it makes you not drown. most people don't know that dan is actually the original karate kid as well. that's true, yeah. i am. judging by his theme, i'm actually 55. israel? 55? no, he's like 53 and he's an avid islanders fan. i follow him on instagram. he posts some good stuff.
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what's the opposite of meta? not meta. uh, actual. uh, big sky this is meta actual. oh, you guys are both fucked. metafelacia. nope. wait, that doesn't bring me back? what? you're alive? not fucked! i had a duck! i had a duck, i told you about it. the duck lets you swim? yes, forever. oh, not now though. dan, you're back!
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oh, a snake! i don't know what this does. i got some good stuff though. you got a little floaty thing. can you float in the water? oh, is that the duck? that's the duck. you can fall in the water once with that. what do you have? a spikey spike? what's that about? i don't know. i'll probably pick up like this too. i don't even know what i have. i've got a mega man helmet now or something. oh, nice. i'm from mischief makers.
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how long has it been since your most recent mugging? you got a duck power up as i kill you? that's some horseshit! maybe. i'm so pissed. i'm fucked. god damn it. i can't believe i bombed you into a duck. hi kate!
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now that's the guy who does who did it all, really. yeah. he's the total package. also if the total package wants to subscribe, i'd be fine with that too. me too. and duck souls! quack quack, four months in a row! what are you ? chad, why are you mad that i traded my spear at heart? i traded it for one penny. that is a fair trade. oh my god. this sub train is redonkulous. nick, don't you use your bullshit marketing techniques on me. please faith 26 months!
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we're gonna come... jamona! jamona! what is this? jamona! jamona! jam meh! jamona! we're gonna come back in three minutes and play some duck game. duck game with rob! do an impression of the guy from house of hearts who sells ribs to frank underwood? hee hee! you know, like, that impression that doesn't make any sense.
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yeah, get ready for the duck. add docket crimson peak crimson peak crimson peak. i actually think crimson peak looks pretty dope. what is that? that's the new horror movie from guillermo del toro. oh, i guess. garden wasn't very good. yeah, well it has a freaking like a million percent on rotten tomatoes right now josh, so. does it? what? it stops at 100. it's almost like all the villagers and shit. what's it called? the village. no, that's the visit.
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oh! i am resident duck god. come back, kids! fuck the dicks in the house of balls! that was a good 70's rock song thing there. fuck the dicks in the house of balls!
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no you didn't, we tied that round. no i won the other one though. oh! oh, why? pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck. pick up the duck.
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that's bullshit that you don't float with with that's never float except for when they do well. i should fly together. oh my god i had fucking nerves of steel there. oh, i'm the greatest. i don't think that was proper i think it was i uh i ducked there you probably oh i forgot about the damn spikes. i ducked under that hey you should have quacked under it. yeah, you're already a duck. oh
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we've been having some high level duck game today. there's been some serious. there's been some paint. we had it pent up, just ready to blow. what a job! archon lynch for a while there. roll ups. oh okay. oh okay. oh okay. that went bad as well as it could have.
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i'm off of wizards payrolls, so i can commiserate with you now. not sure i understand how you killed me there. i'm the greatest? oh, you bitch boy! don't call me a bitch boy, you bitch boy. ah, i knew better! i do. well played, well played. oh, you... oh, what a duck that you are, because we're playing a duck game. how are we gonna do this? get low!
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ducks aren't birds, actually. ducks are mammals. they're mammals. ducks are citations. they're actually smarter than humans, some scientists have said. citations? yep. citations needed. those things that you see at the bottom of a wikipedia page, those are all ducks. what about seeing naked pictures of your mom? she's a duck too. does she have a labyrinthian vagina? nah, i was a duck. i didn't know, but i haven't found my way out yet.
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that's the sound of you and a rocket going into the song, robin. oh, okay! are we gonna do this song and dance? i'm not a freaking allard anymore! i didn't know what i was! oh, farts. hey, what are you? fucking allards. you're just a regular duck. whoa, this is bluthursterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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i'm all over the fire! don't spread a rock, beef! we're under the fucking confines of a bible confined on your bible oh you fuck! out of a bitch! i'm into that smoke and then put on josh's hat because his member looks like he's intoxicated wow! see? that was a fast round yeah michael caine your michael caine's not that bad do a michael caine pretending to be a duck
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was that a duck? that was pretty good. i'm alive? kaka! kaka! he juggles the guns. kaka! that's like jerry seinfeld. oh man. you saved my life and then ended it. josh is the grenade king. oh my god, if he fucking got that shot. dick! i had it on the show! what's that message?
