Quotes about “drunk then”
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3002.80
at least he does the dishes. it's great how he does the dishes unlike everybody else here, but he's like so rude all the time. they truck you in the kitchen, do the dishes and you're like, yeah, and then i'll go to the protein section and maybe i'm feeling so sick. no, i would not even be like that. i would be doing the dishes like muttering to myself. i'll be like, yeah, no problem. i'll do the dishes. oh sure. hey, hey ryan, you want some help with the dishes? yeah, that'd be great. but then, oh, they're all just getting drunk in the living room and getting sloppy again.
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1258.60
but then you've been on that arc for like, i don't know, for like six hours now. you've just been talking about ubers and referencing your uber tweet. like, like i don't get it. no, i was just drunk. okay, well fair enough then. okay, we got 4500 bucks left in the budget to renovate the bathroom of this trailer. well, if you've been by all means guess what? enjoy having a japanese toto washlet.
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860.44
i will say as like a gamer approaching middle age, when i still deluded myself into thinking that i would like enjoyed competitive games and i would play rocket league at like low plat high gold, which is not good at all. i would oftentimes get people on my team who were clearly drunk driving. and then when you're like, what are you doing? they're like, oh, sorry, i'm drunk. and you're like, this shit is my super bowl. like, could you take it a little bit more seriously?
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301.14
oh god! oh, it came for me. i tried to do a challenge last night. i was gonna do like a birthday semi drunk stream. so i decided i would try and do a 106% run through super meat boy where i take a shot after each chapter. so like each one is meaning light world, dark world, light world, dark world. and then i couldn't get much further than i was having a lot of trouble by hell. just sad because i play that game a lot. dark world levels are tough. wait, you took a shot every time you died?
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336.44
no, every time i beat a chapter, meaning after each light and dark world. so by the end of the third chapter, i would have had six shots. i'm a lightweight, so that works out well for me. i'd like to see that through to completion, but it became five o'clock in the morning very quickly, and then i had to do more work before i went to bed. so i ended up stopping, but only because i needed to. i would advise if you're going to do a drunk stream, finish your work beforehand.
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2366.16
those words woke me up. i need to get myself together or i'll sink and you save me. so, uh, thanks. now this is a surprise, zack. can a human being really turn themselves around this quickly? come on, don't say that. i was drunk, you know. i lost my baby girl, my wife, then my father in law. i didn't know what to do. blaming it all on someone else was the only way i knew how to cope. what are you here for anyway?
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694.50
she, in the moment, says, kiss me. and he says no, and then she says why not, and he says you're drunk, it wouldn't be right. that's wholesome! he's very horny, i can't deny that. but simultaneously, he also, you know, like respects boundaries. i don't think there's anything wrong with being horny as long as you don't let it turn you into a weird, kind of like ghoul. i also, i always got the vibe that for austin powers, like,
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2500.56
i thought maybe you would notice because in order to have this conversation you had to have someone turn the subwoofer from you know 400 decibels down to like you know 50 which was very nice so thank you i appreciate it and then they would you know i'd be like yeah can you keep it down please for like a million time and then he'd be like sorry dude sorry but not actually be sorry and then it's always like you know drunk people they just forget i understand i've been there and i don't mean on vacation
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528.94
what was the situation? in vancouver our bus got hit by a drunk driver so we had to pull over and then like that wasn't the danger level but then when we got back on the bus i was like one of the last so i was still on a fucking parachute. i was one of the last people to get back on and i sat in one of the like reserved for the elderly in the handicapped seats and then this dude at the back of the bus started yelling at me and he was like
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5316.06
like, another round? the first third of that movie they were on to something, man. it was like albert einstein's the hangover. then they started going, oh, i'm not getting drunk enough. i'm not getting drunk enough. so they started to drink more. no, dude, you fucking had it.
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2000.520
cracked open the box everybody picked their instrument singing the songs. this is incredible. this is amazing got really really drunk made chicken fingers in the in the oven which needed to be cleaned so when we opened it it got really smoky and then while being heavily intoxicated
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287.92
jumping is the new gamer language. you know what else is a gamer language? heaving a usps mailbox at a chicken from across the map. and then he quit the game or something. i don't know what happened there, but we got a perk. he got blackout drunk and showed his anus. you're thinking of the wrong streamer. that's prezzo. i don't know if prezzo's here. i don't know why i called him prezzo. that's not his name. that was jerma. i must have missed that one. i will say,
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