Quotes about “don't close that tab”
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so they're going to throw up a skip. we're going to play 27 dresses and they're just going to probably close the tab because they don't know another movie that jonathan tucker's been in. they just gave up. they didn't even want to use their last lifeline. okay, well that's how you start a freaking video right there. i hope you've enjoyed sine too nerdal battles. we'll be back with another one at the very least, maybe two if i get more time today. but for now, thanks for watching. i'll see you next time. later.
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you wouldn't know shit about that. why not get takeout at the airport? smartest thing that kanye west ever said. don't close the tab! smartest thing that kanye west ever said. don't you hate when you get a water bottle on a flight and now you gotta babysit the water bottle the whole flight? i think about that every time i fly. i am not getting takeout at the restaurant and bringing it onto the airplane. why? because i got a five year old, a stroller,
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why not get takeout at the airport? smartest thing that kanye west ever said. don't close the tab! smartest thing that kanye west ever said. don't you hate when you get a water bottle on a flight and now you gotta babysit the water bottle the whole flight? i think about that every time i fly. i am not getting takeout at the restaurant and bringing it onto the airplane. why? because i got a five year old, a stroller,
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pull the shot? no, no, no. we don't need to burn that for... well, no, we don't have any... stop sending me chit chat messages! stop sending me chit chat messages even though i left the tab open! stop sending me messages! close. close. i said good day, sir. it's simple. put a fast... prepare a fast break, then draw your fast break. infinite spam. people hate this one trick. oh! oh! discard your opponent's assist. okay. don't mind if i do.
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have you been in the market for one day? you just gotta, you gotta close the tab, man. you gotta chill. when do we run on the banks? we, i can't say that we should. that actually, i think might be like a federal crime, but it would be so funny to just all take our money out of the bank at the same time. it would be, like, it would be such a good prank, man. you don't understand. i don't have your money. your money's tied up in stable coins right now. your money's being invested in the genius bill.
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like we're not even talking, it's not like a real thing. we're talking about a conversation on twitch and you're like, i can't handle it. what are you talking about? you could close the tab. that's one thing you could do. the other thing you could do is just like listen to the human experience that's coming out of my mouth and be like, at least be like, that's funny. you don't have to be like, that happens to me too if it doesn't happen to you. but you could at least be like, that's funny. all yours, bro. i'm sorry, i dumped it a little too hard in the corner. you got it. you got it, fella.
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your actions and words affect other people. you can't be like offended when you say something that offends other people. that's a double offense, bro. you don't understand. yeah, their opinion was spiteful too. it wasn't an opinion that was like, you know, a positive thing. it was basically like things were better four years ago. okay, buddy, get building the time machine. the rest of us were moving on with our life. you're in a position of power relative to the chatter? okay, then fucking close the tab, bitch.
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then i close my fucking tab and i've got najee harris staring me in the fucking face. like he's about to play cozzette in les miserables or something like that from earlier in the stream. i don't know if anne hathaway played cozzette. that honestly seems more like an amanda seyfried role. damn, i'm losing. i'm reading the description for les miserables. i didn't get this shit from the play at all. jean valjean is the main character? i thought cozzette was the main character. are you serious?
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tom holland. cherry tomato boys? fuck dude, why is he playing so fast? he's trying to... he wants to win trade. his lunch break is over? well then he should close the tab and give me some elo. martin. kate mara, huh? michael pena? observe and also report? i'm an observer, i don't report that much.
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2016.76
his lunch break is over? well then he should close the tab and give me some elo. you can literally leave? i don't want to leave. this is like my ideal experience in life, man. it's just two dudes, presumably, knowing my demographics, just saying, remember this movie? and i'm going, yeah dude, and fucking, oh and thomas hayden church is in that shit. yeah, remember that then topher grace was eddie brock. did you ever see that movie he did, in good company, with dennis quaid? yeah, yeah, that one was pretty good, man.
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