Quotes about “don't close the tab”
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either you drink the water and then throw it in the recycling bin at the gate or you don't get the water. you wait until you go to the... you wait until you get on the airplane and you give you a little cup instead. you could have had a crazy deck with the claws. close the tab and delete your negative review of this because you say it's unbalanced. megacrit literally intellectually mogs you, just so you know.
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either you drink the water and then throw it in the recycling bin at the gate or you don't get the water. you wait until you go to the... you wait until you get on the airplane and you give you a little cup instead. you could have had a crazy deck with the claws. close the tab and delete your negative review of this because you say it's unbalanced. megacrit literally intellectually mogs you.
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so they're going to throw up a skip. we're going to play 27 dresses and they're just going to probably close the tab because they don't know another movie that jonathan tucker's been in. they just gave up. they didn't even want to use their last lifeline. okay, well that's how you start a freaking video right there. i hope you've enjoyed sine too nerdal battles. we'll be back with another one at the very least, maybe two if i get more time today. but for now, thanks for watching. i'll see you next time. later.
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you wouldn't know shit about that. why not get takeout at the airport? smartest thing that kanye west ever said. don't close the tab! smartest thing that kanye west ever said. don't you hate when you get a water bottle on a flight and now you gotta babysit the water bottle the whole flight? i think about that every time i fly. i am not getting takeout at the restaurant and bringing it onto the airplane. why? because i got a five year old, a stroller,
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why not get takeout at the airport? smartest thing that kanye west ever said. don't close the tab! smartest thing that kanye west ever said. don't you hate when you get a water bottle on a flight and now you gotta babysit the water bottle the whole flight? i think about that every time i fly. i am not getting takeout at the restaurant and bringing it onto the airplane. why? because i got a five year old, a stroller,
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yeah, don't don't gank me bro. i'm here trying to gank dan not get ganked i'm trying to lurk in chat until he says ming li and then go here we go with the ming li stuff again would you say librarian too many people talking god? i hate being added in other people's chats about a super cut. it's i hear you man sometimes you'll just be out there someone will say something funny in a stream you'll type lull and then people will be like you should invite this guy to jackbox and i'm like, okay now i got to close the tab
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pull the shot? no, no, no. we don't need to burn that for... well, no, we don't have any... stop sending me chit chat messages! stop sending me chit chat messages even though i left the tab open! stop sending me messages! close. close. i said good day, sir. it's simple. put a fast... prepare a fast break, then draw your fast break. infinite spam. people hate this one trick. oh! oh! discard your opponent's assist. okay. don't mind if i do.
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have you been in the market for one day? you just gotta, you gotta close the tab, man. you gotta chill. when do we run on the banks? we, i can't say that we should. that actually, i think might be like a federal crime, but it would be so funny to just all take our money out of the bank at the same time. it would be, like, it would be such a good prank, man. you don't understand. i don't have your money. your money's tied up in stable coins right now. your money's being invested in the genius bill.
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like we're not even talking, it's not like a real thing. we're talking about a conversation on twitch and you're like, i can't handle it. what are you talking about? you could close the tab. that's one thing you could do. the other thing you could do is just like listen to the human experience that's coming out of my mouth and be like, at least be like, that's funny. you don't have to be like, that happens to me too if it doesn't happen to you. but you could at least be like, that's funny. all yours, bro. i'm sorry, i dumped it a little too hard in the corner. you got it. you got it, fella.
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don't even get me started on keckenheimer. when you go into a chat and they say something funny and then you try to type keck w but they don't have it so your autocomplete makes you drop a keckheimer so you just close the tab and go do something else. worst feeling in the world, man. don't even get me started on pogbones. pogbones is like...
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