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how much? hey, check this out. alien to nikki. nikki's corpse explodes in the middle of michael a.l. fox and duck game down there. you ready? we gotta try, like, we gotta put this one pretty close. wait, why is the nine dying though? because they're gonna get hit. buy your nade that you're putting behind alien. yeah. that's not how that works. no, it's gonna push him into it. okay. oh, i skipped the middleman. it was a good shot.
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now let's play duck game. no, you can play a little bit more. afterbirth hero. i'm so salty i lost the world dream lost run. there'll probably be another one. how are you guys doing on your run? doing really well. i didn't ask you. i started a lost run. i'm still at the beginning, so... alright, you and me, nick. we're gonna start at the same time here.
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that run was fine. you wanna play like some duck game or something? yeah, i wanna play duck game. hold on, i'm on the i'm on the... the chests. well finish it f f f f f f faster you scumbag. oh fuck, mom. he's only waiting for josh, he's still on his first rebirth run of the day. that's not true. that was some hot bullshit. i did get small rock out of that room where i killed myself, so it wasn't all bad. i wish i was alive to use it.
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alright, i beat the chest. oh, thank the lord. you're welcome. are we you guys wanna run to some ads and then play duck game? as soon as i say thank you to agent aaron for the 2069 donation, thank you so much man! i've been watching you guys stream for a long time, finally have back in all the good times and hours. thank you for the thank you for all the hours of entertainment, you're welcome. hooray. afterbirth is best of me for today. kill me!
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i'm chat it killed me. we'll come back with some duck game. thanks for watching so far. i'm sorry. i'm bad. see you soon it's pretty good. well, it's rob. rob's not here. is he dead yeah, not dead you sure yeah as of yesterday not dead that's nice. i don't know he could have died it within the last hour, but he probably didn't i talked to him very recently
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i remember this line in an aerosmith song. he talked about odeon on his lady sweet pink asshole. that line always sticks out in my head. i don't remember what song it is, but i think it was from the get a grip album. oh, and thanks agent aaron again for the subscription too. very kind of you. yeeehaaa! i always try to do one when josh is around. duck game. don't forget to change your name. to duck game. legally.
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oh, well, i cannot be online for two seconds without nick inviting me to play duck game. i invited elucidate mathis also to see who would show up. really? yeah. mathis can only join when he beats me in a daily challenge. he was tweeting that he did it real fast today. yeah, he did, but his score sucked. his score always sucks though. yeah. my score is better than him. you don't even qualify, mister. you don't think? wait, why?
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josh, help me! help me! yeah, i got shot. oh, luke doesn't own duck game. i'm sorry. you should get it. it's fun. i'll probably... i don't have a hat on. wait, no one has hats but me. we could like restart with hats. yeah, i need hats, man. alright, alright. let's get out of here. this is all wrong. i don't know what happened there. i just freaking spaced on the hats. i had a hat. because you're smarter than me. there you go. yeah, that's true. i'll invite... who should i invite this time?
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in big truffle, thank you very much for the subscription wow oh sneaky whoa i had no idea so many people didn't own duck game you guys are missing out. oh there it is which makes sense you got nailed i'm ready. oh
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but then i quack. quack chat. low talking. there's like a lot of frog in the audience right now. well it's always home field advantage. but this is like frog and nothing else. there's one white duck. oh that's me also. some ducks didn't bring a mask. everybody else is down. what game is this? this is duck game. my chat wants me to cough like ethan. like who? h3h3 productions. ethan was fine.
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oh it's this. i thought they patched that. how you doing over there? i'm gonna take care of this problem right now. oh wait i'm out! i'm out! oh gosh throw me your weapon man! alright is yellow duck dead? josh has got two guns.
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don't yell at tyrone for a duck game bug. pretty good, but he probably wouldn't be too happy. oh! that was some mark of the ninja shit right there. yeah. that's pretty cool. yeah. alright, well he's got that, so like... oh. alright, good luck. you have a corpse juggling bug? i'm happier that it's in than that it's out. i'd rather have it than not.
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why didn't you pay your taxes, grandma? oh, wow! you fucking pinata'd me! never give up. never surrender. i'll live. boom. boom. boom. i'm a chicken. like a duck. shoot fast enough to not die.
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that's a great title too, matthew mcconaughey goes to space. i thought that was the title. thank you octopines and duck souls for three and five months resubs. hacks. hacks. what does this do? this is a tractor, dude. hey guys, look, we can buy breakfast for one heart. sold. all of them.
