Quotes about “dildo”
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not like bruno though, bruno definitely is a dad movie. i don't think bruno's a dad movie because there is a scene in which, um, you know, he's riding an exercise bicycle that is attached to a dildo pumping in and out of somebody's asshole. and dads are cool! like, you can live your life however you want, they just keep it out of my movies, is the dad way. it's like, you guys can do whatever you want in your own house, but just...
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not when i i brought my kids to see this, okay? like, come on. wasn't there a scene where there was like a little person with a dildo attached and there's like a slingshot involved? i think you may be combining bruno and the wolf of wall street. i would never do that. also the second half of wolf of wall street was so long i kind of fell asleep. wait, how could the second half be so long, nick?
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can rob hunts me down i'm trying to keep the dragon at here the dragon's dead what's the dragon nick is the dragon the dragon yeah you're the dead nick the dragon nick the double dragon crazy your dildo benedict cumberbatch eight nine ten eleven right
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demolition that man oh and then brian chat should i blast it from there? i just want to know what it felt like to get a goal for one that's a bedroom, yeah, huh, oh, yeah, thanks for the block there josh appreciate it. i was like you ever him to say you big dildo. oh
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don't call me a big dildo. you are. if you're gonna be a dildo, at least it's a big one. i don't wanna be a big dildo, i wanna be like a normal sized dildo. i'd rather not be a small dildo if i have to be anything. those are not the two options! what are the other options? average sized dildo. would you like to be a glow in the dark dildo? that's not even on the size paradigm. it's quality. i wouldn't mind being a glow in the dark dildo. how about a small glow in the dark dildo? uh, you know, i'd get the good with the bad, i guess.
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but ultimately, a huge glow in the dark dildo would be the best of all worlds. that would be amazing. that would be the best. that would definitely be... a big flopper. you throw it across the room and everybody's surprised. did you just call it big flopper? of course i did. you guys are already closer than you think to accomplishing your dream. are you calling us big floppers? i'm calling you big fucking floppers. square ball is the worst, man. alright. i agree. let's do beach ball again and have it float.
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which is better, dildo or alaska? uh, dildo is a real city. yeah, i know. that's a city. i was playing, like i knew that i had known this because i've been on the internet for a while, that dildo was a city in newfoundland. but then i was playing geoguessr and i had to get like real, you know, down to fine grain stuff in newfoundland and there it was, dildo. there are some really great places. it's there. the actual export is the grape. no!
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they got these weird like quote unquote retirement homes in ontario somewhere it's like it's pretty odd. oh you saw i see yeah. yeah, it was like you know higher planes retirement home in quotation marks you're like retirement home that shouldn't be in quotation marks. see chow educated you now you know that a place called dildo exists in the world. it's a good piece of information. oh
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i gotta find something metal. you can't get back into the crib, baby. i think i might be able to. fuck, get that bleach out of there at least. oh yeah, that's bleach. i actually had a chance to drink it. yes! you win! daddy wins, he's levitating the bleach right in front of his face. alright, well played, daddy. and i'll get the dildo. no, it doesn't work like that. alright, here we go. you can't stop me. you can't stop me. i don't even know where you are.
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i don't want the baby key, i just don't want to be stuck on the... i'm flipping stuck. all the doors are locked. i don't know what you're gonna do up here. the bedroom door is not locked. oh, this one is, yeah. alright. so far i don't see anything dangerous in here except for the outlets. oh, there's a big ol' floppy dildo. nice. can you kill yourself with this? i'm not looking. this stream is pg 13. why is this dildo attached to me? get this thing out of here. what are you gonna do?
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4538.420
okay, you got in the end table. don't ever crouch. i'm always crouched now. the bedroom's too safe, it's baby proofed up here. yeah, this is pretty much baby proof. i'm gonna throw the dildo off the second story. there it goes! i just walked over you. oh, do you want to turn on sticky keys? no. desperate times call for desperate measures. i wonder if i could just like lock you up here if i move the right shit around. yeah, i think if you move the paintings you might be able to actually.
