Quotes about “dayquil”
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that's just your life now and you've got to wait for it to end before you can even end your stream. yeah, dude if like 10 people subscribed over the course of an hour it would take me like, well i guess it wouldn't take 10 hours but it would just be like eight and a half hours. no wait, never mind. too much, too much lean. i know i couldn't handle lean because one time i accidentally drank a cup of coffee after having dayquil and i was like i'm gonna pass out and die.
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1209.960
so i, as i found out when i was sick the last time, you're not supposed to drink coffee and take dayquil at the same time or sudafed. there's a lot of caffeine in that. well, there's caffeine and other stimulants. upers and downers. it's just two uppers. oh, it's two uppers. i thought it was downers. it's two uppers. depending on your constitution, it could at least make you feel. i have the american one of those. which i did. but...
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1262.400
you imagine just showing up like dude. hey, you want to go out for coffee? yeah, sure. and then you show up with your own bottle of dayquil and start slamming it on the table in front of them. is that better or worse than robo does? i imagine it's probably like equally gross. also, like right now it sounds like a great idea. well, that's not true, but it doesn't sound like a horrible idea. okay, that's not true either. okay, you can back off this. but imagine what dayquil tolerance would look like.
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1292.820
wait, after you got to the point where you had to like chug a whole bottle of dayquil just to feel normal in the morning? we're not being very good role models right now.
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1375.280
what if i started drinking dayquil instead of coffee? be the pilot, find the device. nah, i don't trust myself enough to get that done. trust me enough to do it, i wouldn't do it for you. i'd do it. and i'll have it in wraps for lunch. what do i put in there to make them dope as fuck? i'm gonna... look, i'm gonna come out over the top here. thousand island. i actually think that bacon is a great sandwich topping, don't get me wrong. i think it's a better wrap ingredient than a sandwich topping. dude, you're not wrong!
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i forgot that you live in america so you might get thrown in jail for drinking a bunch of cough syrup. doesn't it just make you like, almost legally brain dead? oh okay. it's like a really stupid thing to do to be totally honest with you. i'm gonna take one of my four recommended doses of dayquil. i'll be right back. what is this leg groomer available from weeders digest?
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5020.040
ooh! he ate your butt with it. forgot how to pick up rocks. i used to be really good at this level, and now i suck at this level. what? oops. i'm an idiot. rob, you win. oh wait, no you don't. ryan's still alive. god damn it. thank you for the donation from fistmenick for $1.27. it says thanks for introducing me to my new lifelong addiction, dayquil. fuck coffee.
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9118.400
it's not, but that's like the first thing you did. i mean, that's not true, but i mean... oh, the balchinean was pretty good. that's in the second one, right? yep. it's the dang meth heads taking the dayquil to make their... their drugs. wait, what?
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and that's the hawaiian town actually. angeles. angeles. i typed into translate.google.com the words las vegas and the spanish to english translation is las vegas. yes, that makes actually perfect sense. that's where we are on that. here we go. so we got some neo citron dayquil.
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maybe the penguins. okay, big hit this time. penguins are, i don't know, getting over the hill. i power swung and that ball went slower than any other ball i hit. it was so slow. just don't cheer for the islanders. kate, hello. your soup gave me life. it gave me like 45 minutes of not being sick. it was a dream. nah, nah, nah. that's not my pitch. usually i take dayquil for that.
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3419.62
dayquil and caffeine because dayquil also has caffeine in it. that was news to me. so now i don't want him dude. now i only take or it has some kind of synergistic like amplification factor with caffeine or something like that. so i from that point onwards, i'm like an either cold medicine or coffee sort of guy and the coffee's not going anywhere. so at night i have the cold medicine.
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266.42
75% asleep i'm trying to find the nyquil and then the cup to put the nyquil in. i feel like a like a frontier apothecary mixing up some kind of potion down there and then i'm like it's 5 45 a.m. can i even give my wife nyquil? isn't she gonna be out till like noon if i give her some nyquil at 5 45 a.m. and then i'm like well if i can't give her dayquil if i give her dayquil and she needs to take a nap she's gonna be up
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stop suggesting i do illegal drugs. does this sound like somebody who's on cocaine? do i sound like tom cruise on the oprah show? i sound like a recently reanimated corpse. i'm not jumping on any couches telling matt lauer he's glib, okay? i did take half of a dose of dayquil this morning though. why half? because it was all that was left in the bottle unfortunately. elden ring versus dota 2. listen, okay? if league has
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why? do i think heroin is good for you? no. do i think you deserve a little treat when you're sick? maybe. secondly, people are out there doing the heroin anyway. obviously, there's another outlet for it on the street. like, people are not out here just drinking dayquil 24 7 and zonking out, okay? so like, whatever you did, the juice wasn't worth the squeeze, brother.
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have a chat with somebody my age who died of rhinovirus and he's gonna be like, yeah the rhinovirus was like really rough and i was like, dog i know we all get it like four times annually. you gotta go to the pharmacy, buy some dayquil, buy some nyquil, ride it out, watch some fucking netflix. i know dude, but like that must have been hard for you or whatever. and then you're like never sure if you're allowed to be at the pharmacy because you're sick.
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i mean we have a friend who's a doctor. he's got lots of doctor jokes which i laugh at because i think they're probably really funny if you're a doctor. but one of them that he keeps busting out is like if you get a cold and you don't take medicine it usually takes about a week to get over. if you take medicine that cuts it down to seven days. i think about that every time i get sick and i think like i should really go buy some dayquil.
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