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i don't know. okay. okay, so he called 401. what happened? then he's like, yeah, they're cheaper there. and he's like, well, maybe you should go to 401. and that was it. the guy left. the guy had some great customer retention you got right there. dude, in canada, everyone's so polite that that interaction could have happened. in america, there's a guarantee that that would have been a fight. it was pretty messed up. my spirit bomb just turned into a fart. i got a duck right now, so you can't actually fuck with me that bad.
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and i will never read one of your comments because that's not what he does, but i will pay five dollars to fox if he does. snap. oh, that's gotta hurt. oh look i got the little slime ball! i lost. fox. sorry. my dog. come on man. what? you want me to beat nick for you? this is duck game all over again. it is duck game all over again.
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alright get lost for like eight. ah, did it work? yeah. yeah, i guess he's not dead because i don't he had a duck duck don't give a fuck. whoa he's just trying to kill himself so you can end this tree my one oh shit yeah, i guess i win have a win box any chance you get another version of enter the gungeon before i
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we're gonna play afterbirth and then we're gonna play... duck game. duck game, and then after that we're gonna play rocket league with mutators. and big ball and boost and square ball, whatever they got in there. what kind of afterbirth run would you like to do today? i've been doing afterbirth because i've been trying to get all the hard mode things. i'm not really too good, but i did most of it. like isaac, i'm mostly okay. maggie.
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to start a new run. this is uh, do you wanna just like uh, you could just go to duck game. yeah, i gotta, let me just quit out of this. alright sweet, i'm gonna go get some water, we're gonna play some duck games. oh you know what, i have this whole fucking cup of coffee and i just haven't been sippin' on it. see ya in three minutes. mmm, see ya in three minutes. i love how nl miraculously died in time for the right section. and then you give me a winky face?
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did you i lost like nine lives in eleven minutes! there was nothing, uh, there's no conspiracy theory there! this is a bullshit run and josh, uh, ohhh, not happy. let's reinvestigate the conspiracy theory and talk about it on reddit instead where it's safe. reddit.com slash r slash duck game. duck game is where you northernlionconspiracies.com give it a try. eggfoilhat. i was watching your gta bike ride, vidnik, then i saw your streaming. nice.
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all right, i'm i'm ready for a duck game as well let's get ready to rumbler the lss should invent grundler. is he going it's somebody that's like male scissoring yeah it doesn't have to be anything like sexual about just a couple of bros rubbing grundles. yeah, you just share the brother brother
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dracula fetus you get an invite you look good in way. i like the revolving cast of whoever's around i'm just sending him out man. i think people don't realize like how he gets how higher duck game skills are now. we're doing like we're on high. we are i wish man it's not me. i like a piece of poop above your head. now. are you nick has a piece of poop above his head? i should invite a klyfish. they'd probably like to play with us. he's playing fish. oh
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bear tabby is playing rocket league business playing rocket league full grown gaming played rocket league. that'd be a great team yeah snaps bear and full grown gaming. i'd watch them go to the semi finals no fourth. oh knock it and knock it down break the wall. i did only give him like 20 seconds to get into the game dracula feet assigned on a duck game. oh, no just kidding fuck him oh
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yeah are you kidding me? nick's got the right idea here. oh that's a worry about you. we're remasked cold counterfeit. you're freaking me out to wear a mask this is like not so good i hate you. yeah, just a duck trash into the duck bucket. oh
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where am i? you're in the duck bucket. you're gonna die! i didn't pull the pin, got it! jokes on you. ahh, tell me! i got a duck nugget out of you. how will it end? how will it end? that's how. holy shit, ryan is on point today. wow! you took it off your head. that armor is not good. oh my god.
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oh, oh, oh, oh, did you not shoot i shot, but he fainted over his duck man. so ducks do best oh fucking that didn't work out get away from me my speech use couldn't help you got a problem a bit off my game today. oh
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it's the only way to kill anybody. oh! that was the best box ever! like my head, my duck body is just like, it was just like stunned. and now it's on fire. oh you're doomed. you're dr. doom. that's very true. goodbye. what is your opinion on hawaiian pizza? four it. five it. what are you doing up there buddy? finding walls with a chainsaw.
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i'll carry on the mantle. i don't think i know you anymore, right? i'm like a sitting duck. i tried to let go to fake him out. didn't work though. i never try to be big at the reaction game. every time, man. this is really silly. we used to be a team.
