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ball and chain, samson's old ball and chain, nice. but i was gonna ask you, have you ever gotten detention or kicked out of class? either of you guys? dude i got detention one time and it was for the stupidest shit. i was like the most careful kid.
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no. there was a pep rally and i didn't want to be there because that's a stupid thing in my opinion and i wanted to go with my friends. we were in senior year of high school he had a car and we wanted to go drive somewhere and i asked one of the aides if we could leave early and i had permission and then a different aide caught me in the hallway leaving even though i had permission the other aide threw me under the bus and i got detention for it. wait, was an aide a student?
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no, no, it was like the people that walk the hallway that are like employees of the school. were they armed? they were not. no, we're talking early 2000s. okay, got it. something funny about that, right? no, nowadays that's actually a valid question. for real? oh man. yeah. so, you got put in jail for i got detention for nothing and then i went to detention and they told me that my name wasn't on the list but now that i was here i had to stay.
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alright, so you got detention ryan. do you ever get suspended or kicked out? i never get suspended or kicked out there were a couple times where i got some detentions in third third grade i had taken like a day off from school sick because apparently we do no learning anyway, so who cares right but i so at recess of like the next day i was doing the work that they had done the day before and there was another kid who had detention but he got detention for being like bad
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i just taunted him. yeah, basically i taunted him. probably shouldn't have exacerbated the situation. i think you were completely in the right and you did everything not wrong. in my head i was just like, that'd be pretty sweet. go get him. austin in chat said he got detention for picking up an acorn. not even joking. cersei right. that's fucked up austin, i'm sorry. is that your acorn? did you put it there?
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is that good? it's like, you know? it is what it is. dan, did you ever get detention? why? you're always asking, never answering, man. did i ever get detention? yeah. i got yes. i believe that. i feel like you were a rowdy kid, dan, and i don't mean that in any malice. believe it or not, i was an extremely shy kid. okay. my entire life until like 10th grade.
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yeah, temporarily we can be your nerd voice there the immortal undine. thanks for the sub. okay, dan was your what's your detention story? well, it's a little complicated but long story short in middle school.
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thank you temple knight for three months in a row. what um, outside of wheathens what would your mom pay? no! what is your detention story, dan? what was the detention? i got excused from school for a day. wait, cause you were sick? that's like the worst story of all time. no, i got removed from school for a day. long story short, so we're on the swim team.
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thank you to the girv for the $5 tips. i once had detention in junior high and at the very end when we were getting the talk of shame from the principal my phone starts ringing. my ringtone was ozzy osbourne's crazy train. it was not good. oh that sounds real funny though. that sounds like a scene out of a movie. you just hear ozzy going oi oi oi.
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you don't want fucking batman on your side over sherlock it's his detention services he's not fighting anybody he's gotta solve the crime well that's what batman is batman's kinda shit at solving anything he punches if you want the person smells like leather fucking dead then you get batman no he doesn't kill people that's all of their non like pertinent bones shattered you call batman if you're just like who stole my bike you get sherlock holmes
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alright, thank god. slobies and detention, thank you as well. ryan, you killed like a 7 out of 10 joke for like a 3 out of 10 joke there. what's a 7 out of 10 joke? i don't think it's a 7 out of 10. if you all just stay quiet, rob might have been like, oh shit, my internet went out and he would have said something nasty. i wouldn't do that. something nasty! he would have said something nasty. that's the real texan coming out there. i always knew it was in you somewhere. no!
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shawna kiss 13 root of the dragon sweetle 127 detention her carl marco some oblivion not chosen waffle ssf 1991 infamous mask pandemonium night the matheson the devil's brew clear turtle to smell my finger i told you it's taken serum here as 318 stream peyton get this
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nice. nice. it was like hieroglyphics. yeah, double jeopardy. can't give you detention twice for the same crime. i think i told the story of this show once.
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and we just went for a walk for like three hours, not really considering that obviously everyone would be flipped out that two of the kids are missing. yeah, and so we eventually came back and there was like a lot of people standing in a circle waiting for us. i don't know why we didn't get into more trouble for that actually. they kind of just were like, ah, you get some detention and don't ever do that again. that was your, that was the worst thing you did? that i can think of, yeah.
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pulled out a snack i'd be like oh so you only got hungry when this this kid got hungry? i don't think so go to detention you're expelled. i wasn't a popular teacher or a good one really for that matter. i was not popular nor good. i have an honest question for you okay a lot of hbo max uh cancellations bother me. losing some sesame street episodes that bothers me. why are people mad about the cancellation of batgirl? are they?
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it's you're going to juvenile detention. like there's no perfect one size fits all limit for it, but like, you know, in the real world, we have to make decisions and compromises. that's where i'm drawing my line. isn't there a chemical that hurts you if you piss in the pool? well, that's what they should start telling people. i don't know if that kind of society or if that kind of technology exists yet, but he fell for it. what if nobody else is in the pool?
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but the middle schoolers like they just middle schoolers are like my dad works overseas anyway. he's more powerful than you. yeah. there did you ever get suspended? um, i got detention quite a bit. okay. i see where like the bad like bad is like suspension. yeah, no, i was i was mormon bad. you know, like i was what i thought bad was not like an actual bad kid.
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i, on the other hand, fell out of a coconut tree and exist independent of the context of what came before me. skill difference. zoom me out one. hey, did you see the clip of joseph gordon levitt from the movie havoc? look it up. librarian, can you find that? i believe the body of the tweet was something like, anne, please explain this in reference to anne hathaway. why? it was juvenile detention center. did you back down to that fucking spot? huh?
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oh, my wife should have sprayed my window with the hose. there should be... is there like... you know how there's those awful youtube accounts that are like posting balatro videos non stop and the occasional like multiplayer videos that gets carried by his friends? no, you know there's those videos that are like, go crazy! go juvenile detention courtroom freak out! and it's like an ai generated slop thumbnail of like an eight year old kid in the hannibal lecter mask.
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