Quotes about “dirty laundry”
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it's a hamper that hangs up like on a coat hanger or something like that on your bathroom door your laundry room door you fill it from the top and you pull dirty clothes out from the bottom i you lost me so how you your favorite shirt ends up on the bottom of the hamper so when you do laundry you pull from the bottom so your favorite clothes get washed first but
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259.18
so i'm not there for your... you're not the target audience. i'm not the target audience. what if my hamper is my floor? i do laundry once i have literally no more clothes to wear. in a way, you've actually solved the problem. right off the bat. so like, i can't really be mad at you. even though i am, because i really want this to be my ticket out of the streaming industry. but... it just seemed to me, i was like, this is a no brainer. why would you want your dirty clothes to be on the bottom? or your favorite clothes to be on the bottom? you want them to be on the top.
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some dirty clothes on the side of the bed so now the ne i won't even notice where it is for like three or four days and i'll pick it up to do some laundry and all of a sudden i hear like a little rattling around. i miss that man. i miss i miss having a little rope that connected my headphones to the device so i wouldn't lose them. i guess i could just i guess i could just put a string between two wireless earbuds. to be honest, i don't know.
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701.36
for now until you get a star don't do it the laundry detergent guess what? i put all these coins in my butt. they're dirty minus eight. oh my goodness. oh, oh, whoa hey, that's a good rule. i live with it. oh, never mind. it's a terrible rule you get eaten by the chain shop
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4988.74
what's a laundry list? that's a great question. that is a great question! i've never had a laundry list. i don't know what that means! no one's ever written a list. you don't need to list what your laundry is, it's just dirty clothes. oh, i know what it is. when you go to the dry cleaner, you need your list of shit that you're picking up. maybe? yeah, i mean, when do you take more than one thing to the dry cleaner?
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most apartments are designed for you to always carry a little bit of laundry debt. your closet won't have enough room for all your clothes. you need to store some excess dirty clothes in the hamper in order for everything to function appropriately. it's like how sometimes a company needs to take on debt to be efficient.
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name something that, to a slob, belongs on the floor. garbage. clothes. i mean, that's everything, i guess. clothes slash laundry number 176. let's go. wow. nick, name something that, to a slob, belongs on the floor. the, uh, the clothing. all the extra clothing. oh, you just said that, right? i was looking at the podracer, huh? okay, uh... huh? uh, let's say, uh, dirty dishes.
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9743.92
i don't know what it's called, but i saw the ad on tv. you just drop off a bunch of dirty underwear at somebody's house. they'll do the laundry, drop it out of your apartment later. that sounds pretty good. that's too far for me. that's a road, dude. that is a road. oh, it's one of these. yeah, because like, i mean, i don't know, if i'm renting out my car to be a taxi, i'm probably riding in that bitch because i don't, you know, that seems like an easy way to get your car stolen is all i'm saying. no, but then you can't have a fleet.
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i think carrie's the least annoying. bro, carrie, she's a gossip. i get that she's a writer. that's probably your argument is like, oh, she's a professional writer. i don't want to hang out with carrie. you'd be telling her some shit like, don't tell anybody. all of a sudden you open up like glamour magazine or something. guess what? there's my fucking dirty laundry being aired the fuck out and all of a sudden i'm getting slimed. no, thank you, man. and then samantha, i don't know, like,
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and i'm just like, i think i raised my daughter well. cause she should be concerned if her clothes are gonna get dirty or not cause she should not get her clothes dirty, you know what i mean? like, you don't want... i think that's very culturally sense, baby. and then she's like, no, you gotta put her in cheap clothes, let her tumble around in the dirt and mud, and just get her all dirty up and she should not matter. lady wants to do my laundry if that's important.
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278.54
a literal mountain of clothes to get to my washer and dryer to do a load of clothes. so they had stuff in the dryer, literally pulled it out and just left it on the bathroom floor? no, they're all dirty. why would they just leave dirty clothes on the floor? good question, but like it's i couldn't see the floor. i couldn't see the floor of the laundry room. maybe they're hoarders. no, they just don't. they're just lazy. but i like like i don't get it.
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like how do you, how do you, like you picked up the dirty clothes from somewhere. uh huh. and then you brought them to the laundry area. yes. and then just left them there? and just left them there? i bet you that they did that and then did one load and went that's good enough. and then did that six more times until there was a mountain of clothes.
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