Quotes about “do the people that fly first class know”
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2465.84
like when was the last time you were on an airplane, bro? they do front to back on the plane? no, they do first class military people with small children and then in economy they do back to front. they do front to back. you guys gotta fly with air canada, star alliance's number one north american carrier for 11 years running. also, i know this is kind of, it flies, pun unintended unfortunately, in the face of the way that i normally talk.
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3463.160
i want to know the flight status of people who complain about flying. the el dlguiga, first off, money spread. money spread me right now. secondly, you can't do that. that's problematic. they're going to get you in the class wars. thirdly, as somebody who has recently had the world... okay, like we don't fly first class, but someone who's had the world of the airport lounges opened up to me, they're selling you a yarn, man. ain't nothing going on in those fucking lounges unless you're an alcoholic.
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4506.680
it's like jay z said, man. i'm not a businessman. i'm a business, man. when you're your own boss, it feels like bad as fuck when your boss pays for you to fly first class. you're like, damn, that's my money, bitch. put me in seat fucking 41k. i don't give a fuck. put me next to the shitter. i do not care. i already told you. and people get mad at me because i know the reason they get mad at me is because it's insane. but the reason that i think they get mad at me is because i'm winning.
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