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Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

87.160 i'm ready. it was almost just a natural extension of the idea really and absolutely able i am one while i don't have able yet, but i'm a hundred percent willing to do this okay have you october oh lord october happened october is snuck up on me man yeah, i was writing down the date yesterday, and i was like was like september 22nd. nope it was the 30th, and then you know the age old rhyme 30 days has september april. well. yeah stop right there you already know it's it's the number one song Search ↗
196.620 unfortunately, so that's why the those few times you're like oh is austin online and then he isn't or he's well, doda yeah, exactly like on thursdays. it's like it was not cobalt or one of you it wouldn't be in but i'm already online. well, you're already on i'm always here it's not austin or like robbed and that's that's it man. that's who i got. do you even have josh or fox? i don't know if i actually follow them bruno boulox 88. thank you very much for the subscription. oh Search ↗
516.940 50% of us americans don't even have maps and we're trying to give kids fireplaces how often do kids really get a fireplace though? i if i asked for a fireplace for christmas i hope that my parents would say no first off like what am i even gonna do with it? it's not i'm gonna get a bear skin rug and mack on some ladies when i'm like six years old probably not not gonna happen when i was about 13 or 14 actually we went to a trip in remember where it was one of those colonial deals so sorry what? Search ↗
683.680 i mean, if you touch an enemy, you'll get some flies. it's like bird foot or something, but with flies. correct, yes. that's a good analogy. is my stream back chat? some people said that they can see me now, so that's good. i don't really like this. okay. i also couldn't take the deal with the devil, because i didn't have enough hp and it was curse of the blind. oh shit, you're right. i just probably angialled myself before. yeah. not that we could... well, not much we could do about it. Search ↗
796.620 had i bought a pound of it from the deli and i was eating it like three times a day which is super bad don't do that. yeah, i remember you you were talking to me about you know you know the shiny stuff on the rose beef. that's just like natural i was like what's this was this dude talking about roast beef? i make observations about roast beef sometimes just the way i'm making a lot of observations about roast beef in particular now that i think about it Search ↗
1108.800 oh look everybody, it's big brother winner dan gheesling in chat. hi dan. dan, what did you feel the first time you won the head of household competition? ho. yeah, when you were the king ho, what did you... ho. did people say ho all the time? did that get really annoying? was that an inside joke? it was an inside joke, right? i don't see him in chat actually. i just want him to be here. NL, do you consider cheesecake to be more of a pie or more of a cake? cheesecake is a subtype of cake. Search ↗
1487.920 what kind of items do you have? it's like pretty much just mom's knife, but... ah, that's why. okay. it's a good run. i mean, that's what got me through boss rush. yeah, they had to be semi close to them. i had an emperor card and i was like, i don't want to use the emperor card here. oh, gertie, here we go. hey, dead cat. super low damage. how do you get out of the, uh... how do you get out of the curse room when you have dead cat? you gotta touch the bits on the door frame without going through it. Search ↗
1686.820 not trying to kink shame though. just saying not for me dude if you're into that it's like pretty harmless as far as i'm concerned. it's not like sonic the hedgehog is even real. it's a fictional character. yeah fucking amalgam of two fictional characters about to be shitted by a third fictional character what do i care as long as you don't fetish fetishize like you know not turn your signal light on that's all i care about you know what that's a really good point. i never thought about that. maybe get a big old boner i don't turn my signal light on Search ↗
1784.880 punches in. punches in. cause he works there. what is i don't understand why he would check into a hotel he works at. do people in canada not say blinker? i don't say blinker, i say signal light, but it's not uncommon to hear the expression blinker in common parlance, i suppose. i say signal light. kinda doesn't matter. oh, maybe a subscriber. oh, this one will probably kill me. Search ↗
2000.820 this is a doable run even though i don't have great items yet. it's what i mean nine lives is carries it do a lot with nine lives so i just want to say as to use this platform very quickly to reach a bunch of people i want to say that the beginners guide for those of you out there that care was fantastic if you watch the roundtable podcast we talked a little bit about it. we knew nothing about it i've now played the whole thing and it was really really good. yeah, what about the Search ↗
2064.340 they went to like a train station in harry potter and then threw themselves through a wall so anything's possible. that is true. they did do that constantly i've heard what you ever seen the harry potter movies never seen the harry potter films here it comes whether what's about to come not saying it's better or worse than heat i'm just saying you know were any of the harry potter movies directed by nothing coming from me i'm saying your chats gonna be salty that you didn't watch those. they're good. don't be salty i didn't use my time to do something you do whatever you want yet. i'm not saying you shouldn't watch the harry potter movies i Search ↗
2226.900 you should give it a listen man. why? i'm really interested to see how it hits you like four years after its original release. i'm 30 do i need to listen to that really? i don't know. my parents talk about friday sometimes they're like 50. well tomorrow's gonna be friday so i'll talk about that. that's definitely true. tomorrow's also the release of battle for zendikar, nick. Search ↗
2552.180 alright nick, i think i'm gonna win this last run. i hope you do. i think i got a shot at it good items i got like a bit cack chocolate milk high damage some lives. i don't know how many but like some it would be kind of nice if they included a life counter. i understand why they didn't do it. what do you think? this is nick magic the gathering. i don't Search ↗
2698.120 i recommended that you watch a piece of media. i'm familiar with it's always sunny in philadelphia. i like it. you don't have to feel it. the only member, it's not the recommendation. it's the expectation. it's the checking up on. yeah, it's the hey did you watch that yet? i'm like yo you don't control me. i don't need you to give me a to do list. i already have a job and a wife. i've got that covered. i've always got stuff to do. Search ↗
2761.020 oh my god, just turn me into guppy already. i've already won. just making my dreams come true. what are you doing? are you doing like an azazel run? i'm just, i started again with blue baby. i don't really know if i want to do this, but i'm doing it. same seed or different seed? just the next one that it gave me. okay, you'll be fine. at this point i'm like, i'm okay enough that i could probably make it through most blue baby runs, but that was a really bad one. that was a terrible seed. Search ↗
2961.920 districtlines.com slash northernlion. it's a shirt service. it's a shirt service. permanent shirt. no shirt. yes shirt service. permanent shirt a roid invincibility. i wish, man. and now please don't become mathis. what, you talk about having a shirt, all of a sudden you become mathis? you should make a shirt for every video series you do. i think that'll make you mathis. yeah, that's more of a mathis play right there. i don't even think he's done that. i think it's just the one. Search ↗
2996.860 as every video series has ever done. shouldn't have taken ippacak. could have been a contender on this run. did you see if someone could mass produce egg holders? you know the things they do for hard boiled eggs? it'll just be your head to hold an egg. that's like terrible merchandise. why don't you sell a bunch of rocks that just say rock lee smile on them? i mean, that's not a terrible idea, really. it's horrible. you can sell hard boiled eggs. you put them on the dashboard of your car, maybe. Search ↗
3137.340 i can't shoot. like, my shots are so big, i actually cannot fire them. set up a scene sort of like guardians of the galaxy where you got your tape deck and you're just jamming out by yourself. just enjoying how cool it is to have angst. how is this kid not dead? it's got his collar, obviously. surprisingly, like, difficult to not, you know, die when you can't shoot your weapon. or when your shots hit but they don't actually hit, instead they explode it on the wall so they don't do damage to the boss. Search ↗
3271.120 it should still kill them even when they're closed. it just makes sense to me. alright. papa john appreciates you, he does really. thank you very much to anonymous for a $15 donation earlier. fix your stream please, your soma playthrough is awesome. rocklancia, thank you. the stream was fixed for a while so thankfully i don't need to do that anymore. thank you very much to spoopyscaryskelaman for the $6.66 donation soon... Search ↗
3337.080 it's only $7.99 right now. the aliens are... allergic to water. i can't believe he would spoil the ending. ryuka! meow! kitty fell. how's it going, ryuka? meow, i like to sleep on top of the boxes next to you. that's very true. you having a good day? meow, i'm really fluffy. that's pretty much true as well. meow, sometimes i sit by the toilet for a long time because it's cool over there. yeah, they don't do that anymore. oh. Search ↗
3541.460 anyway, all right nick. how do we get in the same game here? i'm hosting a game so you might be able to find it but i'll look to see if there's like an invite option cuz i don't remember anymore online co op alchemist strongest man's traveling night. he's like shift tab maybe oh there's an invite player. i'm an idiot here we go thank you mccall 666 for the two months in a row welcome back drop your rock what's wait that's not a thing lion what's Search ↗
3634.800 as much as i wish it was, or wish there were, so i could get more of a revenue stream. that's pretty much what i'm all about, is just like various revenue streams these days. we gotta hook up some revenue stream of consciousness. what about this guy? break this? just kinda jack into the ad stream. no problem. and then everything we say gets monetized. don't worry about taking my gold, no problem there. do we not share it? i don't believe so. okay, where's the next... monkey over here? Search ↗
3964.760 in a way i'm glad that ended. we can try harder this time. do we have new classes now? no. complete sailing the seven seas to unlock your new class. refuse the you know what? i'm gonna play as the adventurer again. sounds awful. see if we can get like a mixed up class here. and then uh... will it be a troll with mohawk? nah, i don't wanna be a freaking troll, cause then you're gonna hit me. cause i'm gonna look like a troll. i'll be your appearance. Search ↗
3998.260 are you gonna be a troll with you? nah, it's okay. it's okay. don't worry about it. i did want to play as shrek before and you didn't let me. i'll be a fucking greek god. what if i break this guy's barrels? yeah, fuck you buddy. that's pretty sweet. you look like... that's like a weird cyborg, man. not for long. oh, i am fucking going to town on these guys. how do you change your hair? this is incredibly satisfying. Search ↗
4192.440 i don't think there's any stopping. i could just keep using this. i'm for it. nick, why are you let us in! why are you closed? we want to shop! we have money! that's a reference to my actual life. yeah? yeah, i had to do a Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

55.200 good enough. but do you guys see this? did you see this? no, i don't see anything. peanuts, coca cola, chels. wait, wait, here's what... check out your chat. see this. jason with o.t.i. subscribed for 28 months in a row. whoa! thanks a lot, josh. boom. much appreciated. whoa! wow, that's like six babies. all right, i'm gonna give you a seed quickly. what is it? but i don't have an overlay, so just chat. there's gonna be a black screen for a second. don't worry about it too much. Search ↗
407.860 ah! wait, are you marketing norline? what marketing should i use on you then if not for my bullshit kind? i don't know, just be like, thanks for subscribing to me but don't do it anymore. just use like reverse psychology. that goes for everyone here, never do it again. this is the final time you'll make that mistake. it should be reverse psychology. so that i have to think like i'm spiting you with my purchase. yeah. i like it. Search ↗
594.900 i'd like to stay up. i don't mean to throw you. oh god you fuck when rob told the matter he woke up at 6 30 p.m. today. yeah, i had nothing to do with that. i know that's why i'm i'm giving you the chance to oh, it's like there's dilemma i'm giving you the chance to rat on your friend why that's around on rob? i like rob. i'll i'd be my only question is how i Search ↗
1421.000 not like bruno though, bruno definitely is a dad movie. i don't think bruno's a dad movie because there is a scene in which, um, you know, he's riding an exercise bicycle that is attached to a dildo pumping in and out of somebody's asshole. and dads are cool! like, you can live your life however you want, they just keep it out of my movies, is the dad way. it's like, you guys can do whatever you want in your own house, but just... Search ↗
1497.140 it's pretty good. i mean, you know, i don't think you need to go out and see it tomorrow, but it's pretty good. you'll have a good time. just be aware, it's like three and a half hours long. nick, you got a problem, man. really, really long. do i? what is my problem? you got the dad attention span for movies now. Search ↗
1691.800 josh, this is fucking steeler's law, you scumbag. oh, god damn it, my team! the team that i've watched for zero minutes for the past five years. they lost? um, josh, don't be mad just because the steeler's lost. i can't help it. i'm super befuddled. i'm super befunded. don't befunded. hey, do you think james t. kirk was the real man? what are you talking about? Search ↗
