Quotes about “drunk now”
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big buffs please. i mean this person, they got a great team. but please keep in mind, they did also end up rolling a snail. we do lose though. all right, well you're not drunk. fair enough. two snails saved. consider yourself saved. ox goes, you're just a temporary, you're just a cog in the machine. spider for dog, combination. level four, i don't see how we can't roll a penguin right now.
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but then you've been on that arc for like, i don't know, for like six hours now. you've just been talking about ubers and referencing your uber tweet. like, like i don't get it. no, i was just drunk. okay, well fair enough then. okay, we got 4500 bucks left in the budget to renovate the bathroom of this trailer. well, if you've been by all means guess what? enjoy having a japanese toto washlet.
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and we're doing this podcast and northernlion, or ryan, i am not even calling you normal. i woke up early to do this. he woke up early but he's drinking soju in like the crack of dawn. also i was smashed last night, i can't believe i wasn't hungover today. anyway! it's okay, he woke up drunk really. i did, i never sobered up. hi mom. okay, rapid fire news, 30 seconds. okay everyone be quiet for 3 seconds. right now?
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1111.08
it's a good one. it's a very interesting show. i still think they should do drunk ones and they should line up like 12 shots. i was gonna say no wings just shots. yeah of increasingly like garbage alcohol. you guys ever had underberg? sorry. real quick like who's the average guest on there? first season it was like a little it was like you know tony yayo now they're into like some
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2366.16
those words woke me up. i need to get myself together or i'll sink and you save me. so, uh, thanks. now this is a surprise, zack. can a human being really turn themselves around this quickly? come on, don't say that. i was drunk, you know. i lost my baby girl, my wife, then my father in law. i didn't know what to do. blaming it all on someone else was the only way i knew how to cope. what are you here for anyway?
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4799.04
no, no, it's gone. you can't stop it there. the story is like more problematic if you stop it. i forgot, i forgot. i respect him because this is how i feel when i'm drunk and he goes, are we okay fucking idiot? and it's like, okay, well, i'm good. i guess it's evil to make people laugh now. well, yeah, you know, you're you and elon musk, right? you want to bring comedy back? i'm not an ex anymore. i don't know what that means.
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1385.66
it's like if i'm silly right now damn must be drunk all the time. what? you know it's really good to do what? oh yeah
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2968.36
so true. on public freakout, some drunk trucker went behind the counter and grabbed nuggets right out of the warming station. they have self serve mcdonald's now? they should make, dude, if they made a mcdonald's buffet, that shit would go hard. holy cow. that would be, just make one in chicago or something like that. it should be fine. mcdonald's might be the most dangerous place you go to. i mean, i would say yeah. like vancouver,
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1038.02
and i'm not trying to be, you know, sex negative here at all. i know the first reaction when you talk about stuff like this, you know, maybe her and her husband are in an open marriage. now they're both cheating on each other is the thing. they're terrible people. but like billy bob thornton has done nothing in this movie to warrant anybody having a good opinion of him. like he is drunk all the time while working as a charity. he beats up another santa.
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surge pricing is basically like the logical endpoint of supply and demand. it's... pardon me. it's new year's eve. lots of people are drunk and want to get home. we're gonna charge 40% more for our ride because there's a lot of demand right now. i'm not actually against it. i'm just saying like, you know, without being needlessly cynical that is kind of like the exact purpose of it. so moviepass is like, it's like uber for movies.
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