Quotes about “dog uber”
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I was wrong about squads mode (Fall Guys)
- 480.28 so she was like, so for at least like the next two weeks try not to eat any food that's too spicy and try not to eat any food that's too greasy. and i couldn't break the news to her that i had just uber eats two hot dogs and an order of french fries. oh my gosh. right like a minute before the call came in i'm like yeah i can really go for like a hot dog right now. dude yeah you gotta grease it up. Search ↗
they killed colonel mustard - Bits and Banter [08/03/2022]
- 919.38 but then also the vet bills and like the food and the like you could have like a part time job just to pay for the dog especially the vet no wonder she doesn't have time for the dog she's got she's driving for uber eats man she works 20 oh there you go okay however after a couple of months she got busier at school and work she's a sophomore in high school and works part time at a fast food chain she works 25 to 30 hours a week and spends at least two hours on homework every night holy cow man Search ↗
AITA for not letting my mom use my PC (React Court)
- 330.96 but then also the vet bills and like the food and the... like you could have like a part time job just to pay for the dog. especially the vet. no wonder she doesn't have time for the dog. she's got it, she's driving for uber eats man. she works 20... oh there you go, okay. however after a couple of months she got busier at school and worked. she's a sophomore in high school and works part time at a fast food chain. she works 25 to 30 hours a week and spends at least two hours on homework every night. holy cow man! Search ↗
some people won_t see heaven - Bits and Banter _12_13_2023_
- 4148.06 shit predated wishbone by like eight years motherfucker. also, you're gonna really really be on your high horse about wishbone. it's not like wishbone was writing fucking the adventures of tom sawyer and huckleberry finn. they just told the story and had a dog be like huckleberry finn, okay? it's not like it's high art. it's a little bit ridiculous that you would insult ghostwriter by comparing it to something like wishbone. not to insult wishbone itself. you're the one who threw the first stone though. ryan, did you tip your uber mcdonald's driver yesterday? oh my god. Search ↗
who could it be - Bits and Banter [03⧸04⧸2026]
- 4952.980 it was in that part of the stand up special where you see the stand up like get out of the uber. yeah. and then go to the back door, not the front door. dapping his friends up off the offsides of the stage. check this shit out. i brought up the xbox controller tech to a friend and he went pale. and after i found out it was because one time he'd done it, his dog ran into the room and nuzzled him. and when he stopped. yes. we stopped and patted the dog on chat, scrolled away. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! (March 8th, 2020)
- 31.46 you eating something over there? what happened there? yo, we got poutine today boys. oh! a rare canadian delicacy. did you uber eats it? i did. speaking of which, we're joined by a dumb dog. ah, hi. hello. get it? i get it. you know what? i've been working on a bit lately, but i have to admit it's a huge first world problem. and i'm sure you can relate to this. when my uber eats driver texts me, he's outside. Search ↗
Gig - The Binding of Isaac： AFTERBIRTH+ - Northernlion Plays - Episode 1799
- 2329.14 75 million dollars for your new hot dog panini press invention and then you go, we're selling the company, i retire and then you become an angel investor. if i could just skip that first step and just like be one of those guys who's like hey i was an early investor in uber, like that's kind of like my dream job. anytime i see someone's twitter profile and it's like i was an early investor in lyft, i'm like how do i get into that dude? that sounds like a sick gig. Search ↗
i burnt my eggs - Bits and Banter [08/14/2023]
- 113.74 except one time he used his signal light and then he left it on for like five minutes straight. and i swear to you, we drove past a sign that said like, welcome to disney world. and we were going like, you know, 60 miles an hour, 65 miles an hour. he was like, do you guys want to stop real quick and get a picture? like we're on the freeway, dog. what do you mean you want to stop and get a picture? we were like, ha ha ha, that's okay. got out of the car. i said it was the craziest uber drive i've ever had in my life. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [April 17th, 2019] (1⧸2)
- 4013.88 i'm just living with big picture mode. my whole life is big picture mode, dude. oh, all these guys are lost. oh, you have to be speedrunner. there's so many characters, holy shit. is there a dog? oh, there's a youtuber pack. oh, these are all youtubers. they have markiplier, they have jesse cox, uber hack sornova, and peanut butter gamer. just waiting for a friend to join? Search ↗
- 7081.08 we still use uber in the us, because like, i mean, come on. i use lyft, dog. well, it's same as we use lyft as well, but it's just cheaper and better than a tennessee, unfortunately. no. dude, i feel comfortable right now. i think i'm going to, like, even though it's a tiny screen, i got 100% confidence in myself. that seems fair. the music stopped. it's just got lower. nobody's ever gone this far. this is very intense. robert. i'm trying. Search ↗