1720.360 well, they go through the teleporter right? but the teleporter kills them and then they make a new one on the other side so do you think he's still the same kirk that he was? don't give me this fucking soma bullshit nigga. what did i i didn't mention soma at all. you've been talking about soma freaking non stop. i'm just wondering about james c. kirk. what does it mean to be a person in soma when there is a monster that chases you? it's freaking i'm uh, so sick! uh, you're shit! i'm so mad! i keep hearing about soma! so mad oh okay, got it. Search ↗
1939.600 porridge eating habits. that's where is eating habits. you know a lot of porridge. yeah, really i've never really had porridge no, what a strange lie to make up josh said it. i went with it. no. i didn't say that. what's your go to breakfast? i want to know first. let's let's do a compare and contrast cuz we got josh here yeah, he's a working man. what do you do to fuel up in the morning? yeah, i don't i Search ↗
1962.400 you don't eat breakfast? i drink coffee. okay, that's do you have like i'm not hungry in the morning. i can't do it. okay, that's like, you know, different strokes, different folks, i guess. but, if it's another day, if it's like a weekend, and i'm just like, oh, let's get some breakfast, fuck yeah, dude, let's get some diner food. okay, that's i didn't ask what your favorite breakfast was, i asked what you had for breakfast on a daily basis, but i appreciate your support nonetheless, i guess. you could fuck off. Search ↗
1986.600 yep. maybe i will. you fuck on. alright now talk to nick. yeah nick what are you up for breakfast? i'm still here. i actually kind of do the same thing as josh. i'm not usually very hungry in the morning but if i do wake up and am hungry i would absolutely love some diner food, some french toast. this is not what i asked! yeah well that's what we're gonna answer so you have to deal with it. welcome to our world. you guys are not smarter than a fifth grader. a fifth grader would just answer the fucking question. i don't know how i could have answered that more honestly though. Search ↗
2163.880 mmm, weird al is a little bit zenier. oh, i found it. i bet raphy fuckin' freebases clorox on the weekends. no he doesn't, you son of a he comes up with some crazy shit, man. so does weird al! weird al has just changed the word of the song. i do that every single day, all day. not in all of his songs, he makes up his own songs sometimes. yeah, nobody likes those ones. no, everyone likes them! you're telling me that you don't like albuquerque? i like albuquerque, i love you fuckin' love albuquerque. Search ↗
2280.000 was it you? you're like, uh, well congrats on your new computer, make sure to play like the most gpu intensive game. i'm like yeah, i'll probably actually like, i'll spectate some rocket league tomorrow for the esl tournament and then probably record a bunch of isaac. well i like to test out my gpu, i think that's fun to do. i don't even know what i would ask, really. you know, have you ever done furmark? Search ↗
2329.100 i'm like, i'm just not interested in that. well i know but it's just cool looking, it's like look at this huge world you can ride a bike around in, i love that. why do you live in a huge world? so it's like whatever. midorisora, thank you very much for the subscription. curved horn or cancer, i don't know they're both great. it's cool for choice. what's your... i would say curved horn. yeah i need the damage more than i need the fire rate. Search ↗
2648.260 that's i don't want to put you on blast, kate. i can go buy cat food solo though if you want to, but if you want to take a night off, then you'll be my guest. it's been a stressful couple of days with these computer issues. and the cat's sleeping on all those boxes, right? yeah. pardon me? he's sleeping on the boxes. i don't know. is the cat sleeping on the boxes? oh, rob says, i'm getting flamed. not really. i was trying to say that you were good at did you okay, i hate wait, what's the b4 do? or the big the four room rerolls all item pedestals. Search ↗
2683.420 why didn't i pick up those books? why does that even... should i do that? i did it. did you guys see that video of the japanese streamer who like set that fire? yeah, i think i would bring that up actually, but yeah, i did see that. i mean, i don't want to like harp on a guy. he's already got enough problems with like setting his apartment on fire. what? Search ↗
2734.580 try to put it out. that's the end of that. what i really felt bad about is the amount of people just calling him an absolute idiot and everything like, i understand he did some really stupid things. yes. but he was under some pressure and he panicked. this can happen to people. yeah, dudes panic. i would guess he probably knew better. just not in that moment. i don't know though, man. i do stupid things all the time. hey, womb chuck, up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown. thank you very much for that subscription. i'm sorry that my thing didn't go... Search ↗
2828.920 yeah, they seem to value pyromania just a little bit in grade school. or they do the lighter thing where they like make it hot and then push it under your fingers? oh, that's the other one. what?! yeah, you do. okay, so if you hold your fingers over the fire but you keep them slightly separate instead of putting them together, the fire won't burn you. but if you put them together, it burns. so they would show off and be like, look, i'm toasting my fingers but it doesn't hurt because i'm a badass. and then you do it but you don't know the trick so you just burn yourself and you're like, man, that kid's a badass. Search ↗
2899.540 i mean there were people in his comments calling for his death, so... but they'll do that with just about anything, cause you know, the internet's awesome. yeah, the internet! it was an honest mistake, dawg. i know i don't read japanese, but i heard it somewhere else on the internet that it was just a prank. it was no big deal. yeah, just a prank. i don't speak japanese, but i heard he did it on purpose. i saw a picture of this lady's corpse. it was on fire. it was the first corpse that i could google. lady on fire. Search ↗
3028.060 does he stream? he seems like he would stream. no. he's on total divas sometimes. it's kinda like the same thing. i don't know what that is. he should be on total biscuits wtf is sometimes. yeah! wtf is daniel bryan. you'd be like, what? daniel bryan, what do you think of this game? yes! yes! Search ↗
3192.140 i like how fast the shots were in there. you're like pretty strong too. yeah, for sure. kricket's head was pretty good too. i didn't get kricket's head. it was in the cursed room in the cathedral. so... oh, i'm gonna suicide card. there it is. uh... nah, it's not worth it. i don't think so. i can live with the fire, the red flames, you know? oh, this is unexpected. health up. health up. full health. sunny d, ooh! don't mind if i do. Search ↗
3259.900 i recommend you play it. okay. bear didn't like it. yeah, bear didn't like it, but i want to have a talk with him about that at some point. this sounds a little menacing. no, i don't i want to understand his perspective more is all. i mean, he's fine. you'll just have a little chat about why you don't like davey redden's new game, bear taffy. what? why don't you come to my abandoned warehouse in the meatpacking district? i should have, davey. i would never murder bear and put him in a box or whatever you're implying i would do. that would do it. i assure you, at the ultra lux, we do not eat people. we don't. Search ↗
3354.380 oh, dank bomb, hook me up man! i went from blue baby to dark judas and i'm loving every moment of it because i have so strong, fast shots. chat? i don't even know what's going on in my own chat anymore. but i was mad, so i used suicide king even though i only had guppy's collar and totally came back. one of the chests that i got from suicide king gave me proptosis. so i'm gonna take that as a sign from the universe that i did the right thing there. you do the right thing if you just put your mind to it. Search ↗
3426.880 no, i don't think i'll ever do another 52 hour stream chat. but thanks. i hope you do like one more time in your life. just one more time. i think we probably caught that at like the tail end of our natural biological window. oh, yeah maybe. i don't know if i've got an image to do a 52 hour stream anymore. i could probably do it, but i don't want to. i don't think my wife would be very pleased. well make her part of it. i don't think that would make it any better. Search ↗
3809.980 why? i mean you can see it's kind of funny. is it funny like happening for me? all i do now is watch people open battle for zendikar booster boxes on youtube anyway. and then i get mad if they open an expedition, but if they don't open an expedition by the end i'm like, why did i even watch this stupid fucking video? i honestly expect that those are the youtube videos that you do watch. dude, i'm fucking with you. Search ↗
3928.260 oh fuck! oh my! there's like scum on the top of my water so i didn't buy it. um, i thought the desk was supposed to protect me. we went through this yesterday. no. phoenix775, thank you for the i killed myself? oh, i teleported! oh jesus. alright, phoenix, thank you for the 11 months we're in for you. how are you guys doing today? you guys doing well? pretty good. pretty good. how about you? neither of us went for the uh... no, don't do it! oh, you bastard. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

315.540 kowal i have to know do you know how many hours you have in in rebirth on steam? 1500 almost yep, i've averaged four and a half hours a day since it came out playing and we christ that's incredible i thought i knew you would be ahead of me, but i thought you might be at like it's like four times what i have i don't just leave my game open either Search ↗
690.020 yeah, i was in a weird place. i don't know if you guys are gonna get it. in a weird place? did you go like between the walls somehow? that feels like a thing you would do. very deep. like a crawlspace? no. like out of bounds maybe? i don't know. i was actually trying to give you clues like scooby doo or anything. it's really deep. it's deep and dark and you can hear yourself echo. like... in the caves! actually, no it wasn't. what the hell man? Search ↗
745.060 cuz we're isaac. yeah, well we played enough isaac that we get the d6 on his runs, yeah? that's true. took me forever to unlock it, man. it's a tough one, but we made it. i actually don't remember it. how do you unlock the d6? you like beat the game with blue baby, okay. alright. thank you very much kazeo for the ten months in a row, welcome back! Search ↗
766.300 i was also asked if super meat boy and console has a level editor, it does not. and also the level editor is sort of just not really supported anymore. i normally don't like the style of humor of just taking a funny tweet that i saw and repeating it on the show, but i'm gonna do it anyway because i really like this one. okay. Search ↗
784.880 like, tony hawk's pro skater 5 now comes with a level editor retitled as, well you fucking do better then. and i was like, that's pretty clever, i like that. we were just doing that joke about mario maker though. were we? no, i mean i was. i don't think it really... the royal wii. it doesn't really hold up as well for mario because it's kind of like a better franchise, but you know. Search ↗
1146.480 joker card, so do you think you're gonna be done with rock band now that you've played it the one night nah, it's i was fucking but you want me to answer your question with a joke then i don't know how to just say well that no we're gonna well, i'm gonna keep playing a little bit. it's been nice to get back into it on drums got to make sure we don't annoy our neighbors though Search ↗
1392.880 i mean, yeah, i don't disagree with that, but i'm in the position right now of being petty and have no tolerance for people who are like, don't be petty. i like to have them just made for me. that's what we did, but we didn't have a professional do it. Search ↗
1843.100 or two. do i wanna take judas's now? i'll just take this. don't die little lost. little chubby's not good enough. yeah. alright, i got this sloth fight. all he has to do is give me a joker card and we're golden. i'm gonna try tech point five just because i like it. yeah, that's a great item. who, who, who, who? bombs rod in head! i don't want this at all! did you get that from your... devil deal? sloth fight. wait, which? oh, okay. Search ↗
1884.220 want to deal with nonsense it hurts to what what hurts kate? did you hit your elbow on something again? oh the funny bone watch out for its food see kate's message. she's not talking about pooping again is she she's always talking about does come up a bunch yeah, i can't fathom nick doesn't know shit like that you know i don't really do a lot of rerolling in devil room so you're right. it's probably silly that i don't i Search ↗
2287.140 i don't know the controllers fighting me back. it just goes with it. i also prefer the the tap frets like they're just easier to use in my opinion, but oh did they get rid of those shitty things? they had in the end of the guitar hero franchise where it was like you scribble lines with the touchpad i hated that there that is definitely not terrible yeah, it was really dumb, and i'm glad that it's gone if it is gone. oh good an angel room is the lost let's do it Search ↗
2938.860 you scum the seed. you know what, chat? you were naysay in my lost talent, so i'm not gonna give you the seed until we get a little further. i'm gonna hold the seed hostage a little bit. it's much more satisfying when you don't do the seed though and you just stumble across the run all natural. yeah, i mean, seeded lost runs... it's like, you know, buying a super nintendo game where you go to a casino. like, there's no, yo, i won. Search ↗
3023.920 oh, that sounds more like my kind of restaurant. the squat and gobble is a great meme. that didn't really happen, did it? i hope it did. alright. you can dream. i guess i could look up the old squat and gobble on google, but i'm a little scared of what i might find. i'm gonna look it up right now. don't do it. your stream matters more than this. gobble. Search ↗
