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be thursday october 1st 2015 edition i as always am your host northland line driver my steam co host rock lee smile i also am always rock lee smile. i have been every time i still will be tomorrow unlike a shantay who is not always on time we are always who we claim to be and we also claim to adhere to the docket today which is gonna be rebirth rampage nights followed by bomber knots featuring alpaca patrol and dan gheesling but mostly the talents of yours and mine truly nicky would you like to provide me with a seed here? oh
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then we're like okay well at least i can work like this and then i'd try to record isaac yesterday like 20 minutes into my first run the computer just blue screens come on so now wow unrelated to the gpu could be a driver issue could be a could be an issue with the bios as many people are telling me now could be motherboard compatibility. i don't know i
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we don't need no... butt control. yeah, i was hoping somebody would do it. butt control? i was gonna say yeah. alright, you guys, are you super ready to answer? uh, well i need because how ready? no, i'm gonna because i need to explain this to you. my, um... my display driver crashed, so i can't type it into skype for you. okay. oh... remember when i tweeted about the titanic and you going down it feels like that again. everyone just gone now. oh, okay.
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otherwise if we go 10 seconds without some kind of freaking, uh, stimulation it's all gonna fall apart. uh, by the way, rob, you are america. like, i don't know if you can see oh! you're right. rob, can you hear me? i can hear you, yes. my display driver has crashed. oh, no. oh, boy. oh, disaster. yep, stream's down.
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you win looks like brian won. nah, nick's got me by one. oh no! n.l. i have a driver's ed test tomorrow. how old am i? probably like 17. yay j. smith! you have to ask what his favorite adam sandler movie is to figure that out. uh, 16 favorite adam sandler movie, anger management.
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you're gonna play cue ball? i don't know, we'll play like all ball. all ball. how do we... can we just cue for it or what even happens? i don't know, let's see if i can make a room. 1000 deluge coins is 13 us cents. yeah, i bet the taxi driver never even redeemed it. that's probably true. he's got like a bitcoin wallet he doesn't even know about. oh yeah, i could put on uh... you could put on underwear.
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they're really putting this other guy on blast. yeah, i love it oops fuck you just got out beat there's an nvidia game force driver ready to download yeah, you should check it out man. i got fallout probably ah okay. i'm gonna buy a raft or done streaming. yeah, bye that driver buy it okay, i think we all just jumped over it yep, i
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she wasn't talking to the horse, she was talking to the horse cab driver. she has her baby carriage there. and i'm looking at the horse and she has her back turned to the horse. the horse cab driver has his back turned to it as well. and the horse is sitting in front of the baby carriage. fucking double ko guys. jesus. oh my god.
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he got her number. he slammed her up. wait, okay. you know what the actress's name is in good will hunting? oh, i know i do know but i forgot. mini driver. also the name of my dick! it's like a golf club? the mini driver. mini driver is the black haired woman? yes. okay. there's no there's another woman in the film who has i think a swedish last name that i forgot the name of. that is...
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can't the fucking driver look where he's going? he's on our team we're the biggest enemy to ourselves
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i use my mirrors. i'm always on ball cam. nick was the drunk driver there, i was helpless. nice! nice. was that you ryan going in to steal my kill? yeah, steal your goal not ensure we score our third one of the night. you're just... we've actually got a chance to win this one, two minutes. given our track record i'd say it's probably guaranteed. it's like flipping a coin, eventually you have to land on heads.
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did you see the uber protest in toronto yesterday? yeah, i saw a couple videos. the dude who was like, this guy's an uber driver! and then he just starts like bashing on his window and then the dude drives away when he grabs the handle so he gets dragged for like, you know, 20 meters behind the car. wasn't that tyrone in the freaking 109 arg? trying to drive away. then he stopped and then he starts banging again and then he starts going and then he grabs on again.
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he's like, you know, there are ways to deal with things and there are ways that you shouldn't deal with things and this is not one of them. and he was like the most calm, like, like respectable cop i've ever seen. like, man, that's, that dude is man. and the cab driver was just like being a jackass. i hate that we live in a world that the dude that was super reasonable, the cop, like he'd get shit on by most people. like he's not forceful enough. like he doesn't assert himself. but the reality is just being calm is like a huge asset that nobody cares about.
