Quotes about “don't have sex”
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watching a movie that has a sex scene if my parents are in the room? no, man. they created me by having sex. we don't have to go down the road of what position they were in again, okay? unless you want to. i'm more just saying, no, that wouldn't bother me at all, man. if the movie's good, who cares? it just doesn't make sense to me. maybe it's more than not making sense to me.
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that people would say like, oh, if you see a sex scene in a movie, you must be horny. no, man, you got it. it's two different things. wow. i find it's anti art, man. and i say that as a guy who like my favorite movie from twenty seventeen was captain america civil war. so like, you got to find a way to beat the allegations. i don't know that to me. i'm glad that didn't count. i wouldn't have wanted that to count because that was not in the spirit of it landing right.
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instruction videos i like to picture these jerk off pep talk videos that come out that's what i'm gonna do that's basically what those things are you can do it buddy keep on keep on beating that meat you're doing great yeah let's keep it up what do you uh do you think we're gonna have that good vr porn shit in like 10 years or maybe longer well you don't like pretending like you're having sex with a giant? how is it now?
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damn. you didn't have to kill the guy. he was gonna lose anyway. he did say he was gonna kill chili. guys, it's your name now. but if everyone voted for me, imagine how fucking funny it would be. no, don't do it! dude, he said he was gonna steal your prostate, man. you're cooked. the source of all anal sex. i'm not using it. what are you saying? there's nowhere to hide.
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3826.980
i'm just usually not sniffing nut personally. i don't know. i gotta try. you fucking have sex so you quickly go, i'm gonna come. hang on. i gotta go. it doesn't smell like it's not a strong smell. you guys are in kamaliye? you're checking out the kamaliye? i can tell you guys are self reporting. you're not load maxing?
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i think you could be one of those like, you know, secret subs that like plays with the confident outside the bed but inside the bed you kind of like a freak with it. yeah, i don't think that's necessarily true. i think you do just kind of read as a very normal like let's have some missionary sex please. i think it's weird that missionary is considered the neutral like boring sex position because like the whole animal kingdom is doing a doggy style.
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and they're like obviously not sneaky at all. the reason that people aren't busting them is mostly because they're just embarrassed rather than like, you know, oh we don't see what's happening. like everybody sees what's happening. they just don't want to be the person that has to come up to like two middle aged weirdos and be like can you not have sex in rojé or whatever. it's like when if you're like 17 and you're drinking alcohol at the movie theater
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so i don't know if it's still in vogue now, but if it was, you would be reading like masters theses that were like, what is the evolutionary benefit of gooning? you know, be like, well, maybe evolution has selected for humans that have a higher sex drive because in our in the historical record, they would have produced more progeny. like that's what almost every single one of my senior year seminars was like.
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clam chowder based lubrication for sex almost made me physically gagged. sounds good, right? i consider myself to have a strong hypothetical stomach but the sound and the smell and clams inside of places they should not be. and a little extra bit of sand sometimes. i do not like this. it's creamy dreamy. sometimes you gotta clam your clam, you know? i don't like this.
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that is probably my go to genre, it would be rock music. but metaphors are not the strong suit of popular rock music. i really don't get, she shook me all night long. i mean, i get it, it's about sex. you know, we fucked all night, alright? that just sounds painful after a while, you know? you probably just do it once or twice and then go to sleep so you can have a productive work day the next day, but anyway...
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i'm just like, i don't know why i have my head up, just picturing like, if you keep doing that, you're gonna make me cum. that's the only line that's in my head, but he says it was such a casual, just kinda like throws it out there. you know, if you keep doing that, you're gonna make me cum. that's all i got. that's all i got for that jerry seinfeld sex tape bit. of course we gotta try to frame perfect this one. it's a pretty easy level. anyway, i'll probably watch that jerry seinfeld special at some point.
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continue. alright, i guess i don't get to go. i'm stern, yeah. this is gonna be great. let's see, what should i do with this catapult? fuck, dude. give it to me. i have a piano. i can't really do anything with this catapult. i mean sex bomb, don't you see? where are you? oh, come on. all of our stuff. alchemist, northernlion, threw his sex bomb. josh got hit by the sex bomb. alcracker, omrecker, rockley smile.
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the top games on steam, and i don't mean like the top two, i mean like the top 17 are free, horny, hentai, manga. i'm just a nerd in college and like everybody wants to have sex with me. and also pat my head and tell me everything's gonna be okay. like it's every single week they just don't, they've broken the algorithm. that's my fault, i'm sorry.
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