Quotes about “don't buy the mushroom”
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498.80
maybe they could get a mushroom in it, and maybe that could give me a pill? sure, broken magnet. it kinda works. as for the rest of the items in the shop, i'm not totally sure, you know? i could buy mom's purse, i could buy bogo bombs, i think i'd be happy with either of those. but sincerely, i don't really see too much impetus immediately for buying either of them. i don't love this. i don't love this very much at all.
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232.96
oh well though. ah, we got a spiritar for free. that's pretty good. i'm not gonna buy the other one. i don't think we need it. yeah, i'm very happy with the way this run is going so far. halo of flies and the ability to fly, great defensive items. skinnyod, mushroom, squeezy, and the pentagram give us incredible offensive potential. and we're only like two floors deep, so i think it only gets better from here, which is great.
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1626.42
would you like to buy a mushroom or a pair of mushroom pliers? first off you seen any jelly beans. i uh yeah, i had some jelly beans recently. i don't quite remember though oh, they were in my lounge. where's your lounge? i don't quite remember it's only there part of the time anyway what haha i don't know would you like to buy a mushroom? no? thanks um i mean i do but what i'm actually gonna do is i
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1391.58
stop taking my coins you jerkwads! okay, i could buy an item. golden mushroom is pretty good. that's pretty decent. i think i'm only gonna buy a regular mushroom though, because i want to save some coins. yeah, you should. yeah. i buy too much when i play mario party. big spender! the thing is it would be awesome if i could buy like the genie, but they never have the magic lamp in these early levels. so... ah, i love bumper balls. shell shocked, i don't even remember, but i'm sure we played it.
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2421.800
look at this, easy to please man. any chance you want some edamame? i bought all this edamame but i don't feed it to anybody. same thing with the mushroom. by the way, did you guys buy the fucking $75
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2449.400
maitakane fukikitaru mushroom that was in the shop like two days ago. i bought four of them. that shit was like $300. i fed it to my original four islanders. nobody gave a shit about it at all. nobody gave a fuck about it, man. we don't all get the same shop. save your money! do not buy the $75 maitakatake fukikitaru mushroom, okay? it's not worth it. nah, man. someone's going to kyoto. in three more wishes.
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218.74
i don't know, doesn't he? he's asking. he's curious. he's just asking. you could be a buy sub! you could be a buy sub. probably. i'm assuming. he's right. he's right. i've learned a lot recently. i think he's right with the mushroom, by the way. you better buy the lever. i'm not buying the lever. i don't get coins. apollo should have bought the lever. he usually wins the mini games and gets coins. i need to keep my purchases low. i've operated on a little bit of a delay.
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2168.880
i was thinking because marco rubio was like, the board is always the same. i didn't know if it was the star or whatever thingy. oh, you didn't even use your mushroom, but you got rewarded for it. stop fucking crashing out, man. i can't buy it. does it switch though? oh, you don't have money. yeah, you still switch it on me. that's fair. i didn't realize. marco rubio was like, we're going to find everybody who said not nice things and we're not going to let them into the us. and i was like, can somebody tell justin?
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962.26
i need a key to the basement. do you sell incense? it is my job to buy and sell things. the fan club badge of tea, the galactic artist. i don't buy. the mushroom guidebook, don't buy. too expensive. peacock hair, don't buy. cat cat, don't buy. can i buy this? i'm looking to buy plants, please.
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1859.90
uh huh, uh huh. i like it. kc and the sunshine band. you need that. i don't have 14 stats though. our stamina usage is low. we freeze you. we buy you and start backpack battle. poison. poison goobert. mushroom goobert. i think we're going sicko mode. you're right. the amulet should be next to the knife.
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1178.16
tears ups are basically the same effect as skinny odd mushroom except minus the damage downgrade. credit card. okay, so we're gonna get a deal with the devil and this is gonna be very nice for us. we could use credit card on the shop, but i don't really want to use credit card on the shop. we have money. what we lack is hp. i think this is a rerollable shop to be honest with you. i will buy this just to make sure it doesn't show up again. the only thing we're losing out on in this situation is money, so who cares? then we got bogo bombs. basically, it wasn't for free, but we'd already paid for it, you know?
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