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you know, 1.30 in the morning or something like that. it's like a 40 minute drive and it was like 40 bucks. and then when i got back to vancouver, i got a taxi from the airport to my apartment and it was like 35 bucks for like a 20 minute drive. and also he made me feel bad for not paying him in cash. so the uber driver i had a really nice conversation with. i was like, how do you like driving uber? what's that like in san francisco? and he's like, yeah, i love it, man. it's really fun. the taxi driver is just like, if you could pay paying cash, that'd be awesome.
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i mean that is kind of how democracy works, right? well, i guess, yeah. that's kind of shit, ebert. or i should say capitalism, not democracy. that's what i meant. trit says, what is an uber driver? uber is just, they're like taxi drivers that like, they're connected to an app. anybody can be one. almost. i don't know how it works. like, could i go right now and be an uber? it's like how you know there's indie movies. this is like indie taxi driving. yeah. only you still need a license to be a taxi driver, kind of.
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and then fucking they got a gps there too. it's all the traffic data and shit like, oh looks like there's a construction on here. i don't don't. one time i got in this taxi and then the driver started asking me about my boyfriend and i was like, oh, you know, we've been having like a lot of troubles lately. and then he started flirting with me and he drove us to the woods and we fucked.
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what? i mean that's fine. you fucked the taxi driver? yeah, man. that's a unique experience. i hope that was fun. but he still made me pay. awwww. he bleeds me.
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one time, the last time i got into an uber, there was a fully cooked thanksgiving dinner waiting for me. and the driver said, this one's on the house. wow. was it a, was it a butterball? uh, well, it was a tyson, but you know. don't look down on the quality of turkey if it's free, man. tyson's like a pretty, pretty, uh, dirty company from, from what i've seen in documentaries. well, it's no warm up. mike tyson? wow, he's a dirty fighter, he'll bite your ear, man. that's true.
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he was a dirty fighter. n.l., we need an explanation. i'm describing a plot that conceivably could have come from a pornography film. i didn't actually have sexual intercourse with a taxi driver. prove it. you guys are very trusting in chat. prove it. that's how burden of proof works, right? where's the police certificate, n.l.? that's gonna be my thing. that's how i'm gonna get rich quick. it's like, sue people.
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i hope you make a nice kale. real fucking patronizing. i didn't mean it that way, but you're right, it did sound a little patronizing. i meant it as patronizing as possible. that's not true. unless it is. and then i'd just be an asshole. and kingbandb567 donated $5 and says, hey nick, i passed my driving test today. it was one of the toughest things i've ever done. i'm feeling good. i want you to feel good too. thank you! and congrats! that's pretty sweet. you passing your full driver's test is like...
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it's a great thing to have happen because then you never have to worry about it again. you could literally be the world's like worst driver and as long as you don't get in like a bunch of accidents or drive drunk, you will never lose that. i mean if you're the world's worst driver, you know. i'm not saying you should be driving. i'm just saying like you got grandfathered in basically. it took me till three tries to get my license. it was a little sad. i couldn't do the parallel parking properly.
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on my full driver's license test, i didn't even have to parallel park. you're supposed to! the instructor just didn't make me do it. and i was like, that's pretty nice, because that's usually like... that's basically the hardest part. the three point turn is no big freaking deal. i hate the yellow turd, it's the worst turd. the yellow turn or the yellow turd? turd. yellow turd is by far the best poop in the game. no, it's fucking awful, i hate fighting it.
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dude, i'd be pretty pissed if i ended up in the afterlife and like everyone's fears were true and i had no bones. oh, you'd just be a pile. yeah, you'd just be like laying there. you'd be the original pile driver. i had a peashooter. hey, what's going on, bunnel central? that works on so many levels. what the fuck? that gun murdered me? yeah, i killed ryan because he's a little thing dong. you had an ak 47!
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