4488.360 lots of dialogue. i usually do all my grinding off stream so that people don't have to suffer. like i won't progress in the story, but if i feel like i'm getting a little bit behind and it's late at night, i'll be like, all right, we're gonna call it here guys. and then i'll go watch netflix and i'll just find an area where i can stand the whole time until i can do it without having to heal. and then i just do that for like three or four hours and then i'm good to go for another five hours the next day. where are we at here? not our last life. here's your scene. w p e f 3 q e w. Search ↗
4545.580 i don't know. sometimes you know stuff. usually you know stuff. you played ftl, nick? yeah. you played ftl? yeah, it feels good. i love that game. did you ever unlock all the ships? no, i didn't get super into it to that level. i really appreciate the way the game was designed, but i imagine it would take a lot of hours to get good enough to do all that stuff. ugh, crystal ship. the bane of my existence. i hate it. alright! we won! hooray! that was, uh... Search ↗
4759.120 oh tetris? yeah so like it makes lines as people do things and then it like fills in the gaps with other people that did things. i see. it'd be kind of ridiculous but i think it would be also hilarious too. just gotta program it. yeah i don't think that's possible. well got it. Search ↗
5749.620 what if i come up to you and i say, i'm a huge fan, give me your money? that would be unfortunate. that would really mess you up, i think. that would mess everybody up. yeah, i would get a complex about that. that's too much pressure. i don't like that at all. oh, this is silly. people are like, you know, might be a huge douchebag. you know, if someone comes up to you on the street, in like downtown vancouver at least, they don't want directions. they know they could go to a tim hortons and be like, hey, where do i go? that was a great shot. i thought it was, but... or was it? Search ↗
5807.260 i'm a huge fan, here's some money, that would be uncomfortable for me as well. save your money. i've had somebody do that to me before and i was like, no, look man, i don't want your cash. i have a donate button on my channel, you know, keep it. let me buy you lunch, you know? yeah, that is one of those interesting things. whoa. Search ↗
6202.000 well, you got me down there at least. there's a worm orgy going on for sure. oh god, why do i have to be on the ends? i was on both ends. i don't have to tell you how this ends. yeah. sorry, it's just the way of things. i know, i had two of my worms on the furthest edge. that one chillin' down there by himself is in the best spot. yeah, you gotta boggy be that guy but we can never hit those. Search ↗
6247.700 what is your preferred caffeinated beverage? i like the butter pecan ice latte from dunkin donuts that they don't sell anymore. does it go well with the poetry reading they have every thursday night? are you really gonna make fun of me for talking about poetry readings? i love dunkin donuts. wait, the nine guy is my own worm anyway. it is. oh, you're gonna blow up your own guy? i didn't even notice. you like those... blow up your own worm? what do we have even here? he's like, yeah, i'm doing it. it's happening. fuck it. let's get chaotic in here. Search ↗
6348.320 he was gonna frickin' rob me. i know he was. i could feel it in my blood. did he have that look in his eye? like, i'm gonna rob this guy. he had a crazy look about him. or they don't look in your eye at all. cause they're too guilty about what they're about to do. but the directions though, people ask for directions. i don't know if he was. i had a guy who was across walk when i had a green light to turn right. Search ↗
6796.060 for example, if i'm out and about tonight and someone says, hey you watched the canucks game tonight? i'd be like, yeah dog. that's why i'm wearing this jersey. and then if they ask me for directions, i'd say, what do you want? i don't have any money. that's not what i asked you. all right, i got the master splash plan. grand master splash over here. you stay right there, freddy. i gotta watch that turret. i don't want to become another victim. yeah, that's true. it could crest over there. yeah, it could. Search ↗
7226.100 oh, i thought we were just doing quiplash 2 or whatever. i don't know it's up to you guys we can do fibbage 2, quiplash 2. i think i like quiplash the best out of all the ones i've tried. you like quiplash the best. wait, is that the one? no, fibbage? which is the one where you make up stupid shit? every single one of them. quiplash. we can play quiplash 2, that's fine by me. oh, this game runs in dx9! the dream is real! Search ↗
7258.320 all right, i have to open it in my browser. we could probably do one of each, yeah. bum ba dum ba dum. should i get rob for this? i don't even know if he's available, but. if rob's interested. add him to the call. he can join for sure. then he can answer for his transgressions. homemade dope for rusted pizza? you guys have rusted pizza? bum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum. i don't wanna hear these ads either, chad. i don't need a blender right now. Search ↗
7403.000 mm hmm all right well, i don't know what to do here. you can see asking yourselves going to jackbox dot tv. yeah, yeah, i'm streaming myself playing meat boy for now again well, you're gonna have to write answers in for ya. i know i pause it for that part okay, i can still be your eye. i unpause it for that part. i only or the black screen for now i'm gonna give you guys a code on skype you still here cobalt no yeah, i haven't heard from him in a while i Search ↗
7465.600 don't worry about the over sit back, the game's telling me to sit back, relax. what if i don't want to do that game? he's trying to control us. i know. why do you have such a problem with authority, rob? anybody who knows what they're doing, you're like, fuck you man, you think you know better than me? it's because i like getting stabbed. it's my attempt at a certain kind of person, you know? alright, you guys can join now. it is dbpr. all audience members are welcome. i should be in. it's like deer if you spelled it very poorly. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

50.380 super like when you're pagan or something and you want to talk about it i guess some kind of something to do with the moon usually everyone thought so as well but all hallows eve does not take place on october 30th takes place on october 31st. is this correct? i don't know man. all right. she's gone too far we're gonna be playing some rebirth don't get confused. this is rebirth not halloween and then in our middle section we're gonna be playing uh huh Search ↗
78.020 downwell and some down well down the final section. we're gonna be playing some cannonball cannonball let's uh, let's send rebirth off on a right note nick. let's do an isaac run and you can provide the seed yeah, i think it's the only proper way to do this that's how you got us unless you want to play the lost before it gets changed this is how we're gonna send it off. it's a good joke, but no we don't want to do that for e ya Search ↗
131.320 i mean it's on a saturday though. yeah, you go to work. oh, okay. i guess you just go to work. that's pretty much it. sometimes i think you get parties together. you like get your uncles and aunts and cousins over and you like drink out of a... what? i think i wrote in the wrong seed, nick. why? don't do that. Search ↗
470.600 yeah, the other day i was like, well i should record some rebirth and then i was like well i already have videos till thursday so i guess i just won't do that. i was gonna ask what do you do? like you're in the repetition now. do you just keep recording as part of your daily schedule and just overlap it and fill up the videos? nah, i don't think you can do that. as of tomorrow the only thing people will accept is afterbirth, i think. so even if you had a couple left over you're not gonna put them up because nobody cares. yeah, i actually got lucky that i did the math properly i guess. that's weird. Search ↗
707.620 and i don't even mind salty breakfast or anything. oh that came out weird wait a minute nick first off salty breakfast secondly the sushi the rotary sushi place you went to was it yoshi? yeah, what's the sushi? yeah? that's the one that i would do in london as well they're quite good in yo, sushi is like it's real pricey very pricey, but it was a nice experience the everyone in there was lovely i Search ↗
853.300 cbs cbs and bs that would be a great show they if they like one another you don't know that they don't maybe they do i don't know that they don't either i've been finding little brimstone as my second familiar lately. it's very annoying yeah, i mean, it's i mean, it's not not annoying. it's not that bad. i'm still happy to have it as your second familiar though, it's kind of like a step back in your in your pod, you know, i Search ↗
1239.600 he's absolutely not scottish in that one. but does he play like a side character who's maybe scottish? not sure, i haven't seen it. i think that's probably the right course of action. and thank you to tones for the two months in a row. tones 22, an awesome rash as well, 21 months in a row! thanks guys. you are welcome. i don't know if i'm gonna be able to do a boss rush here. i'm a scotsman, we've discussed it and we've adopted mike myers. i don't think you have a choice, man. Search ↗
1398.300 i'll be getting it at launch, so i'll be prioritizing knocking out a couple of videos to put up soon after launch and once those videos are done hopefully i will be able to hop on and do a stream at and i'm gonna make a bunch of bullshit tiny like five second videos so i can undercut him in seo oh, he's gonna fucking smosh me. you're getting smosh in the mouth. don't do it man. i'm not gonna do it really Search ↗
1506.640 it's a great name. i really hate that name, it's so bad. there's definitely somebody out there who has the name ted nugent as their like first and middle name. on purpose. i don't know what's better though if it's by accident or on purpose. yeah, i guess if it was by accident you'd just be like, ah shit. yeah, that sucks. you figure it out when you're like 18, you're like well okay, it's too late now. yeah, you gotta be 18 to know about ted nugent. i think you do have to be 18 to know about ted nugent. he's got an age gate in front of him. Search ↗
1851.900 just expect it now someone like reclines their seat in your laptop screen gets like caught in the in the thing as it comes down and like warps your screen you're just like oh, i guess this is like so you can have like an extra two inches of leg room even though you're fucking five foot two all right i just i never do that like i don't go beyond my armrest and i don't go back at all because that's respect that what i will say is that i think the proper etiquette on an airplane is that middle seat gets both armrests and Search ↗
1930.060 i did get up once to go to the bathroom and that was great. i wonder why he took the middle seat instead of the aisle seat like i don't know i'm assuming that out of the two passengers that were together. he was probably the larger one. yeah, he was you think he would want the aisle seat? yeah, i don't know i don't like rocking the middle seat but i i mean i can do it if i have to but i do agree seems like the worst of all three of them the middle seat there's no doubt is the worst. there's literally no benefit to the middle seat. i Search ↗
2195.840 unfortunately, do you think just put like four less seats on the plane make more room? that's ridiculous? where you gonna say i was gonna say someone in chance said do you think the emirates flight has a p detector in the shower? i like that idea. it's all pipes, right? but you don't want to be like stepping in somebody else's pee in the shower probably yeah, i mean george didn't seem to be too bothered by it in seinfeld george is uh Search ↗
2348.840 yeah, the europeans have had a natural advantage in rocket league due to their knowledge of football and football tactics. now it's time for the canadians to take their turn. what are the americans getting that deal? nothing. when they do rocket league american football. uh huh. i don't know. i have all the time imagining you would be able to complete a pass too easily, but maybe i'm mistaken. well, there is the nice pass setting in the pre sensor. that is true! that must be for that. Search ↗
3385.020 do it do you watch starski and hutch on the fight over? no, it's like a weird disambiguation of amethyst from steven universe. okay. thank you saber ewan for the two months in a row. oh, yeah, crickets head. oh, forget me now as the lost. i don't know. maybe this is good. maybe i can do boss rush and then do it again. do it. Search ↗
3843.400 this is your big moment. it is! do not miss a chance to blow. you're gonna blow! well, hey, don't be too dangerous here. dangerous? dangerous? that girl... it's akon, if i remember. acorn. i have a sort of tense blue baby fight right now. okay. let's not throw this. yeah, i know the feeling, man. Search ↗
3990.140 although if they actually wanted to send me red bulls i probably would work out a deal with them because they drink a lot of them are kind of expensive. that's an expensive good. there's no question about it. they feel a little bit like fuel energy like units sometimes that i need them to do stuff. yeah, fuel units man. we don't even need money anymore. why don't we just call them fuel units? wish these jokers would stop jumping. fucking eight jokers jumping. it's not even christmas right now. Search ↗
4456.900 get down. okay. i'm ready. all right. i'm gonna start with boulder style are you gonna start standard or i'm gonna start standard style because i don't think i'm good enough to feel good about taking those new styles then i'll do a couple standard then just to break it in again thank you a long boy three months in a row saying crepes are trashed here. that's ridiculous. oh Search ↗
