Quotes about “deepthroat”
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shaking off the cruise rust - Bits and Banter [01/07/2025]
- 3682.78 only a fool would try to deepthroat a king. well, it is better to remain a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt, am i right? you know what i'm saying? sorry, quick halls break. damn, i just realized i ate granola twice today too. i really am hauling oats. you watch severance? no. i have watched past lives, and i watched perfect days. Search ↗
I've been training for this moment my whole life (Elden Ring)
- 3774.52 they coming out the damn walls, man. like, can i help you? i i i must leave, i'm sorry. i would love to fight you, but i gotta leave. the deepthroat depths? this is a church, dude. i know you're fire! you can kill the basilisk for me! ah, shit! whatever. vacuum slice. the nancy reagan depths? she's got no respect. you know, that's always been your problem, chad. no respect. she's the first lady, okay? Search ↗
Finally earning my baldachin blessing (Elden Ring)
- 3553.08 what the hell is this? okay, this is where you go to buy sombers and then things that don't matter. good to know. you want to fight fia's boss? you have 14 minutes left might as well. i forgot she's in the nancy reagan. sorry. she's in the nancy reagan caves over here, perhaps near the nameless eternal city. the deepthroat depths the throat goat caverns. Search ↗
Birds are actually my only weakness alongside snakes (Elden Ring)
- 2116.68 there's no reasonable chance i'm gonna find this. she's underground? yeah, but like, maybe, no, this is where you fight astel. she's in the deepthroat caves. that's right, that's, yeah, the prince of death's throne. and then you're like, i'm leaving. no, you're not. now this is radon. this is a long run up, man. okay, now i don't remember anything about you at all. Search ↗
These beats are fire (The Bazaar)
A few apples short of a bushel (The Bazaar)
- 799.82 it makes the bushel charge itself. say no more, fam. yeah, yeah, yeah. in the clerb, we all fam. i think, is that how you finish that? i think. a dually? yeah, but it's not ranked, so this dually's not gonna be that bad. when you buy or upgrade this, upgrade the core. this is the shit that pisses me off too, the duallys who pretend to be vanessa. you will never be out here to deepthroat kings, not to swallow nobodies, okay? Search ↗
Hard to imagine this was our first run (The Bazaar)
- 5033.08 come on cutlass, you can do it. you can do it, you can do it, you did it! ohhh! yes man, we are out to deepthroat kings dude. not to swallow nobodies. can somebody find the reddit poster who made that post? because i'm basically stealing their joke and i want to give them credit. i kind of want to fight sparring partner just to see how fast the gattling, i guess it would just go once per second. Search ↗