Quotes about “drink pee”
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487.100
i guess. i'll tell you what, when you go to sip a sprite and it tastes like urine, it's very surprising and instantly your body is like, this is poison, we should probably throw this up. well that's why the question i think is interesting. how much for a sip, how much for a gulp, and how much for a full glass? i would rather drink someone else's pee than my own. why? mine is terrible. really?
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850.12
i should have left it up here. it's still saved, it's still saved! now i got all these damn rocks. drinks a lot of coffee? that'd do it, that'd do it for sure. i guess i'll be playing my rocks. you don't need to be saved anymore. you don't really need to be played either, but... i mean, i could drink three glasses of water and not have to pee over a five hour stream, but if i have like one can of sparkling water, it's over. i'm pissing three times without a doubt. okay, better repentor?
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1967.96
are you gonna make me feel bad because i don't pee enough for you now? well, no, now i'm just wondering, like, do you get enough water? like, do you consume enough fluids? yeah, i mean, i drink most of the day. yeah, but like, what's... how much? maybe four or five glasses. how big are your glasses, nick?
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2013.48
this show has just become what things does nick do differently for me that i can shame him over. i'm not shaming you, i'm trying to get a feel for how things work on the other side of the country here. yeah, it's because i'm on the east coast that i pee a different amount of times. it's possible! how much water do you drink per day, nl? like 3 4 liters? and maybe like... 3 cups of coffee? yeah. when i pee, it's so clear that it's not even see through, i can actually see a little slice of the future in the stream.
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2115.34
what are you talking about nonsense? is it nonsense like that's too much? well it's like doctors agree. are you a doctor? i thought you dispelled that whole thing about eight glasses a day being just like you don't need that much. i pee like once every two days. drink like a you can drink a bunch of water but i don't think you need eight glasses. it's water! it's water! you get moisture from the food you eat and not even close to on the same level as a glass of water.
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2197.72
it's fucking big water, man. municipal government's always trying to get me to spend 13 more cents per month with an extra two glasses of water a day. i drink four liters a day and pee as much as you, nl. i appreciate that. how about you, josh? you've been staying mum in this whole conversation. uh, i mean, hold on. i want to make this good. uh, i don't drink, like, a lot of water, but i know water is, like, healthy and i should drink more.
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3093.920
cuz it's water plus stuff. but it's still gotta be like 90% water if you're getting it on the first pass. if you are dehydrated and you drink your pee and then you have to pee again, you can't drink like the sixth or seventh pass.
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0.00
you guys ready? can i drink water for a second? nope, please. i mean, we don't need to pee, then i can drink water. yeah, it's like 40 seconds. i will say, like, you know, it's kind of failing at the end, but all you guys is wamps. this is clean wamps today. super clean wamps. i don't know how to reset my splits. r. nope. felt like i got it. anyone peeing? is anyone gonna go pee?
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3112.720
i'm sorry i have to go pee again. i'm so sorry. i'm not gonna throw in a slash marker. it's just gonna be one of those days where i pee a lot. i'll be right back. i'm back y'all. and my stupid ass is just gonna drink some more water. dude, can i tell you by the way? there is no escaping it. i got one message in my college friend's group chat the entire three weeks i was away and i only found out what it was when i got back because i don't have like google hangouts on my phone. you know what it was?
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4096.04
and the room service card is like mmm it pulls the fucking doily off the top your piss, sir ufo feels like one of the few fair ones. i'm very bad at this one someone told me chib strat and i'm gonna try it no my strategy is to drink pee don't do it what are you doing? oh?
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829.30
have you ever walked into a bathroom where someone has forgotten to flush their pee? because it smells awful. dude, have you ever been to paks? depends on how long it sits for. it depends on what they drink and eat too. yeah. if you just like drink water and like eat normal shit your pee doesn't smell. asparagus always gets in your pee so fast. i do love asparagus. it's like right after you eat it.
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3781.64
yeah, bear grylls really threw on that man vs. wild because he drank a bottle of water when he was thirsty. should have saved it for the optimal freaking... i've made a graph to show you where you were wrong, survival expert. bad example using bear grylls though, because he drinks all his pee anyway. i would drink my own pee if it gave me more bombs than spelunky, honestly.
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443.44
my ass is just gonna hide in here for a second until somebody has to go pee. and they're all drinking, so you know they're gonna be going to the bathroom. nobody's coming. staff won't drink? okay, well then they'll come in here to like snort a hollywood off the counter or something. i get there on the clock right now. your staff. i'm certainly not welcome there.
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