Quotes about “drinking coke”
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1262.90
i don't mind the hydroids who only drink water. even though like obviously they want like a lot of credit for it which i think is very funny. it's the hydroids who don't only drink water but shame you for drinking like a diet coke. when their ass like every friday has like six japanese whiskeys or something. that's those are the hydroids that honestly i just can't even. fuck you man. then they're like i really only drink water and you're like okay what about like when uh
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1967.86
we were able to run a pre patch build. and that's exactly what's happening right now. honestly, we probably lose to this team. it's a very choice turtle, i gotta admit. maybe not, maybe not. i am drinking coke while watching your stream. emoji and coca cola, yippee! yippee! hit me? okay. you could probably, especially with a swan, you could probably start to think about, you know what, maybe it is dragon time.
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2366.44
served by what appears to be... i don't think they stole it from you. i think you're working with them. i wanted to let you know that it's working. the ads are in the rotation. it's like an online poker platform or something? that's like, hey, someone turned poker into a roguelite. you say ads don't work yet. you got me eating mcdonald's and drinking coke zero. okay, well listen, you can't legally hold that against me. you're making your own decisions. i will say, i dropped my daughter off at a class on saturday.
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762.28
but i don't think i could tell the difference between diet coke and coke zero. and i'll even do you one better. i think if you lined up eight different zero sugar colas, i think there's a realistic chance that i would get zero right. i think that i would think that like i've been drinking this western family kicking back zero sugar cola. it tastes exactly the same as coke zero to me, which tastes exactly the same as diet coke.
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3303.60
my dad served jager and lemieux at a bar one time. jager had to order a coke because he was a teenager. god, to be fucking curly mullet, jaromir jager underage drinking a full sugar, glass bottle american coca cola at a bar in 1990? that shit would probably be... that's got to be close to the peak human experience, man. you think? that's the dream? canadian wet dream? they were probably using corn syrup back then, i don't know.
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507.34
so that, i mean if you're not following along maybe i did a bad job of explaining it but the moral of the story is you know people may when they didn't know whether they were drinking new coke or old coke they preferred the taste of the new coke. however what they preferred even more than the taste of the new coke
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530.90
was believing that they were drinking old coke. they're a coke drinker, they identify as a coca cola consumer. i don't want you to change the recipe of the thing that i already love. even if it's better. i don't want better, i want what i got. it's an interesting thing to think about. how did this come up? because i'm always talking about which is the best chip. the first chip or the the zero with chip etc etc. you know it's...
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1118.84
leaving my seat belt buckled on the airplane after the sign turns off that allows you to take your seat belt off. one above that is slipping on my shoes instead of untying the laces and then putting my feet into the shoes and then tying them back up. right above that is drinking a soda by turning the aluminum tab so that the holes line up and then you can put the straw into that and then sipping on the diet coke like this
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289.100
if i don't have a full beverage then it doesn't feel complete. if i drink half of it during the meal and i want to wash it down, i only got like three sips left. when you go bev, like big style, you go all the way in, you take a full thing of whatever it is you're drinking? oh yeah, no, whenever i'm done i usually just have a bottle or a full coke or like a bottled water or something. i can't believe that part either. you drink like... a full bottle?
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4053.14
why? well, like you probably shouldn't be drinking soda at all. so to like, you is reasonable to impose some kind of like arbitrary limit on yourself. like i won't start drinking sodas till lunch. as a result, do you like lower your consumption to a level that's like, maybe not quite as harmful to you? what about a coke zero?
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2250 before the drink. can i get like... yeah, but i'm getting a coke zero, so... coke zero, that's true. dude, imagine if they made a coke minus. imagine eating a sandwich from the cheesecake factory and then drinking a coke minus 1000.
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