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i just jumped the gun at my own ass at the end. biggs, you finished creating those duck game maps? no, i still haven't. sorry. chat wouldn't know. what in the world is this? carmen sander. oh, they're like wasabi chips or something. no, it's endo. endo? yeah, it's something. i think that's something else. i want this back. get the water. ah, i guess having the fire extinguisher doesn't help you get on fire.
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don't throw your gasoline barrel. it's gonna cover your duck in gas. it's actually take off your pants and jacket. what the hell are you hit with that rifle ever? whoa, this tv makes you super mobile. mobile. nah, it's just all the slippery stuff that's on the ground. you're gonna throw a fucking desk at me? you just blew up my barrel, you dick! goodbye. oh my god. what? i can't hit anyone with a revolver. what about dota 2? put your body on the fire to keep it going.
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broke fucked up about seeing a duck throw another duck on fire okay i
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josh and i'll have pink boots when he lived when falling on top of the spikes. oh i did have boots with the fur hey, there was a meat duck in the back a son he got lost on his way to the to the mine the jerk store wow you chopped up his corpse, huh? wow, i
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batter up! soft serve duck incoming. just gonna hold me by the neck then. i'm gonna kill drak with you. just let him pick you up and throw you and you're alive. oh god. that's creepy, it looks like your freaking torso's ripped off. wait, what the fuck is happening? i think you're broken. there you go.
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fuck! that felt real good. we have like four of them? oh shit. bean pringles. it's the week of the bean pringles. did you know today is eat a duck day in denmark? oh that really was an oh baby a triple moment wasn't it? it was my triple collateral on free for all. well, well, well. it's really just like rolling a dice at this point.
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now i'm gonna lock my duck ball speed or power though less likely to be relevant. i think oh shit, oh man. it's along for the ride at that point. this is like damn hard. it's surprisingly difficult it's gonna be like a 10 minute game i'd like synchronized. yeah i get a gift of that no
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2015 edition, i as always am your host northernlion, joined by my esteemed co host rock lee smile. hi everybody, hi, hi. as well as recurring wednesday guest cobaltstreak. yo, hello. we've got an action packed docket for you today. the binding of isaac afterbirth followed by duck game with some new custom levels that i'm excited to check out from ars truly. is that the proper use of ars truly? yeah, whatever, sure. yours truly is yourself, right? ars truly is like someone we know.
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hacker shore is goddamn delicious. i don't drink, but i'll make satisfied noises anyway. mmm, yes. i'm not gonna do a speedrun, cobalt's gonna be done in 11 seconds. i am done. he's done already, alright, we're gonna run some ads. you missed my speedrun. you're gonna run some, or we're gonna run some ads, then we'll be back in three minutes to play some duck game. see you soon. yo chat, remind me to go back and finish this run later, because it's really good.
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you wanna get that exploding barrel kill, i know it. how come duck game isn't an esl? what the fuck?! alright, that was some like last samurai shit right there. oh, there's another new one. okay... what is this? is this the rock throw map? yep! this is like only rocks? only rocks. alright, this might take a while.
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i just know how much you guys love rock so i thought it would be fun to make a level about it yeah, i know. i mean it's pretty good. this might take a long time. oh shit i freaking forgot which side i was on i thought it was you dying for a second you should make it like auto start like flamethrowers or something wow let's touch. let's touch. what are those feet called? i don't even know feet duck feet
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this isn't how i go! oh no! aww yeah! hold on to that little duck! i am a bale of metal! come on, feel the noise! fuck me! girls, sex your toys! you took my box you jerk! you took my bananas you asshole! no! he sorted me off!
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oh, i want to burn you so bad. i don't even know where my duck is. no! oh, wow! oh, oh no! i like iv, that's my favorite roman numeral. i like i i i. god. napalm everywhere.
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but we had it last week. we can hike in in alpaca. yeah! yeah, i'll be there. good thanksgiving. quack quack. eat a next weekend? this weekend. except it's not a turkey, it's a duck. i just realized i'm an idiot. you can eat duck if you want, who cares? close enough! thanksgiving, fuck it, whatever. you could eat dove. you could eat rock dove. you get rocked up. derpsgiving. i wouldn't suggest that you get rocked up.
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alright, don't do that. i didn't really think about what that means. how did i die there? how did you die? i got a flower! oh wow! kill you! that's like pulp fiction shit. alright, i got a rusty trombone for you, friends. oh no, what?! duck! duck! that was actually amazing. yeah, that has no ammo in it, buddy. those shoes, man!
