Quotes about “doug”
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i went to the wrong door and there's enemies here. oh, no problem nick. no problem. i didn't know that it would separate us i thought this is just like an auxiliary library or something. well best of luck to you. i think i got under control this is just like when doug and steve butabi went to different rooms to have sexual intercourse with those ladies in the night of the roxbury. never watched that. yeah, you're not missing much. doug and steve butabi. you guys are brothers? no.
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that was great! it's like doug's fireworks! is that a single wank as i died? single wank. all the single wankers. oh no! no! oh boy. i just didn't want to do this level for very long.
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there are it's your property, literally. but there are people that don't have tvs. or at least have like shitty tvs. you'd be like, hey! hey doug, i know you just got fired, because the coal mine is out of coal and that's the only thing you've ever done in your life and there's never gonna be any more coal in that coal mine. you want my tv? is it nah! tell you what, fuck you greg. instead, i'm gonna have a bunch of people come over and we're gonna shoot the shit out of you. that's rough greg. just cause just cause fuck you.
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dare you to teleport nick, you won't. you think i would teleport right now? yeah do it doug. actually it'd be a pretty smart move. you call me doug? yeah do it doug. do it doug. hey mike you got a you got an earthquake?
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it never went that far. that means, coming on in for us today. are you fucking my ground hole? doggy dug up another key, what a nice doggy. are you talking about dougie doug or your doggy? are you playing as the hunter again, nick? we talked about this. i played a couple other ones and now i'm back at the hunter because i like this character. this guy. it's this tiny little crossbow. oh, it's a sticky crossbow. that one's pretty good. yo, that's amazing.
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i learned something from doug and that's that we should have the fun day once a week. after sunday is fun day and then we take off and have fun. i remember that episode. i don't remember that episode. he creates a brand new day called fun day. everybody loved it. how does that work into the seven days a week? it's an extra day. it's not seven days a week. it's eight days now. pretty dope.
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kazio, thank you for your 18 months resubscription. i haven't played doug game since the last time we played doug game and i'm sure you guys have played since then so i'm a little nervous. i'm not sure but it's possible we play once or twice, yeah. i kind of treat it like a board game, you know? it's like, i just play it when we play it. yeah, same. come here. come here you little fat bat. i hate you. think about fat bats, home of life. it's not doug game.
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you ever watch doug? what are you talking about? after all of this, i do want to address as well, jack keeps like spamming geoguessr. i'm not playing geoguessr until i get the pro account because they started, they scummed it up and now they run ads in between each round. all right. so you know what? you got to make money. i understand it's the way of the world. so i tried to sign up for a pro account, but right now for some reason i can only use
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the thing is, he had people in those days to say like, no george that's fucking stupid. stop. like harrison ford who just like basically rewrote han solo pretty much. and then also like a lot of the indiana jones stuff. he had like steven spielberg being like doug and lord tessa and being like
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i don't know anything about football so i can't help you with this conversation. why don't you just have doug flutie throw an 80 yard banger every turn? cause the defense is good. oh here's another good name. chris fuomatu maathala. you know what? that just sounds like you're intolerant of whatever country he's from. haha clinton dix is uh, you know, it sounds like that's self inflicted.
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pretend her mouth is your dick. so like you bend over? like you're blowing yourself as hard as you can? yeah, so you like get into like the fetal position while you're making out and like did you guys ever see that episode of doug where he's practicing he blows himself? he makes a bologna sandwich and the like bologna that's hanging over the ledge she's pretending that's the tongue.
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