4479.100 i won't stand for the slander on my watch. there's a lot of entire countries that would really hate you for saying that. i don't understand the the crepe hate. they can be savory, they can be sweet. yeah, they're very versatile. they are what you want them to be. how could you be anti crepe? it's some kind of like elitism or superiority shit. like i'm not into it, whatever they're talking about. nick, how much hp do you lose on your average downwell run? Search ↗
4682.400 i could have ham whenever i want. it's time for a breakfast meat. i think if you're looking for a good place to have breakfast, you want to find the place that has the most options on one dish at one time. that way you don't have to choose anymore. it simplifies your whole morning. yeah, that makes sense. how about we compromise with tofu or some shit? this is not a compromise. what even... what? why? i don't want to eat tofu bacon. what does tofu have to do with anything here? i'm not saying... i'm not anti... Search ↗
4796.340 what happened to him is he still around yeah, i think it's still leaves still trucking along. you know good for him yeah, i agree. oh, i died. i was doing so well dang catacombs must be nice man must be nice. it's okay and his ghosts here everywhere. yeah, it's pretty like spooky yeah, how are you spooky my halloween plans are to play a lot of the mining of isaac? why is that? because i don't have anything better to do Search ↗
5272.200 for halloween it should always just be catacombs in downwell. sounds good to me. so spooky. i thought i couldn't love halloween any more than i already did, but you have proven that wrong. so spooky on halloween. i gotta be real with you. you know, if you like halloween, that's super cool. don't let me rain on your parade. i do. halloween is like my least favorite time of the year. no, that's not true. st. patrick's day. st. patrick's day is 100 times worse. alright. Search ↗
5788.160 i petitioned one time there was one of those things that was like click this button to make them play in your town and i did oh yeah they didn't play in my town they were probably about to and they're like oh where are we gonna do with our trash and they're like well you gotta you gotta find something i'll take it for you guys if you want i don't care i want to see you guys personally more like drownfall this is because i'm in the aquifer Search ↗
5850.980 so what is it like if the jellyfish get to the top of the screen or something? they fly back down on you. i don't like that. yeah, you shouldn't like that. i hate it too. kill him if you can. i'm gonna do my best. need the oxygen though. okay, oxygen. thank you. i think this is the best downwell run i've ever had. fucking red skull, god damn it! yeah man. oh my god, i'm dead! elrond, i thought you were supposed to be cool. alright, i unlocked purpley pallet. Search ↗
5986.980 i really only like original. i kind of also do only like the original too. it's just like the matrix movies. yep. one bit please? what does one bit palette look like? it's all white. oh man. like on black, but it's like every other shade that isn't white is also white. that sounds visually confusing. i don't think it's any better than the regular one. also i didn't describe that very well. i get it. when you said all white i thought it was like a joke. no. Search ↗
6080.820 or steal his items and make him ornery? i don't know if that's a thing. i mean, i haven't tried it, but maybe. nick, this is a rogue lite. obviously you can kill the shopkeeper. shopkeepers do die a lot. everybody knows this. the shopkeeper is exclusively there to make it better for min max players to get items for free. a n l, the divide. i remember. i don't really like bakju either. not so good. what is that? it was very gray with like another version of gray on top of it. oh yeah. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

220.500 oh, who is this? does this need boss? the mummy man. yeah, ragman. that's mummy man. i like the mummy. oh, you threw his head at me, you dick! the film starring brendan fraser. fox likes that movie, i'm sure. yeah, i like it too. i like that movie as well. alright, so i did it. now what? alright, now you go down to the next floor and do it again. 30 times. did you go to the it's not actually 30, don't worry. did you go to the painful room? Search ↗
422.080 who does that now? i don't know man, i'd say people just tell me hey install. it would just be like a thing in twitch that they would do now you know, i like install nightbot install nightbot and then i installed nightbot. it hasn't fixed the problem i'll just shout them out. welcome back. kotter has resubscribed for the third month. i just decided that so welcome back your dreams will take you out or something. oh skinny mushroom sounds pretty good. oh Search ↗
576.400 do you get like, how do you get like heart containers? i'm not talking to you anymore. i will. talk to me, josh. you answer his bullshit questions with your bullshit answers. you usually find them or you can buy them yourself if you want to. can you actually, can you buy them? or can you find them? yeah, you can totally buy them, man. where do you, oh shit dude, that's a good one. just collect some money and then go upstairs and see what's up there. yeah. okay. you'll like it. okay, i think that's a good one for me. this guy is, these people are saying get phd but i don't think so? Search ↗
664.660 turns out you might do quite a bit of work with pills on this run oh, yeah, who would have thought that 15 cents for permanent stat upgrades would be like an awesome benefit not me because i didn't say that at all. exactly. i actually said the opposite of that which is pretty silly of me honestly. fuck it yeah, let's take the d4. dude take the d7 and then see if you can figure out what it does yeah, i sort of still don't understand it. oh god. what is wrong with my dude? Search ↗
695.860 he's got a giant cyclops visor and a mushroom for a head. that is pretty sweet. i love it. i don't even know what you do to get mushroom transformation. this is the second or third time i've gotten it. i don't know why. oh, and i'm mom too! Search ↗
713.120 we mean yeah, i also have there's a mom transformation now. hey, how do you get all these things? you just get them cuz missing no does it yeah every single greed mode run that i've had except one has had missing no d4 d100 or some combination of the three i don't know what is the vr headset likely to show up, but they show up all the time oh Search ↗
735.720 did i get the htc vive? is that what this move is? the vr headset is a good item. what does it do? you have like big ring tiers that shoot out that look like technology. i don't have any of that shit. you must have. probably the azazel takes precedent. yeah, that's unfortunate because that item is actually really good. Search ↗
777.100 should have resetted the data. it, like, the fact that i'm throwing, i mean people are saying i'm throwing at least on the youtube seed doesn't matter because this is a seeded run and as always on seeded runs nothing you do matters. we, no matter how far you go we come back to the same place apparently. where was that? not knowing that seeded runs don't have an impact on the actual save file. but it's after birth now so maybe all the rules have changed, who knows. we didn't know that. Search ↗
827.300 i mean, i don't have it, but i'm just trying to describe what missing no yeah, yeah, it's a box with boxes inside of it, and it's it's like peepers eye it's kind of like flying around the screen here. that's pretty sweet you ever see this bad boy hey, i gotta deal with an angel. i wonder if there's a glitch transformation. apparently this is like glitch glitch, baby oh my god steam sale. it's the best day of all time best although it'll probably get rerolled next floor anyway what's um matchsticks do matchstick is? Search ↗
972.360 no, don't let that happen. what happens to the soy milk dunce cap? well, dunce cap causes you to always shoot with the are you a wizard effect. oh, that sounds awesome. soy milk causes you to, you know, have soy milk, which is the worst. yeah. and then you just never hit anything. or you hit it, it doesn't do any damage. you hit it and then you quit it. you want to do the damage though, right? genuinely or generally speaking, yes, damages. oh good! i got the dunce cap as a zayzal. Search ↗
1398.540 d10? thank you, trfessler for the subscription as well. d10. what's a d10 do? uh, rerolls enemies. oh yeah, i wouldn't have gotten that one probably. i miss the marshmallow. i'm gonna need that. screwball i guess i don't need. alright, let's continue on. it's actually called a do as well. ronnie? yeah, the ronnie james do. Search ↗
1488.740 josh is on shoal near the end. thank you, nice person in chat who actually answered the question i asked to josh. how do i know where i'm at? when you go down the floor it says, you know. it's the same floors as you have in the regular game though except for the shop is the chest. i still don't understand how it all works. also, ultra reed's bot is incredible. i'm very for them. i think i should reroll these. that's what i'm gonna do. i'm gonna reroll. oh! Search ↗
1766.140 you know you really hit the big time when you can maintain 8k viewers staring at the title screen. i'm just waiting for this motherfucker to finish his run. why don't you just do something else with your time? because we need you to finish your run and then we'll get the josh, it's okay. just catch up, it's fine. don't worry josh, we'll be here for you. if we start a run as lillith, you might not be lillith. you might not have lillith. doesn't make any sense. congrats, titanium tigers for beating golden god on meepoi. there you go. Search ↗
2058.940 that's the first time i've seen it. i killed greed! congrats! what? you won! yeah, i think? i don't know. you thought you were in the shithouse! what do i do? you go in the chest. wait, do i give him the money? no, give him all the money in the box, because you actually... oh. but i did it. he still unlocked lilith. would you have given him money if you had the money, grandma? i did it. delta? twitch chat says gg clutch holy shit. wow, nice job. heart attack clutch. burnt umber. Search ↗
2414.580 who created the burning basement? probably tyrone. we fire him? if there's ever anything in the game that i don't like, i blame it on tyrone. i don't know if it's true at all. i don't know what tyrone is responsible for, but in my head he's responsible for every decision about things that i don't like. you've got this like good cop bad cop narrative between the two of them. yeah, edmund is like a noble game designer and then he comes to tyrone with his ideas and tyrone's like, okay, i like your idea but here's what we're gonna do. the player can no longer see. Search ↗
2972.760 i like mr. mega, i guess. otherconnor, thank you very much for the subscription. yeah, that's been my feeling about it as well. you get it and you're like, i don't really want this but i can't do anything about it so i guess i'll be okay with it. i'll embrace that with which i cannot change. yeah, exactly. tap, shoot, the knife, it stays forward. yeah, you can actually, we called that the northernlion is a genius and fucked your mother strategy. and it's kind of taken off as a name, but if you just mash the button, it just stays Search ↗
3129.400 is he coming from an anime convention or something? i don't know man, but i was like this is how i die. this man is going to kill me. did he carry a pizza box with him? dadpan94, up down all around, walking through your head town. master of lockpicking, what does that do? you can open golden chests without using a key. that's pretty dope. it's nice! Search ↗
3271.100 do you know literally has been changed in its definition to include approximately or figuratively? i have seen that yeah. please don't tell me that, that's horrible. it really seems quite contrary to the point of that word. yeah. am i the master of lock picking? no i haven't bought the lock picking kit yet. i intend to eventually. what is like a half a heart? shit, i think i did. get your heart on. oh yeah, batroom 100% designed by tyrone. Search ↗
3421.380 now blow this up and there's no spirit hearts. alright, we're gonna run ads. we'll be back in three minutes. thanks for watching and see you soon. see you soon. see you soon. what? are you okay? yeah, i'm fine. i don't know why i'm excited. like i do the same thing. i'll make like an oink sound and then it's just like... it does something weird to the back of your throat. Search ↗
3483.380 i don't know, like cat whiskers and pumpkin carvings. those are pretty hot. did you carve any pumpkins? i didn't, i thought about it though. i saw some cool isaac heads and stuff on twitter. made me kind of want to do it a little bit. how about you, did you do any halloween ing? i did, i mean, i did, i dressed up, and then i got drunk, and then i passed out some candy. Search ↗
3677.380 yeah, there's a ton of stuff. yeah, there's quite a few things to unlock. i had never unlocked everything. that's very true. but i'm still better than everyone at the game, so it doesn't matter. that's also true. without a doubt. oh fuck, don't make me do this room. i ran six miles either kill me or entertain me. Search ↗
3780.900 and it's steven. thank you as well, but like josh you watch wrestling. maybe you can shed some light on it okay, everyone's tweeting about kane, right? yeah. yeah, what's going on with kane? is it kane's character? is it kane the person who plays the character or is it the actor who plays the character who plays kane the wrestler? i don't get it. so there's the actor that plays kane his name is not kane. what's his name? do you know i forget you guys okay? Search ↗
3938.760 i don't know man. if the rock came back i would be interested in him and he's 15 years old too. yeah but the rock doesn't... he's not back a lot, you know? so it's like a special thing but kane's always there. kane's always there. so i mean he's a great person with like his athleticism being able to do everything that he does. but it's like we've seen pretty much all kane has to offer. Search ↗
4095.140 i like griffin better because you can say kathy griffin better. that's true, whatever happened to that lady? she's on the b list. everybody want to do their kathy griffin impression right now? i don't know who kathy... she's that lady with red hair. i was at the store the other day! something like that. whoa! she's a gangster from the 50s? is kathy griffin here right now? whoa! i was at the store the other day. i can't... it really does just become 50s gangster every time. Search ↗