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i just ate a bunch of soap. now i'm drowning myself in the bathtub. oh shit! i was just about to find you and hit you with the dildo until you died. good job. that's how you win. my baby turned purple. he goes all different colors. it is freaking me out a little bit. alright, now i gotta play as the dad. i gotta stop nick from killing himself. largely you just gotta put the bleach up here. why are you playing this?
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it's just a dildo you hang off your bar. your vagina slaps is one. god damn it! i thought truck cock was great. i even used a star for the o. no dicks today, nick. alright. first simon, you're old. when peeing your pants feels right or your balls are old. you give up your truck cock.
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yeah, man. 61 to 39. too bad i wasn't 69 to 69. that'd be great. something you'd like to fill a swimming pool with. my valuable amiibos or jelly dildos. what's a jelly dildo? it's like a dildo, but it's like jelly. put it on your truck cock. it is the truck cock, specifically. truck. that's really good.
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it's like subway, but for teddy bears. i think everything's good now. subway for teddy bears. but um, no cause like if we find a pit, if we find like a hole that has a cave then there's like these freaky like dildo leg monsters in there that are, there's some wild stuff. i'm just saying. could we trade 10% of their dildo leg monsters for 50% chance of us having a lean to?
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is that an actual dildo in here? yo, you can't take an aerosol can in your fucking carry on! yo! we gotta find out about this suitcase! we just broke the whole puzzle wide open, man. is that a flare gun? what is that? uh, you might have got flares. maybe you can get a flare gun. this is randomly generated and stuff. i don't know what that is a picture of. oh, it's cloth. okay. so, i mean, it's up to you. you guys say you want to build a base? or a bear.
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rob, take this book. you can get a spirit heart every six charges. oh yeah, i got it. oh, i got us some dog bones. hey, look in the back room over there. oh, save slot? never expected that. whoa. hey now, is you're an all star? this is a picture of like a freaking dildo leg monster. yeah, well, you gotta be careful with the dildo leg monsters. they're dangerous.
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for your own your baby for your own protection really hoping eventually i can back out of this you're stuck yeah, probably don't go under here. it seems like a bad idea all right easy day for me then isn't it unless i can get out and i'm slowly backing away but the hope is that once i get out from under this cabinet i can move normally it's giving me kind of an uncomfortable viewing angle have to be honest with you taser in the parents room near the dildo those are some kinky parents oh
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you know this music is the public domain youtube licensed royalty free category. a bunch of people in chat said that it was what plays in like every makeup tutorial on youtube. right. ooh! you little dildo! what'd you call me? that's alright. i'm a big dildo if anything.
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release my fucking accident! you wanna be centered down here, nick. oh i know, i just botched it. what is this? you gotta go over the lip. what is this hellish thing? it's a hellish thing, that's right. oh no. guys, you don't have to put my chat and emote on me also. oh my fucking dildo. is that what it does? how do the messages get deleted if they're not emotes?
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i still don't know what these coins are good for, they're pretty crappy. this stupid shop. wait, what? there's like a shop, i don't even know how to get to it but you can buy more missiles and stuff. yeah, let's see... what?! oh my god, i just got fucking mugged in my own chat! with a dildo! oh no. well that didn't work how i planned, but i'll take it. i was trying to push them into the mine, but... i know how it is. it's a quick work. wow.
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i came up with an agatha christie title by saying an icicle built for two. how about an icicle built for you? oh no, that's the romance version. yeah, i was gonna say that sounds like a dildo. it's not made of real ice, it's made out of plastic. oh, that makes sense. it's probably like an icicle buckle if you think about it.
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wait, i guess the problem i have is the eggs. oh, you want to lay like as many as you can get in there. probably like six or eight. i just mean what is the? the has an implication. oh, okay. so it's essentially like a dildo, except it's a cylinder and you put the eggs inside the cylinder and then you put the dildo in you and then you squirt the eggs inside. oh, okay. yeah, it all makes sense now, right? i'm sorry. i didn't explain it well. a lot more sensible. yeah, it's way more sensible.
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