Quotes about “diner”
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1962.400
you don't eat breakfast? i drink coffee. okay, that's do you have like i'm not hungry in the morning. i can't do it. okay, that's like, you know, different strokes, different folks, i guess. but, if it's another day, if it's like a weekend, and i'm just like, oh, let's get some breakfast, fuck yeah, dude, let's get some diner food. okay, that's i didn't ask what your favorite breakfast was, i asked what you had for breakfast on a daily basis, but i appreciate your support nonetheless, i guess. you could fuck off.
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1986.600
yep. maybe i will. you fuck on. alright now talk to nick. yeah nick what are you up for breakfast? i'm still here. i actually kind of do the same thing as josh. i'm not usually very hungry in the morning but if i do wake up and am hungry i would absolutely love some diner food, some french toast. this is not what i asked! yeah well that's what we're gonna answer so you have to deal with it. welcome to our world. you guys are not smarter than a fifth grader. a fifth grader would just answer the fucking question. i don't know how i could have answered that more honestly though.
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2013.800
you could've just said what you eat for breakfast, which is nothing. alright, then that. usually not anything. personally, i'm a big fan of diner food. okay, good. me too. yeah, but we didn't fucking ask you that. i did. i'm a cereal.
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3663.260
i remember i saw a sticker on the window or something and i was like, oh shit. that was probably a peaceful restaurant. yeah. that's at the one place here. it's an okay place. it's called the lakeview diner. it's legacy is... oh, i get there with you. yeah, yeah. well, did you guys eat there? or did we just get pranked? i had a diet coke there. there you go. well, it's the best diet coke in town. yeah, man. i give it like an eight, honestly.
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2797.440
oh, we're getting lunch. yep, i gotta go invest in gold bars to sleep on tonight. i'll have one of those like uh, thanksgiving wraps. those are great. what the fuck is a thanksgiving wrap? it's got turkey and it's got stuffing and no not a snack wrap. you get it at like a diner. is that a tortilla? it's in a soft shell. you know, like a wrap. yeah. same thing those just don't belong in soft shell tortillas. oh a soft okay, i see.
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11016.340
oh, that one i flew a little too close to the sun. i'm doing great, miner. bomb tagarito. oh good. miner diner. oh, of course. no, you can keep it. i don't really want it. i thought i gave it back to you, but i did not. oh, i'm in the fuck corridor. i'm sorry. i panicked. okay, ryan, win this one for america. what time are you going on, man? oh wow. that was not a good performance. that was good. oh, here comes the nick train. more like dick train. yeah, that's fine too.
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9078.160
her sister walks down at the longhorn diner oh your sister is there and she'll know where to find her someone save me he said man you didn't hear it from me but get me the hell out of here how fast can i go i gotta catch that little red rodeo damn what are you doing man you can't you can't
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1033.500
somebody had a coffee yesterday at a diner. it has some lipstick on the side of the mug. that is actually like super gross i don't know why she didn't notice it either because it was huge but you know they were very nice about it they replaced my cup although they splashed coffee out of the cup when they dumped it from the one cup into the other one yeah, it ran to your face. we don't serve snobs here.
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4004.920
i love that your health concern with soda is not the, you know, 100 million people worldwide that die of heart disease annually. no. it's maybe the packaging that the soda is in is harmful. or that it might taste more like club soda than a soda. or that i might be getting a soda that i didn't want. i don't know what my expectation for fountain soda was before i saw that though. i don't really know what i thought it would be. rich and syrupy like a diner coke.
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404.320
i do really want a boston cream pie. do they call them boston cream donuts in boston or you just say i want a cream? to be honest with you, there's some foods known as canadian, like a canadian pizza for example. and we call them that here. and we also say if you go to like a diner, we go like, hey, you want some canadian bacon with that? i know about canadian pizza. not as much as i'd like to know, but i know a little bit. canadian pizza just has mushrooms.
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2567.820
yeah, it's like a diner kind of. yeah, we have denny's in canada. for all i know, it might have been invented here, so you know, be careful what you wish for. i don't have a goddamn key. i wish for a denny's to be closer to me so i can drive to one easily. there is zero overlap between denny's and red robin. if you think that, you need to exit america posthaste for like a weekend. red robin and denny's are the same restaurant except they start with different letters and their names are different.
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2747.420
it wasn't brinner, i had a burger and french fries. you're saying you can't have a burger for breakfast? no! red robin. but denny's also serves burgers and fries. yeah, not good ones though. i know but neither does red robin in my opinion. i don't go to eaton park to get those burgers. what is eaton park? eaton park is a diner in the pittsburgh area. oh of course, thank you for the ubiquitous reference that we can all relate to.
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2772.820
yeah, but now we all just got to enjoy that. now that everyone knows, you know? get some money for the hometown team. josh, remember when we went to that diner in boston and we stood outside in the rain for like two hours until they let us in? dude, it was kind of worth it. it was! i still had a good time. it was just such bullshit that we stood there for so long. we got to use their jukebox, i paid money to play songs that, you know, some of them i didn't get to hear because he played bare naked ladies for me just because i asked. it was so nice of him. i did. i'm the world's greatest.
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3389.480
that's probably true. but you know what else is? it's not like a bastion of safety and health at a college. there's a lot of scholarly academics going on. sometimes, but there's a lot of riffraff to go there too. have you seen the library? that's true. i mean, i went to... i'm learning a lot about american diner chains, because i went to ihop for the first time like three months ago. and i was like, you know, this is like... benny's is better. maybe? i was like, it's not as bad as i thought it would be.
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11131.400
no, god. oh, no, it's dan. right. okay, here we go. okay. din, din, din, din and drive diner, diners, drive ins and dives.
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11147.940
well, one of three so far so good. wait, is that just gonna be a diner and your drawing of a diner was a rectangle with the word diner on top? there's like a pretty good drawing of a bowling ball. oh my god, no it isn't actually though, right? wait, wait, wait, wait! this is ryan by the way and his knee.
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