4255.360 never mind guys. you think if you google kathy gryffindor, there's like an answer. an answer? what's the answer to that? well, like a relevant result. an answer! yes, i do believe that you googled kathy. look, okay? it sounded like a declarative statement more than a question to me. just a fucking answer. what is your problem? an answer. i don't have the answers for how to handle this guy. doesn't have the answer. why isn't my whole chat saying really right now? Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.000 november 4th 2015 edition i as always am your host northernlionjove and my esteemed co host rock lee smile hey everybody hi and then also cobalt's freaky's here on his own marathon that's been going on for five gosh darn days now hello that is about as enthusiastic as i expected that to sound to be honest with you i've been losing my mind it's pretty awesome i don't blame you at all so do you guys literally have like Search ↗
54.060 yes, okay. why don't you start a run with whoever you need to start it with with whatever endgame you need and then just tell us one it's how you're already deep in one right now. yes. all right. where are you adding your run? i'm in greed mode right now it's non stop greed train right now for me. it's what i've been doing. what character we i've been random in for just fun factor and i got eve right now. all right, nick. do you want to start a? lead mode run. yeah Search ↗
238.980 i never got to do that. pretty powerful start. i don't know about you, cobalt, you've played so much more of this than maybe you have some experience, but i feel like every single run where i fight ultra greed or hush, i do like the same amount of damage. i know there's some kind of scaling going on there, but i always seem to start doing more damage the lower my hp is. and that's what's freaking me out a little bit. it's like, i seem to do a lot of damage when i have like two hearts left. Search ↗
353.860 on greed mode. like i'm, i tried to do some runs with it and i was just like, i don't understand. Search ↗
360.320 yeah, how am i gonna beat ultergreed without getting hit if he scales with my damage? like it just seems nearly impossible. no problem, you just get a dead cat, get guppy, you can flawless it. i've flawless it a few times without who lost. i don't know, i think i've got to just, i gotta do it off camera until i get like a chaos card and then just start the video and be like, hey, i got a chaos card. there we go. good run. my damage sucks. i have a pestilence now with this fuse. Search ↗
393.840 does that actually work? i just have bombs covering the floor everywhere right now. it's ridiculous. why doesn't freaking dead bird ever go and fight the boss for me? it just hangs out on top of my head. dead bird and rotten baby don't give a shit about what you want to do. oh wait, never mind. war, not pestilence. oh, okay. that's how it's slightly confused. keeps dropping troll bombs everywhere. i need to whore myself. jar of flies or... Search ↗
479.960 i hate myself. what was in today's daily, or do you not want to spoil it? i will spoil it if people are okay with it being spoiled. do you have a problem with it being spoiled, little cobalt? i don't care. okay. well, it's a lost daily again. you start with holy mantle, which is completely doable, but then first floor haunts, and i just ate shit. you think these are intended because a lot of them are just... yeah. i would be amazed if they were not. Search ↗
745.980 you got a problem? you can leave. that's a line in elke. yeah, sorry. i'm really really bad at geometry hmm i got shrek just now i had to reset my run cuz i didn't want to deal with it i will reset anything right now guys. i don't even care like whoa i made the circle bigger and it's it's huge. yeah, i don't get it'll get there. what does this thing do? oh Search ↗
781.340 i don't let you figure it out. yeah, okay. that's i've given you the keys of the car and i gotta drive that was making a car out of it it's an oval it has to be a circle. oh, they wouldn't do that make me make like a perfect circle dude make it make a triangle i think we're on the same line of thought there. yo this item is sweet. i'm in oh Search ↗
809.220 nick if you i hope you didn't skip that deal today with that a black powder in it but i'm my suspicion is that you may have yes, i did it is it's pretty cool thus far. i like it. i don't know how how functional do you think it would be on a small room? i don't know but on this huge room. it's very helpful. i'm playing really sloppy right now so i'm just kind of trying to stay alive and do my best here on regular items i'm sad i miss it though because they could have been unlocked for my log yeah Search ↗
1134.040 i don't really have much else to do besides stalk twitter with 15,000 people in here like just chillin trying to get this stuff done and figure it out and tyrone will jump on call every now and then to troll us a little bit more. that was like fun. oh no, i'm gonna die on this. i also am gonna die. i really should not die because it's actually quite great, but i'm gonna die. okay guys, just accept death. i have many times. Search ↗
1200.560 how do i get some health out of this? and then uh... 64 dt? dead onion or burning bombs. i don't want either of those. check the item list. oh my god, chad is going... chad's going wild over it. all right, check the... yeah, if i had dr. fetus that'd be really good. items. okay, where's like money equals power, greed... one of the black candles. um, i know the dollar's on the first page near the top right. okay. Search ↗
1299.540 can you believe they still sell those halloween masks? they're still pretty spooky, man. i'm sure they play scream every halloween too on actual tv, which i don't know how many people actually watch that anymore. yo, what do you think would happen if tyrone just tweeted 110 today? i thought he's tweeted 105 before. yeah, because it was counting up to 109 for him. and then we found out it was actually 109 as 149 because it's minutes to... Search ↗
1386.660 i don't even know how that works. look at all its spooky story. simplest robot, thank you very much for the subscription. hope you didn't get too spooked by the story there. i just need to find like three steam sails and then i can get everything for free. oh my god, i did it again! i can't keep walking out of the devil rooms! oh yeah, don't do that. oh my god, i died on my own seed. you know what? we're doing this seed again. i'm out of my element today. alright, what's this card? oh, we're breaking. Search ↗
1891.280 child leash. child leash? yeah, if it's shrinket. i don't know what it does. hmm. no clue. it'd be sweet if it kept your familiars at a certain range. all the luck. hmm. it might do that. it would be cool if it banished isaac's heart from the entire video game. what is it? someone... i was shit talking lilith and then somebody was like, why do you hate lilith? like, she's not that bad. and then someone replied in my defense but like completely Search ↗
2008.500 i have a blue crown. crown of light, the untainted gain power. that thing. it looks sexy. i haven't had it though yet. i'm shooting diamonds of light. alright, you were totally right. run way better now that i do 100'd. every time, man. i have a ton of health now. and there's also glitches everywhere and i don't know why. alright, so crown of light instantly doubled my damage. yeah, i don't know if it's crazy. the devil deals like, effect that negatively or not. Search ↗
2194.840 it looks cool though. it does look cool. it's got cool points. if i d100 myself into an item, does it unlock on my log, do you know? i don't know. it's okay, i can just check afterward. i d100'd the other day and i got real platinum god before i even had all the items. so that sounds like maybe a yes then. i heard that's happened to some people though. they'll just like pick up one item and then it's like, real platinum god, you did it! wow, you worked hard. now stop playing. Search ↗
2272.000 i don't know what you do little seraphim, but i like how you look. whoa, you're following me. i like the look it's giving me right now. better fight for me. bob's bladder? bob's bladder. have we built a whole bob yet? yeah, where's the bob transformation, tyrone? there is one actually. oh man! i was joking. i don't know what any of the transformations do, but... Search ↗
2407.160 where are you guys at in your runs right now? should i wait for you or? i'm on the wound so you might just want to start your own i guess. i'm far gone. i don't even know where i am. no worries. i'm in the basement. chat, who do you want me to play as? i want to do more greed mode runs so pick a dude i don't have it for yet. gotta get that machine up. oh, i could do lilith really easily actually. she's been nerfed man. oh. Search ↗
2572.440 like, now i find myself being like, it's like my new brimstone or mom's knife where i'm like, i'm not gonna take that, we just took that last run. yeah. but it really does do the job most of the time. pretty good for getting items done showing up too. yeah. if you're interested in that kind of thing. i wouldn't disagree with that. don't tell baggy, i really wanna roll this room. let's see. direct evidence that it saved my run just before, so yeah, it's really a thing. i think it's a great item. Search ↗
2821.300 it is indeed. wait, do you have the blue crown then? i do, and the green head. we got all sorts of goodies. i'm not taking bob's brain, you lucky so and so's. i will take tammy's head though. i don't need more money, i'm losing. why is nick skipping deal with the devil on the first floor? because i have low health and because i just figured it would be a better idea to not bother when i only had one soy milk turret. thank you silastv for the sub, what's up man? Search ↗
3138.300 that item's still pretty good in my opinion. yeah, a little bit. a little bit good. i don't want to be too controversial. oh, has anyone tested getting all of the body, mind, and soul and godhead at the same time yet? not yet, but i was thinking about trying to do it here at some point. that's when you get the picture of edmund's balls. okay, as long as you get it eventually. have you guys found the other? Search ↗
3561.380 be right back guys, i haven't uh, crackened in a good five hours so i'll be right back in just a moment. explosive diarrhea. oh here's what it does in case you need to know the spilt milk. when you get hit it spills milk and gives you tears up for that room. ah, that's kind of cool. because you don't want to cry over the spilt milk but you do because you're a baby. cool guy brimstone 69. thank you very much for the subscription. i'm gonna get some uh, Search ↗
3598.780 i need some water. yeah, feeling a little parched, you do it. i think a door just opened, a creaky wooden door. well, i will take this very quick moment here to say thank you for the anonymous donation of $3. hey, nick, just want to let you know the best new synergy in the game is ludo and this new item, explosivo. you should definitely give it a go if you get the opportunity. i will do my best, and thank you for the donation. explosivo? i don't even know what that is. that's what it says. i have not seen that item. Search ↗
3631.320 and i don't know how to say this properly. there's my frickin' fetus! espionage for the dollar. espionage? yeah, but it's spelled with like a z and a j e at the end, so it's a little turnabout, but... maybe the other one was taken. get god no tattooed at the end of your dick. that sounds really bad. i'm working on it. i guess i'm running ads while i'm playing the game. sorry guys. i gotta do this though. when i saw the ads, i said, what are those? Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

131.560 it's not here yet, man. we got away early existed. yeah, it's like it's still a little baby let's not get too out of control here is that shade being spat upon cobalt absolutely not no that is shade being spat upon the people who are like how do you not know that you don't get points for fighting the hush in the daily and that's just a hypothetical example because i don't know if you actually get points for fighting hush in the daily but uh Search ↗
371.800 i understand you, but you have my blessing nonetheless. it's like when people go out running, right? and they want to get some fresh air? i just don't do that, so i go out biking inside a video game. sure, yeah, i mean i can understand the therapeutic elements of it to a certain extent. i'm sure there are people out there that are gonna be pretty stoked about that. it's like a really good looking desert bus. pretty spoked about that! pretty spoked about that. Search ↗
615.120 like, right after this i'm gonna record some races and then, you know, probably like a quick dinner, then kayden i'll stream for a while and then i'll go to bed. but i hope that, you know, i hope that whatever it is you're looking for you find it on your journey through the, you know, santa barbara county. i just like to implicate you in things you don't want to do. that's alright, i've learned to say no as a result of this and i've gotten more comfortable with that idea. Search ↗
714.920 no, probably not. although it depends like all other things being equal it would probably pay for itself by giving you an eternal heart at some point but i didn't want to put myself in too low of an hp position. nick there are two shoots. i saw that too i don't know why there's two shoots. where is it trying to take me? where do you think there's some kind of like 109 j going on with that? yeah, there's always 109 shoot if i've learned anything which is debatable in and of itself. Search ↗
1009.180 it's the 110th time he's done that. they're not actually there, you can walk through the spikes. there you go. very tricky. confirmed. they're saying it like that's common knowledge that i should know the spikes aren't there. dude, the game's been out for four days, nick! how do you not know this? it's really weird. i'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? oh man, i should have used this on the last floor. that's okay. Search ↗