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i was looking to below you. i'm not really alright that was a perfect throw. oh that was a great throw! it's like a dark souls enemy. like four duck corpses rolled into one.
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at the pool? what?! i don't know, i'm happy though. that was divine intervention. dang it. i got ducks on my left, ducks on my right. dancing a duck and i do it all night. yeah. triple kill. oh, duck farts. would have been sweet if you could shoot through the bullet hole that he made in the box. yeah, that would be awesome.
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what the fuck is are these little beams in the middle here? that's the that's the thing that makes all the grenades pull their pins. that's the laser i was talking about before that i can use. someone please dispose of my head just bouncing there in the middle, it's really creepy. well played. yeah, nice. oh, that was cool. here i am, duck in the middle with you. wow. there's a lot of good ducking for a bunch of ducks.
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alright, we're gonna run some ads, come back and play quiplash. that was like perfect timing. thanks for watching so far. we'll be back in three minutes. thanks for playing my duck game maps. it was fun. those were good. thanks. yeah, they were. i'm gonna make more and i'm gonna tweak the ones that i made already. i like it. i like the way you look, i guarantee it. well, i guarantee you do. thank you very much, comisar choy, for the 12 months in a row you made the year. you get rock kitty cat chat. you have a rock kitty cat now?
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yeah, my headset is a bit too shiny. it's picking up all the green and then making my headset partially invisible. so how was your guys' day so far? pretty cool. i watched alpaca patrol stream on twitch tv for like three hours. that was fun. i made duck game too. i made duck game maps. and i posted some undertale stuff. you should play undertale by the way. it's pretty good. i bought it for the code. it's a really good one. but don't show it or say it. yeah, that's pretty good.
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and nick rockleysmile. hey everybody, i'm nick. you can find me at youtube.com slash rockleysmile. i'm gonna be posting my undertale playthrough over there for a while as well as afterbirth stuff and other weird glitches that i'm finding in fallout, because i find them quite hilarious. there will be more streams coming up of fallout. probably not tonight. i might stream some duck game level editing maybe later tonight after i eat.
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so you think you'll actually make some duck game levels? maybe if i get some time man like yeah, that's what i said to you every time. i know i want to beat fallout and i've been streaming a lot and when i get off stream i'm like at my girlfriend's right now, so we're spending time with each other hanging out, and then she's streaming so it's like and then i've been doing stuff on her stream too with her so it's been like 15 hour stream days so i really don't have time to chill
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and just like make a duck game level. stuff like that is kind of like therapeutic. it's like non stream just hangout time. yeah. be a little creative and stuff. i kind of like doing that kind of thing. you didn't do any mario maker levels when that was out? i did one and i don't know, i kind of didn't like how restrictive it was. i heard they patched it or something. yeah, there was talk that they might add angles and slopes and stuff which if they do that, that might get me back interested again. yeah.
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i had to pick grumpy temple. it's king's pass. oh, god damn it, i'm nash. yeah, yeah, nash bridges, baby! i'm not a fan. scum, hag, left, overlay up, so now i'm here. wait, the overlay is not up. the overlay is definitely not up. oh. alright, i gotta get used to this game again. yeah, me too. yeah, unlike duck game, you don't pick things up with y. yeah, i did hit y the first time. oh, i'm nash, not queen nye.
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oh farts! oh come on! freaking served me up! batter up man! oh no, to turn on permanent names you gotta do it from the main menu. ah okay. lots. we'll do it next time. yes please, after this one i'd like to have that on. especially because we change characters all the time, it's not like duck game. and i really like that in duck game we have like our personas are now attached to a certain head.
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alright, we all ghost them. rocklysmile. hey everybody, i'm nick. you can find me over at youtube.com slash rocklysmile. there's gonna be isaac, there's gonna be fallout glitches and bugs and silly things. there's gonna be undertale every day. and you can find me here as well on twitch.tv slash rocklysmile. you can follow me on twitter at rocklysmile if you're interested in knowing when i go live for streams. there may be one late tonight. again, i was saying yesterday to do this, but i want to make duck game levels on stream, so maybe i'll do that tonight later. but i'm gonna take a break and get some food for now.
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you set me up for failure with this man. there's not a lot i can say that doesn't end up being fucking weird. the taco bell. what's that weird duck from the mcdonalds? the taco bell chihuahua you want to fucking tell us? no, i didn't say the chihuahua, i meant the bell. oh, the bell. you can't fuck the bell. you can jack off on the bell like that dude jacked off in the refrigerator. does the bell ever go, can't taco bell? no. it goes dong. it does go dong.
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