Quotes about “distracted driver”
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2233.26
on the other hand, the distracted driver is helping... well, never mind. that seems more apt. how big is the house? it's 35 square feet. i spent most of our liquid on the decommissioned boeing 727. i thought the avi... really was bullish on the aviation sector heading into 2020. turns out it fucking sucked. it was a very bad idea. backwards shell in tenth place. you live by the sword, you die by the sword.
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475.62
so that they're not like, you know, walking during the no walk signal on busy streets and stuff like that so that they're not getting clipped by bicyclists by walking in the bike lane when they're not paying attention. they're just looking at their phone. and then someone replied and said, i know it's crazy to me that every once in a while, i'll see someone waiting at a stoplight with their toes over the sidewalk, like not paying attention. all it takes is like one distracted driver to
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3077.88
i've watched home alone 30 times and i've never noticed that. you know what else i noticed? is that joe pesci is really like a shit driver in that movie. he almost runs over macaulay culkin. there's no traffic on the street and no other pedestrians. how does that happen? i get that it's the 1990s, like people were just kind of like, you know, crashing their car into stuff, but he's talking to marv. i know part of being a good driver is not being so easily distracted, mr. pesci. they did already make a
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1372.08
ooh, a man came up and he punched me. i don't know, that's probably the weirdest thing that'll happen here tonight. only it isn't. and while the police are distracted with that, i come around the back of the hotel, where they least expect it. ooh, we in the shed, boys. 33 seconds remaining. hey, i'm just a delivery driver, no problems here. hey, just another day at the office.
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1842.04
but if i was a distracted driver, playing racing games while looking at twitch chat occasionally would illustrate the importance of always being focused on the road in front of you. because a quarter of a second glance feels like no time at all. then when you look back at the road, the picture of the conditions of the road has completely changed in that small amount of time and you're like, ahhh! but i've kind of become like a perfect driver. i've kind of become like the greatest to ever do it.
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731.64
let's hook this bad boy up right there. if you ever like thought that you were a better distracted driver than average, like i hope that this is like a wake up call. this is why you don't text and drive. this is why you don't uh, i don't know. sometimes like i'll be... you in neutral you piece of shit.
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2614.44
i've watched home alone 30 times and i've never noticed that. you know what else i noticed? is that joe pesci is really like a shit driver in that movie. he almost runs over macaulay culkin. there's no traffic on the street and no other pedestrians. how does that happen? i get that it's the 1990s, like people were just kind of like, you know, crashing their car into stuff, but he's talking to marv. i know part of being a good driver is not being so easily distracted, mr. pesci.
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but he was like, alright kids, we're going to the dump! and then he was like going to the dump and he got distracted while he was driving and like, you know, almost cut somebody off or something and his kids were like making fun of him for not being a good driver. and i was like, man, that's like, a, that's too real. but then when they got to the dump, he was throwing out like his old kids drawings, or his kids old drawings i should say. and uh,
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2066.54
willfully distracted driving. why are you looking at your phone for anyway? like if the only even semi valid option is directions i'm not gonna let you off the hook. you should have handled that before you left but simultaneously like that's the only one i get if you're looking at twitter, please god just shred your driver's license or a cell phone whichever one means less to you, however, i
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1294.14
you know, you're one distracted driver away from becoming like a meatball. okay, they did try a two tiered city in final fantasy vii. it didn't work out well, but that's because the people on the bottom got jealous and fucking blew up the spire holding up the top, okay? so as long as we just like, if they could just chill, then it could work for everybody, i think.
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