1227.960 you probably don't climb up the trees much, but if you're trying to like cut down a huge branch maybe. yeah, you just like a ladder or something. i don't like ladders either, man. you gotta have somebody hold it for you. i find myself on ladders occasionally, and i like, i don't trust myself on them. what was the last thing you needed to do on a ladder? probably like change a light bulb or something. oh, yeah. Search ↗
1304.920 don't remember he said i do have triple shot tractor beam which causes you to have triple shot but all in like a row directly in front of you, which is pretty sweet. it synergizes with nails to really and pretty sweet the nail. yeah, it doesn't just turn into one nail you keep all of them in like a little burst fire configuration hmm also fighting dirty with no back area of this room is very odd no reroll alright krampus, yeah Search ↗
1339.280 i'm the world's smartest man. i was like if i do this, runebag's gonna hook me up baby. and it did. feels like an insult calling somebody a real runebag. i don't know man, in a lot of nordic cultures it's the highest compliment you could possibly pay somebody. you just pull a mjolnir. every morning man. it's one of the 10 things every successful person does before breakfast. knowledge! you wake up, pull a mjolnir, have 8 or 9 business meetings and then just get on with the rest of your day. Search ↗
1644.320 it seems like one of those items you're oftentimes waiting on being like is this is it good enough? and i don't know do i want to fight the hush on this run. i'm kind of over hush for now that's why i signed up for it, but i'm gonna probably not be able to or i'm gonna do it and die that's like i hate doing it and dying i mean like i have an awesome run and then you fight a boss for whom that is irrelevant and then you know i don't have an awesome run anymore um Search ↗
1761.680 i feel like there should be a toggle somewhere that's like, here's one for colorblind mode and here's one for photosensitivity. you guys need to be okay again. so i was thinking for the womb, the creep on the womb floor is like nearly indecipherable for people who don't have any colorblindness. for the people who do, it seems like no, that's just not a thing. game's throwing health at me all of a sudden. what the hell is that? it looks like a shark's fin. shark's fin. is it a trinket? Search ↗
2001.860 so how straight? fire three seconds then release. one mississippi, two mississippi, three mississippi. yeah, okay. what the? that absolutely works. two more pretty flies? and those do a decent amount of damage. i guess we're just gonna charge up the maw until it spawns enemies and then we're gonna try. i see. how can you not know? the game is like four days old. i really don't have a good feeling about this run. Search ↗
2138.940 i was watching bizsnap earlier and he's gone back in the direction of that they are testing your dps with the first phase of hush. really? so i'm wondering when this will end. it's obvious that, you know, something is going on there. but just don't know what. edmund's balls, thank you very much for the subscription. should be seeing a picture of those pretty soon. i hope so, and i... all you gotta do is lose eight lives on, uh, on hush. Search ↗
2340.540 i need to get the shovel somehow, man. what if we used the stars card? didn't do what i needed it to do. yara a black heart. there's no black hearts to yara, my dog! if there were black hearts to yara, i'd be all over it, but we don't even have a single black heart at this point. that's kind of the driving action of this run right now. this is the second time in as many runs that hush has just completely ruined my run. and i'm kind of like a little over it. Search ↗
2480.060 maybe we just shift it all back a little bit and play more bomber knots or i was thinking why don't we just do one more isaac hard mode run okay, if we can knock that out in time. all right. what do you wanna do? yeah, just give me a seat for hard mode we don't have to do isaac we can do eden or something. it's up to you. yeah eden. that's good hard mode seed coming g2 sh okay pdc seven Search ↗
2584.420 that seems to be what you like to do, i thought. well yeah, what i do i don't necessarily consider it min maxing, more like min minning. but you always go for boss rush is what i mean. right, yeah. but boss rush i think it doesn't matter if you have low hp for the most part because you can just teleport out. whereas the hush fight is uh, unscummable. okay you need a shovel to scum that. basically, yeah. um, but mostly it's just like... Search ↗
2609.940 i don't know. it feels like either i need to learn the patterns a little better or possibly and or. it's just not meant to be done on those super high damage, fairly low hp style runs that i'm kind of known for. i'm not known for but what i like to do. crawl space is pretty solid. yeah, it's not so bad. Search ↗
2675.340 don't do it angel rooms just like devil rooms nah, man do greed mode without taking any items as a loss guaranteed fuck that 100% and yet the fight hush as well somehow which we don't even know that's possible yet but maybe if you take no items it'll it'll make the whole other arg just to get the item that lets you fight hush and then you've got to do it anyway. i love these oh i do too. i love these 2.0. oh Search ↗
2816.880 got good damage. yeah, i guess since i play on a controller that feels a little bit more intuitive. on keyboard i feel like that would be annoying. i don't know man. it's all the same up here. i'm pointing to my brain right now. yes, we will do this. having it with ipecac sucks though. ipecac is one of those rare items in the game it's impossible to lose with. if you're trying to do that challenge where you can't miss any shots this would basically be the death of you. yeah, that would be pretty messed up. i would not dispute that. Search ↗
2944.840 you should use the mouse for it. it's not necessary, you know? that feels awkward. yeah, man. and there are people who still get a little mad at using the mouse for epic fetus and i'm like, it's like, we're gonna... don't you worry your pretty little head about this. we're gonna win this run. oh, the mouse doesn't even work. oh, it doesn't work for epic fetus anymore? well, for this, i'm trying to use it right now, it didn't do anything. Search ↗
3009.820 oh, this is a little dangerous. i love that i get pyro on this run when i really needed it on the last one. well, don't count your chickens yet. maybe you'll get a chance to make this one worthwhile, you know? well, i'm not taking that stupid tower thing again. you should now! why not? out of spite. out of spite. that'll show the game. you did have brimstone, you scum. oh, did i? what run did i have brimstone on? complaining about shit you didn't even need to do. Search ↗
3038.440 i don't remember having brimstone. you got it on that mom's knife azazel run. oh, that is true. all right, i can stop misrepresenting that then. that's my mistake. i forgot i had mom's knife. all right, i was azazel and then i got mom's knife and was like this cancels brimstone and then i got brimstone and i was like this cancels mom's knife. you got chocolate in my peanut butter. i'm sorry to say i re rolled the best item in the game, nick. i'm fine with it. you can do that if you want. it's your life. we all gotta fight the stain at the end. Search ↗
3252.000 you're fine the names, but you may have missed the hourglass or not the hourglass the dice room i didn't clear this floor out. it's okay. yeah. yeah, we'll do an angel statue sure no no, don't get the bomb you stupid thing wasted a bomb okay? why is it shooting down when i use my shoot to loop? i don't like that bragus wherever marked is facing. it's not i was facing left. it's weird i don't know it was the last button that i pressed oh Search ↗
3369.880 little loki four way buddy. oh, that's cute. it's the first time i found him so i found the key room but i'm shy one key of being able to go into it which is my own fault because i didn't really think too hard about it. it happens man. how do you tear nails? i've been trying to ask myself that same question for years chad should i just take soy milk and say fuck the world you got so he milked with soy. he'll reroll the hourglass enough times turn into soy milk. i'll do it. i don't care anymore. oh Search ↗
3600.620 i don't think i want to let you anyway. i don't even know what that means to be honest with you. it's like slimy and gross in there. pardon me? in the boss rush room. what did you think i meant in my pants? i don't know, it's all slimy in there. what do you think i thought? what do you think i thought? this run is still hot trash, but with the d4, if you just go far enough... oh, it was off the chain, but off the chain in like a bad way for once. i miss shooting myself. mmm. Search ↗
3992.960 more holy tears! oh i do have bloody lust, you're right. he's giving me some... some big damage bonus here. freaking continuum, man. gotta go for the angel piece. yeah, then re roll it. no, they stick around through d4, don't they? not anymore, i think. oh, that's shitty. yeah. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

186.540 maybe the ingest server didn't accept your stream. exactly, it's doing that thing that twitch does whereas like hey. it didn't accept my stream? yeah, it's like you're live and you're sending us your shit, but we're not sending it to anybody else because it's like. they're just collecting it like hoarders. i don't want them to do that. you really shouldn't honestly. you should write to john carnage and ask him about it. you should write to john cena and ask him how he feels about being a living meme. potato salad? Search ↗
478.840 there's a lot of things like i still don't understand people buying. why would you buy mud flaps for your car? what does this do? keeps your car from getting muddy? yeah, it shoots up on the car behind you a lot of the time. yeah, i think it's more... oh god! it's like a... log off! joe, just log off. up down the hall around. welcome to jason. it's a gesture of goodwill to the cars driving behind you as i... that's what i was gonna say. it's not for you. oh, okay. Search ↗
595.980 i got nature's tongue right here. that doesn't make any sense. on my mud flap. yeah. can you use temperance with blue baby hearts? well, yeah, you absolutely can. you don't want to do that though. you could. there are some times where it might be the right decision. don't you want to bring it to like the chest secret room and then use it there? or blow it up there? i don't know if that works, but... Search ↗
656.440 i'm at half a heart. nah, you guys are... you'll get it. how do i get keys? there's no way to get keys on this floor. i'm more interested in how you spent the keys. i use bombs or key and then don't have to use. oh, okay. yeah, that makes a lot of sense. it's not... yeah, i mean i didn't want this to happen, but it's what happened. you guys notice the poop has been buffed a little bit? what... how does poop work? Search ↗
1311.600 a few fs on this run, reasonably. you're getting f'd right now. i'm getting the little f's. getting... getting skyped! get out of here, skype. turn off notifications. i thought you used google hangouts. you don't even like... what do you think we're on right now, nick? what do you think? google hangouts? i don't know. yeah, i wish. we should try google hangouts for calling. actually, it's trash. you don't want to. yeah, why bother, man? yeah. discord is the new hotness anyway. what's discord? it's the new skype. Search ↗
1381.520 but hey you ever see one of those you know inflatable cat inflatable catamarans and then you know rob like google's inflatable catamarans, and then it shows up in your skype ads. that makes sense to me. i want an inflatable katamari. that's way more sensible than some dude at microsoft hq listening in on the conversation being like alright put the inflatable catamaran in. what do they need a dude anymore? they freaking got siri for that. i don't buy it. actually, it's cortana. yeah, it's cortana. you know. Search ↗
1530.560 well, i don't know. do you want like hepatitis c if you maintain your youth? well if i live forever, what do i care about hepatitis c? i guess so. but then what if you passed your hepatitis c off to someone that you liked? well then can they live forever too if i just give them some of my blood? yeah? well this seems like it would be like if only you had this opportunity. not like the world. okay, well they didn't say that specifically did they dude? well they said would you drink human blood to retain your youth if you had the opportunity? Search ↗
1558.940 there's a huge difference between living forever and retaining your youth by the way. yeah, but i'm just saying what if? that's not what the question said. so why don't you get off on some weird technicality? i get off on weird technicalities on a regular basis. yeah, that's just... god dammit. beat me to it. is there not just like a, like a slash on ban you can do to on ban everybody? i don't know. for like everybody at once? no, i mean, i was just typing them in one at a time. you do type them in one at a time?! Search ↗
1705.160 once you have the reaver, you're pretty much set for everything else. if you know what i mean. oi! oi! permit card? where does that take you? the shop. it takes you to the shop. i knew that. that's why i said it. let's see, like the lollipop. don't lick your lollipop, jessica. don't lick my lollipop! eh, you might lick it. no. i'm not... i mean, god. eh, i'm not gonna do it. don't knock it till you try it. you might salty. it is possible. i mean, i don't know. let's go this way. Search ↗
1849.080 not even at all. it's actually like really good if you can get the horror babylon state and stay in it. well yeah, that's what you have to do, but it's not that good. it's not that good. you know what i mean? yeah, i'm with you man. josh never notices my resub i'm sorry, kafka! what'd you resub for? tell me in chat, i'll say it right now. just kidding. eve is broken, you suck, josh. you suck you don't like this game? to maintain your youth. that's because he loves you. Search ↗
2257.720 you wouldn't tell me i'd be laughing at a dead person. i'm not laughing at a dead person. i'm laughing at how he died that's two different things. yeah, how he mandel died. no, he's still alive because he washes his hands 30 times a day mmm. yes, or yeah, i'm a guaranteed that's why i do it explosive diarrhea isn't necessarily a good pill i don't know why they had on it. it's like it's okay. oh Search ↗
