Quotes about “dr wu”
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I'm probably losing 2-3 IQ points annually if I had to guess (Miscellaneous)
- 1423.100 that's why i say it's my read. that's my read. like there's some people out there who think dr. wu is about somebody that got steely dan off heroin. wrong, bro! steely dan, dr. wu is their fucking dealer. and then the second verse, they get pissed off because they're like, where's our heroin hookup? and then they go to buy heroin and they're like, oh fuck, he od'd and died. Search ↗
World's least competent Slime Climb player (Fall Guys)
- 1545.66 oh no. dude, i'm so bad at volleyball. i have no depth perception, man. they screwed, dr. wu screwed up my eye prescription. i can't see the depth perception that well. don't worry, the worm is cracked. okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. what if we just ace him right off the bat? almost got him. i'm going up, left side, strong side. look at, it's unhittable. look at the curve on that. it's unhittable! i knew it. Search ↗
He's a smooth awperator (Counter-Strike 2)
- 1051.400 it's direct from the nether, sheep are rolling in the snow. oops. bro, you're like dr. wu in biscayne bay. i saw you. there's just one fella. obviously we take those. um, yeah, i forgot what i was saying at all. it's the steely dan brain rot guy. even better news, honestly. even better news. Search ↗
is that pj phil - Bits and Banter [12⧸01⧸2025]
- 1118.120 that's why i say it's my read. that's my read. like there's some people out there who think dr. wu is about somebody that got steely dan off heroin. wrong, bro! steely dan, dr. wu is their fucking dealer. and then the second verse, they get pissed off because they're like, where's our heroin hookup? and then they go to buy heroin and they're like, oh fuck, he od'd and died. Search ↗
I didn't vote for Anubis bro (Counter-Strike 2)
- 1756.400 holy cow. ooh, the yacht rock gamer. yes, that's me, the yacht rock gamer. legit, that was a lesson in how proper util usage is important. i guess they fucked up the smoke by like three radians and then all of a sudden, like it fell apart, man. yeah, i'm gonna be there. i'm gonna be watching palace. that shit was surgical. dr. wu would be proud. bad smoke, bro. great smoke. Search ↗
- 3641.860 what the fuck? through the, through the cobblestone? what a kill. oh, ouch. you saw him? when i saw you. are you with me, dr. wu? great reference to katie lyd. honestly, i don't want to be controversial. probably my number one track on katie lyd. literally, i don't know if you're talking to me. you voted for anubis. Search ↗
- 3669.800 i don't know if this was like some kind of master plan, like this is when people don't know how to play chess so they just like learn a gambit and run that instead. but like i know i don't know how to fucking play the map bro. i don't know how to play the map so you voted for it so if this was your grand plan it's like it's fucking anubis accepted and now we're down material. so what's the fucking play bro? who's katie? i think katie's heroin man within the context of uh katie lied anyway or within the context of dr. wu. Search ↗
- 4141.180 source, i'm on my tenth round of anubis. lifetime. the surgeon was he him. yeah, but that one friend who's too woke. the surgeon was only he him because surgery as a profession has a higher incidence of psychopathy, which is a male associated trait. and his name was dr. wu? psychopathy. i'm making it. i'm making it. Search ↗
The ER fast pass (The Binding of Isaac： Repentance)
- 49.040 carrie strug, that's her. carrie strug. carrie strug. i was halfway crucified. i was on the other side. no, you know what i'm talking about? dr. wu? not really. it's a good song. one of their best, actually. huge. it's cool to be born in 96 because you're on the threshold of two gens. kind of like brad pitt in the summer of 2004 if she was named jennifer jolie. know what i mean? Search ↗
Still got the riichi sauce (Clubhouse Games)
- 300.76 i had a very similar thing with my optometrist, but she was a little bit more passive. uh oh, uh oh, uh oh. i seem to have fucked it. she just kept being like a little passive aggressive and she'd be like one or two and i'd be like one? she's like still really? i'm like maybe her office is like warped or something so the yeah. she's got to call in like an engineer to figure it out. yeah dude what the hell? well blame that one on dr. wu. Search ↗
POV： you dropped Greasy Grove (Fortnite)
- 2701.40 don't stand still stand still dude. that's gonna be this is a honey pot. i wish i had night vision though it's getting a little hard to see out here. i see you. i'm one of the best of all time i need a shockwave grenade. how did you see that? uh new glasses six kills already holy cow, man. damn. they don't make them like this anymore shout out. dr. wu Search ↗
This video is for comedic purposes only (The Binding of Isaac： Repentance)
- 555.420 that's like halloween here. day after thanksgiving, like really, listen there's a purity of this. is it all for the, is it all for the turkey sandwich? like what's the day after thanksgiving? what's special about the day after thanksgiving? black friday? ain't even the best song off of katie lied, bro. that's dr. wu. true facts, he tells no lies. they're saying i'm the greatest music enjoyer on the planet. he finally understands. Search ↗