Quotes about “dinged on my dong door”
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ruin this problem a country song. yep, or a country song the country is the united states ha ha there i get pissed off like what the fuck i live there i forgot i forgot so you are american dude before i forget it at 147 today some people dinged on my dong door they tried to trick or treat i came to the door and like trick or treat and i'm like, yeah
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yeah, the chocolate's not ready yet. come back in a few hours. holy shit, man. someone wishing you congratulations when you shoot your load. i'd be okay with that. or gets leg amputated. congrats on losing the weight. are we going to talk about him saying they dinged on my dong door? i couldn't make it. he did say that, yeah. sorry.
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some people dinged on my dong door. they tried to trick or treat. i came to the door and they're like, trick or treat. and i'm like, yeah, the chocolate's not ready yet. come back in a few hours. holy shit, man. someone wishing you congratulations when you shoot your load. i'd be okay with that. or gets leg amputated. congrats on losing the weight. are we going to talk about the...
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him saying they dinged on my dong door? i couldn't make any sense to me. i was looking at the clock on my pc, i was like, what's happening at 147? me too, i did that! warm pie and hot coffee. in the film american pie, or it's mentos pie and diet coke coffee and it blew me up. oh shit, that's pretty good.
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