2558.120 that's cool. the goal was just to basically get it done so that way we could talk about it on round table on tuesday. and i'm pretty much successful at that. i've got like 15 minutes of wandering about left to do. hey luke, don't even try him in. did ryan play undertale? no. i did not play undertale yet. i think i'd tell you about it on the podcast? probably yeah. Search ↗
2703.600 the three dice room rerolls all consumables on the ground on the floor. i'm just gonna do it, fuck it. how about you josh? what did you do this weekend? i don't remember. alright, that's usually a good sign. most of the time. what did i do? i did something. i went to dave and buster's, that's pretty okay. i think that's pretty cool, i've never been. yeah, i think you'd like it. it's a lot better than... boston pizza? yeah. Search ↗
3142.140 did nl ever get the brimstone tattoo on his dong? yo, that's... kobalt. kobalt was gonna do that. kobalt's gonna do that? he said... i mean, kobalt said don't give people any ideas, so... probably shouldn't give people any ideas. it has to have happened, right? Search ↗
3431.360 it's a tremendous number of months, thank you again. it's a lot of months. it's a tremendous number. you know what's a real tremendous number? what? 69. no, i agree. i don't get it, why? what do you mean? why is it so tremendous? tremendous is latin for mutual orgasm. oh. yay. Search ↗
4634.020 don't forget about the game of the year edition that came out last month. you mean the black edition? wow. he used to call those things things. it's coming back out. yeah, i know right? oh! ryan, that would have been friggin' nasty if you were able to do that. what would have been so good? would have been pretty nasty. are you kidding me? no, no. that was quite true. Search ↗
4864.380 what makes you so dusty? you can indeed design your spouse in that game. oh yeah, i might do shrek if shrek's possible, sure. can you make the skin color green? i don't think so. but it might be possible. what about like, horns for ears? you can make big ears, i don't think you can make horns. jackie the fetus is playing with us. yup. better with four. which one is like senpai baby? that's matus. that's always matus' look. yeah, he's winking! it's me. Search ↗
6842.500 you're gonna play cue ball? i don't know, we'll play like all ball. all ball. how do we... can we just cue for it or what even happens? i don't know, let's see if i can make a room. 1000 deluge coins is 13 us cents. yeah, i bet the taxi driver never even redeemed it. that's probably true. he's got like a bitcoin wallet he doesn't even know about. oh yeah, i could put on uh... you could put on underwear. Search ↗
6973.960 i woke up at like 3am because kate was watching bear's t shirt ad with the sound all the way up. right next to me. what is this lady doing? why'd she do that? i don't know! she wanna wake you up? i think that might have been it. i was resentful temporarily though. how many times should i invent bear or, invent bear invite bear? like hundreds if you want. okay. i'll do two. what is kate says don't even? why don't you offer something in your own defense, kate? Search ↗
7085.340 veg kim and then sidney crosby ball sized large. wait boost keeps going up. yeah, boost charges wait, i do stuff recharging now. oh wait. no, it just takes a second to start again. oh man there's like the gravity really is quite low. i don't know. what is this like moon gravity or some shit? i'm just kidding. i'm stuck in the air forever like my my car is just unruly slow got it. oh, yeah Search ↗
7157.040 just gonna float down gently. yeah, i'm gonna be in the air for a bit. and now go back to 720p. that's actually probably a good idea. in 1080 it's probably, the bit rate's a little too low. alright, you guys handle this for a sec. i'll be right back. alright. good luck. don't let us get scored on. do you want to see my beach bowl? alright, i'm back. senor sassy bottom. i expect to see some high flying goals here. there's gonna be no flying goals. Search ↗
7451.540 good fuck. i don't mind fighting these guys. let's do it rotary match. it's it the same moon gravity again i don't know or accident that we're there a second game playing it there. i tell me i had to play demand you'd hit to me we're gonna see pinball ball size small bouncing is high wait below that sounds good so wait this is a ball this is a this is a this is the opposite kind of what we just had wait. yeah, this is foosball. oh Search ↗
8009.100 oh, i guess i meant a pyramid, not a triangle. sorry. yeah, a triangle would be like air hockey puck or something. it'd be pretty dope though. maybe they'll come out with that in hockey. i hope so. they don't score on us again. missed it. nice! broke out. oh my god! that's great. this replay is just gonna be like me going around in circles. hey, thank you godmode and able just made 12 months! here's number two. full year! let's do ditto dance, please, for godmode and able. Search ↗
8226.740 i don't care about my rank, i just wanna... ooh! godmode underscore enabled! up, down, all around. welcome to j's med town. thank you much for that subscription. raise some suds for your buds and raise some rock yahas in chat. yaaaah! don't do that. i did a quiet one for you so it didn't hurt. it still hurts. hurts even more when it's like... sultry. does it really? yeah. you'd rather i blast right into it? i'd rather just... we're gonna ask that question. blast it? Search ↗
9205.940 makes me so sad. it's probably beneficial in this mode. it just goes fast the whole time. i don't buy that for a fucking second. yep, that was cool right there. no problem. oh, kill me. i hate this. i hate this even more than you do. no you don't. i hate you more than you make this. what was that noise? it was like boozalas in the back or something. that's why boozalas is a zela impression. yeah, that was pretty good. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

268.600 all yara and teth for perthro. so good. i got spoiled, man. when we unlocked the other stuff, i was like, what is this shit? i don't want the all jizz. yeah, i don't want the one that gives me a minute of invincibility. that's actually the worst rune that we've got unlocked right now. one day. i think i'm just gonna have to do it. i mean, that's obvious i'm gonna have to do it, but i think i just have to do it the old fashioned way unless i wanted to leave my whole save. Search ↗
408.960 you can't even use shields, can you? like it doesn't protect the heart, does it? it just protects your body which is already invincible. yeah, i don't know, i didn't get trinity shield but i know that you can... some beams you can block but some beams you can't, it seems like. i meant like stuff that covers your body with an orb or like an orb, you know? i actually, i don't know about that. i actually had to do it like four times to get it done and i one shotted every other challenge including brains. Search ↗
498.140 incoming so i don't want to spoil it but i i pretty much managed to scum my way out of the speed challenge in a way that i think people will actually be pretty pleased with another one that's really annoying was um oh i think it was oh nonce no actually maybe it was the guardian where i had placenta so i was like well i was like on the room before the mom's heart fight i'm like i could just sit here for 45 minutes and wait for my hp to regen how'd you do with the coin one Search ↗
1183.400 it's amazing. what is the host, dude? does that guard me from bombs? i don't know. guys, i still don't know what this item does. yeah, it's explosion damage. doesn't hurt you anymore. yeah. okay, well that's pretty freaking sweet. yeah, it's not bad. take that. i kept waiting for it to pop up the first time i found it. yeah, same here. i was like, okay, you know, we've had our fun, but when does this shit pop up? i'm ready. it's like those little tentacles that never do anything, but you expect them to. but holding still pays, man. like, come on. Search ↗
1901.680 okay, guys, i have the accuracy item that makes it my shots do more damage fight and accurate with them. i don't even know how that works when i'm like shooting every direction shiny zebra, thank you for this subscription as well. i'm fighting the hush with this weird run seems kind of good. wait, it's because i rerolled myself. so small rock and spawn again i didn't know it knows how to do that Search ↗
2038.740 i feel like almost more often than not now i run into either a d100 or a d4. so it's like most runs are so freaking amorphous. yeah, no, i agree with you on that one. actually on this one, i d4 or d100ed an item room into the d4, d4'd and then pick up the d100 again. nice. he's getting a little out of control on the rerolls. this is such a weird run. i don't do any damage, but my tears look so cool. Search ↗
2109.680 that because people are like do a greed mode eden and i'm like i don't even know if that would count on our street guys if we like mix it up. i'm not an enormous fan of this run but i gotta admit shooting out like eight butt bombs at the same time is actually really nice like whatever the hush creates just dies to the area of effect damage death touch Search ↗
2141.260 uh, what do you mean? what's new about it? have you not seen the new animation for it? i've seen it like it seems to rotate much more slowly. yeah, i don't like it oh, i don't even think i noticed i thought it was like a synergy with another item i had but i guess maybe it's just a new animation i don't know. i feel like gives it a more this more heft like now it's like oh shit these are like really spinning around here Search ↗
2167.020 i'm actually gonna die on the hush fight. don't do it with 12 hp don't do it. no, i have a respawn there we go. yeah now we got a tiny planet build. yeah no lather us. oh you just mentioned that and there's that such i lived i Search ↗
2320.340 now i shoot lasers from every orifice. i love that just keep rolling just to stack transformations like i'm an angel steven babyface like craziness, i love when you get the angel angel transformation you get the blank face. it's creepy. oh well, that freaking tumor shows up though and ruins your fun. yeah, do i try to fight isaac like this? oh, it seems a little spooky. are you spooked over there? i'm a little spooked. i don't have any hp man. no balls. oh Search ↗
2620.020 does this a guppeth make? no? awwww. oh, continuum! yeah! that's a pretty cool idea by the way, i like continuum. it's really i like it a lot too. it's a good item. throw in some lump of coal with it? like, what could you ask for more than that? i know, it looks like a meteor shower sometimes when you have it. don't reroll, you've breakfasted yourself. i thought they made it unbreakfastable. that's what they said they were gonna do, i don't think they did it though. Search ↗
2789.560 because i can destroy anything right now. i was just hoping to get dad's key, but i don't think it's gonna happen. i have at least four transformations. where's the boss? that way i can go do more rerolls after i kill it. usually it's in a room with a skull on the map. oh, okay. i don't want to roll it guys, it looks awesome! please! it's alright, we'll just get one more reroll and reroll our four items into four different items. this is fine, we're fine. i don't want the ludo. ludo's sticky bomb shots was like... Search ↗
3178.420 are you done, cobo? i'm gonna forget me now and then kill the boss one more time and then... yeah, that's what i'm on to. you guys do that and i will hang out. have a nice little jer rune for it. it's just proof that the d100 is the best, man. depends how long you have. sometimes you get it at the last minute and not so good then. chat, you don't want me to do the speed challenge? because if i show you my challenges, tab, you're gonna be mad. Search ↗
3466.760 hacker shore is goddamn delicious. i don't drink, but i'll make satisfied noises anyway. mmm, yes. i'm not gonna do a speedrun, cobalt's gonna be done in 11 seconds. i am done. he's done already, alright, we're gonna run some ads. you missed my speedrun. you're gonna run some, or we're gonna run some ads, then we'll be back in three minutes to play some duck game. see you soon. yo chat, remind me to go back and finish this run later, because it's really good. Search ↗
4363.540 yeah, hallie96, thank you for your subscription as well. that is an awful idea for a level and i love it. why don't you throw little boxes in the house? oh god, you can do whatever you want. run away, run away, run away. wow. oh, this is intense. chain gun versus nick's web gun. let's be honest, how is this gonna end? that's how it's gonna end. right there. wow! Search ↗
4464.460 i feel like i have a cap gun. pretty weird. wow, that radius! oh crap! what are you trying to do?! no! he zaned his soda. thanks for the resub as well. oh! damn it, i thought i could jump over that. alright. oh wow, the destruction. i should have died back better. i don't think so. Search ↗
4502.000 i like how the turkeys are turning around. whoops! there's like three turkeys just sitting right there. no point on that? nah, i killed myself too fast. dude, dude. yeah, i like to do well, kat, so i try to focus a little bit. what?! there it is. mallard attack. oh, here we go. good luck. this is the mind game level. don't you do it! oh no, i went for it! Search ↗
5192.180 i just looped right on that. that happens a lot actually. my whole idea was just go up so we can't see the trajectory of the grenade launcher. i hate this level just for the record. yeah, i actually really don't like this level. i wish i could get rid of it. it's not mine. i'm coming for you. no, you burned me! burned everyone. what? shit. we got to play this thanksgiving guys. actually canadians have a different one than we do, don't they? mm hmm. Search ↗
5250.100 alright, don't do that. i didn't really think about what that means. how did i die there? how did you die? i got a flower! oh wow! kill you! that's like pulp fiction shit. alright, i got a rusty trombone for you, friends. oh no, what?! duck! duck! that was actually amazing. yeah, that has no ammo in it, buddy. those shoes, man! Search ↗
