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streamed and he was like him and also like an open pornhub window. i don't think he knew knew that he was alive he wasn't actually masturbating and he figured it out really quickly, but it was super embarrassing it was like the top post on our dota 2 you guys have both seen that story on reddit right about that one streaming guy that actually just had sex with his girlfriend yes i haven't and left the stream on all night oh man
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flying sex snakes? what? i won in like two seconds! you're telling me you wouldn't want to go to an interactive exhibit on throwing a virgin into a volcano? you're supposed to read them out, what the fuck? it was ringmasterj5! ringmasterj5 doesn't wait for the stream. alright, one second, i have to use the little boys room quickly. why don't you guys start pipping your channel starting with nick and josh, i'll be back in a second. make sure to not mute your mic. yeah, i gotta yeah, it's fucking dope. yeah, really.
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assume that taking damage early means i won't take damage later because this is like a test for me, right? like i've already been tested now so i get better. i thought northernlion says don't get tested. i did say that. that was when i was sponsored by the disease known as chlamydia. this stream is brought to you by chlamydia. make sure to have a lot of unprotected sex and don't go to the doctor. that can only end well. yep.
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i could carry if i have to. it's a little sex and the city reference combined with a massively multiplayer rpg if you're interested. can you say koopa in the funny way? no, we do cerebral bits here. we don't default to catch raises. that's i leave that up to my audience. he's bald? he's bald? hey guys, had a great stream today but i heard a troubling revelation about nl. i just found out according to friends of mine he's bald. is this true? it's beneath me. we weave intricate tales here instead.
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come during sex. okay, that's just way too... we were alluding to it and then you just came right out and said it. look, i'm just... look, i'm... no, he didn't come. i've said this on stream before. i mean, like, it's... you know, people know. what? no, people don't necessarily know. well, they do know. delayed ejaculation, chant's right. it sounds like you have intercourse and then, like,
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i could carry if i have to. it's a little sex and the city reference combined with a massively multiplayer rpg if you're interested. can you say koopa in the funny way? no, we do cerebral bits here. we don't default to catch raises. that's i leave that up to my audience. he's bald? he's bald? hey guys, had a great stream today but i heard a troubling revelation about nl. i just found out according to friends of mine he's bald, is this true?
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come during sex. that's a lot of information that you get. yeah, that's a lot of information. we were alluding to it and then he just came right out and said it. look, i'm just looking. usually he can do that so you should think. i've said this on stream before. i mean, like it's, you know, people know. no, people don't necessarily know. well, they do now. delayed ejaculation, chant's right. it sounds like you have intercourse.
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holy shit. goodbye. call of duty, let's have sex. alright. this is the end of today's stream. why don't we take some time to pimp our channels? sure. poke that huge ass. we'll start with bear. hi, i'm beartaffy. i am, uh, i'm selling a shirt right now. and you can buy it at teespring.com slash bear3. and once i get into ryan's chat, i will drop that link in the chat for you to click. that's all i got. sweet. uh, nick.
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have you ever tried the pecan or coconut nature valley bars? no i have not. i'm not going to be playing beat em and eat em on stream. who was having sex in your latest binding of isaac video? yeah, i heard that there were those weird like ghost noises in the background again. i don't know what's up with that. i'm being haunted by the ghost of a porn star or something like that. i guess i'll call nick. is he back here? hello? we can wait a second. it said he was playing torabosh.
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but then i grew up thinking like after you have sex you gotta take like a crazy pee. but i've never experienced it. was he peeing everywhere? oh you couldn't see it because that would have been rated x. oh yeah. you could see the stream though. you could hear it hit the bowl. yeah, yeah i don't uh... i don't think that's a thing man. i don't think it's a thing.
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