5282.840 they look like sanic shoes, they act like mario. the shoe glues has gotta be the shoes. oh i didn't do it correctly. yeah that's, come on back. throw my chainsaw at you? yes i did. turdooken. oh no! oh no! oh i'm your friend! goodbye! he went to go save you don't worry. Search ↗
5332.320 that was a meat. oh that's bad! okay, just lick the wind, thread the needle. don't lick the wind or thread the needle. why are you gonna lick the wind? that one was kinda close. what are those?! exactly true. no! no! no! what's your name? how did i do it?! i'm loaded up there somewhere. that was fun. oh no. i like this. oh! he got me on the jump! Search ↗
5664.400 back to form. whoa! okay. what a disaster. alright, somebody's getting tombstoned right now. oh, don't do it. don't do me! oh no! oh no! don't do me! oh, you you're gonna slip and you're gonna get tombstoned. there it is! oh! oh no! i slipped! bananas! no! where'd that come from? out of the center question mark block. uh uh. Search ↗
6013.520 i have no idea what's going on. yeah, it's very very confusing. i like that laugh, can you do that again? got a dirt bike. stuff right there. there's something good in it. i'm gonna put a rock in it. i'm gonna put my balls in it. don't put your balls in it! oh, okay. there we go. Search ↗
6443.880 at the pool? what?! i don't know, i'm happy though. that was divine intervention. dang it. i got ducks on my left, ducks on my right. dancing a duck and i do it all night. yeah. triple kill. oh, duck farts. would have been sweet if you could shoot through the bullet hole that he made in the box. yeah, that would be awesome. Search ↗
6805.180 oh, nice phase! whoa, whoa, whoa! okay. i did not even see the net fire. okay. um, fuck off. fuck off. let's go, kobalt. oh, fuck off. did you just throw the controller down? i put it down gently. i accidentally threw the sword the wrong direction, hit the spring and killed me. i like the strategy that you're employing here. no, don't do it, kobalt. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

135.320 that's a joke. i'm aware. she's a lady dude you that is like the second oldest joke on the internet makes it like dancing baby done and before but or done whatever the real player format is um yeah, it's a rtf or i don't know it still gets people on a regular basis whenever someone on the show makes a joke like well you know zelda's the girl or sorry zelda's the boy and links the girls so people are like wow how do you not know this yet? oh my god this is Search ↗
691.500 but i know the game likes to be a bit of a tease with that lately so no guarantees. i haven't really been becoming guppy that much either. probably a better thing honestly, we get it every time before. i like how there's more transformations in the game, but like kind of all of them are meaningless still except for guppy. like everybody wanted more transformations and they're like okay we did it, but they don't do anything. this one puts a mushroom on your head. Search ↗
717.060 yeah, they're really nice behind you relatively inconsequential i think the big difference though is the fact that they stack because since there are only two in total it didn't really matter if they stack because obviously the guppy effect is the only one you care about now you've got a ton of them so they've got to think about what if these were to all synergize? and i don't know what other way you could really approach the situation because they have to be able to stack right you can't be like well which do i pick where is it just means the last one you had the fact that they do very little i? Search ↗
745.020 seems to mean that them stacking doesn't really matter that much i guess. because even when you re roll like 20 times you end up with four or five transformations you don't really feel like you're overpowered based on only the transformations. that's true. you do get the ability to fly. right, which is very helpful. yeah, it's useful. and now that the tumor apparently works properly i think it could be a lot better. i still think it's kind of bad. oh yeah? like, i mean, i don't know if it's actually worse but i think it's like not Search ↗
877.360 lost holding holy mantle seems to eliminate the point of the lost right i mean yeah, but also maybe they don't care now that's one of those things that i think is like a philosophical like it's an intellectual debate that i without being dismissive i just have like no patience for it it's like do you want you want the trophy for the lost being done, and you did it when it's hard like congratulations i did what do you want to want to have like another character? that's actually like semi viable and unique i Search ↗
992.860 why just now did they add that achievement in the other day or something? i don't know. you know how it is. yeah, i really do. shit gets added all the time. probably added it back on october 9th and nobody noticed. i don't know. i feel like anything that makes the loss more fun is good without like completely compromising the point of the character. oh yeah, that's good enough. Search ↗
1025.540 it's funny looking at sort of the retrospective of the situation because i remember when i first found out loss was even a thing at all i was like well, i'll never do that. that sounds like a nightmare. i'm not interested in ever participating in that eventually like well, it's still there. i still haven't done it so i guess i just have to do it now and you know, i feel like i got a lot better at the game for having put myself through it it was a bit of an ordeal though. i don't know sometimes i love the isaac community but sometimes i do find it a little bit like Search ↗
1054.360 you know, they don't know what they want sometimes. so i get that that's just a reality of a community that has like hundreds of thousands of players in it. but, um... i kinda like, you know, do you want the loss to be hard? because like when the loss was impossible, everybody on the subreddit was like, or it seemed like everybody on the subreddit at least, was like, the loss is bad game design, i hate it! and then, you know, they're like, well, what if we get the loss to holy mantle? and people are like, too easy! you know? like, what do you think, we're babies? i already did the challenge. they're like, well... Search ↗
1109.640 mean, i don't know. i liked it a loss before i think holy mantle is a positive change yeah, if that's what he's gonna happen. this is all conjecture. yeah, this is all conjecture i just say it's the the game design thing where it's like no matter what you do a certain subset of the community is gonna be very mad at you. i Search ↗
1172.200 the ultimate end to most of these discussions should really be, in my opinion, just like let the game developers do what they think is in the best interest of the game. if you disagree, you disagree, but you know, it's their game, you play it or you don't play it. it's pretty much where i come at it, but it happens. and also like, the vast majority of what's here is fun. we're just nitpicking 1% of the issue. Search ↗
1370.540 in my opinion. there were quite a few things that were just instantly hitting it without me having an option. i mean the hands falling on top of you can't really do anything about that. any enemy that teleports on top of it is just like you can't do anything about it. and the accuracy of every enemy, it just amazes me. i mean i guess you're always dodging in the normal game and this thing simply just stands there and takes it. and i know that's pretty much the point but i don't feel like i'm capable of blocking the majority of that stuff even if i'm trying my best. Search ↗
1513.460 just gotta rush that room. what do you need, like 30 minutes? yeah. that's the hush criteria? if you can tell me where the rooms are, the boss rooms are for the womb, that would be awesome, but i don't expect you have to remember. maybe like top right if i remember? why am i not just using a cast card? oh, i just missed. cool. whatever. i better not miss. i'm gonna freaking implant myself in the hush when i get to it. maggie, do you need anything else? no, just hush and mega satan, so we'll take polaroid. Search ↗
1542.100 top right, okay. oh yeah, apparently the the final fight on the blue bomber challenge is hard because satan is immune to explosions or something or no yes, there's several things that are the feet are immune or something. i don't remember that sounds right to me yeah, the feet onan streak i agree onan streak is easy because of the fact that your tears do so much damage and are huge but it is difficult Search ↗
1670.180 yeah, chaos card is only supposed to do half damage against bosses. and also every time you use it, it takes away one eden token for some reason. oh no! we should probably iterate. we're joking. these are not real things. no, no. i have no knowledge of them doing anything to chaos card. if tyrell owen's gonna blame me for everything that people don't like about afterbirth anyway, then we might as well come up with bullshit like this. Search ↗
2006.640 i don't know, what, what, maybe i'll try to knock out a greed mode run? i'm on cathedral so i can't be too far behind, so yeah, that's probably fine. might as well fill like 20 minutes though. i'll just do like eyes of greed mode. i've already done the nuclear throne daily today, okay? it's gonna be up on youtube soon, never fear. oh, it's a good choice. guys said no pumble wants coin, you can stop now, i know. Search ↗
2035.320 you're not gonna stop though, are you? that's the new like... i don't even know what were the earlier eyes of memes. i just took his coin. oh god. oh lord. what have i done? oh he evolves! it would be great if he hurt you. also why do i still have bumbo on my green mode run? bumbo has persisted. what? oh that's very odd. bumbo. okay what if your eden's blessing carries forward as long as you keep winning? could that be? oh my god that would be hilarious. Search ↗
2411.240 yeah, i know you like that. pardon me? double your bumbo, will the doubled one also level at the same rate as the first one if you keep feeding it? or do you have to feed them both individually? i don't know. i don't know, man. so having a little army of bumbos walking around could be kinda awesome. yeah, i mean it seems like really strong. bumbo also just keeps pooping bombs out occasionally, which is like pretty sweet because i have pyromaniac. yeah, he thinks he's helping, he might not be helping depending on the situation. Search ↗
2574.340 think about it, isaac, now. do the golden hearts count for any extra hp in any way? i believe when you get hit, you lose the heart container underneath it as well. like, you don't lose the container, but you lose what it was filled with. so it was just kind of transparently there. it wasn't actually anything. i think so. yeah. i just thought... cobalt made a comment the other day that made me question that, and then i wanted to look into it more. i could be mistaken. i haven't had the golden heart that many times. me neither. no. half a dozen or something like that, but... Search ↗
3176.440 can you eat eden's blessing multiple times? huh. eh, why not? come on, step it up. i think the best you could do is maybe like, car battery diplopia eden's blessing? maybe? yeah, yeah, i guess that would be it. and i don't know if those two things even work together. that's where i'm coming from as well, i have no idea. oh, another guppy item! wonderful. i didn't want any spiders out of that, you dirty dog. blank card again? Search ↗
3226.180 there's no way to manipulate the game to get diplopia to show up more than once i would assume. ah, that's a... that's a... because then you try to diplopia the diplopia and then, well, i don't know what you do after that. i did, uh, i missed my chance for bff bumbo. i apologize. well, that's not necessarily true. it could come back if we reroll aggressively. we need the coins! we need bumbo to stop taking every single coin if we're gonna get it. that is not true. we need... there we go. we got 15 cents. bumbo, you can do whatever you want now. Search ↗
3613.400 bomb o. yeah. oh right, that's the next thing i've got to worry about is how i'm gonna get freaking 999 coins in that thing. that's gonna take a bit. now i am ready when you are. alright. i am... done. ooh, book of shadows. sweet, we're gonna be glad to play some speedrunners. don't go anywhere! see you soon. i can't see myself mounting this, nick. you know i'm gonna have to quote that. you do what you gotta do. you cannot diplopia diplopia. i just checked. damn. well, thank you for looking into it, stuart. Search ↗
3871.720 chad don't worry about the overlay okay? just let me beat the computer then i can play. nick you're thinking about cougars not wolves. no i know cougars are a thing too, wolves are also a thing. wait and now i'm afraid do i have to beat the tutorial? you might have to, apparently it's like a bigger patch. oh god damn it. how do i, how do i, do i just do play? Search ↗
3892.260 alright, i have beaten the tutorial. do i have to beat the tutorial? no, i think i'm good. what the cat, stop licking my hand! i'm trying to change the scene! that's not the scene, that's my ad that i did for my shirt! i bet it's tomo licking your hand. it's ryuka, he's fucking mad. stop licking my hand. why is he so mad? i don't know. he's a cat. you think i can speak to him? i can't speak to him. maybe you can. man, the computer sucks balls with this. yeah, they're like really bad. Search ↗
4482.680 daaahhh... cat! damn it. that's it. did you just extend leaping cat? look at my leaping cat. look at my weeping cat. it's like a doctor who enemy. i kind of don't want this game to have a level progression system. well, you're getting one. so enjoy it. it's also got pewdiepie! pewdiepie! you do have that sick pewdiepie emote, so... yeah, might as well use it. rock pewdie. Search ↗
4532.880 actually, did you guys notice the boxes are different too? the whole layout's different, man! how often do you guys play this? like once every six weeks maybe? we used to play it constantly. oh my god, this is so different! like i knew we played it a lot before, but you guys are talking about it as though you have like experience from two days ago. nah, no we don't. Search ↗

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