Quotes about “daughter sibling”
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1017.62
start being the matchmaker for your daughter. you gotta be like, you know, hey, i've got to have lined up a series of great listeners. pick one. but then what if she has to vent about her husband? no, that's, i think that's a sibling thing. i think that's, then she texts the brother and says bad marriage day. anyway, not much else to say. thank you to everyone for your kindness and time, for everyone who was hostile with me. i hope you find your own peace. i love that, man. look,
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3541.88
my wife, or my daughter, or a sibling, hypothetically, won $50 million in the lottery, i would say buy me a house. i would drop some hints at the very least. if they were making $250,000 a year, i don't think i would feel entitled. it's a lot of money, don't get me wrong, and they're just asking for a down payment, but still.
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2327.90
they have one daughter. she's around my daughter's age, plus or minus a few months. and i kind of thought, like we've been toying with the idea of having a second kid, right? i'm an only child. my wife is, she has one sister. i don't know if this is how it always goes down, but as an only child, i was like, i think it'd be nice for our daughter to have like a guaranteed friend. and as a person who had a sibling, my wife is like,
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858.14
is going on a road trip with, sorry, medea goes on a road trip with her boss because it's christmas. but her college educated daughter can't make it back home for christmas. she's put her career as a self serving kindergarten teacher for an underfunded school district ahead of the most important thing in life. being there on christmas morning to open some presents. who asked? people asked. what is this one? can you identify their sibling?
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3058.42
it's not that only children are weird, it's that everybody with a sibling hates their parents and their siblings. they're like, you have to have a second kid so that both of your kids can be as fucked up and resentful as i am. i love everybody, man. minus two, minus two. it's only making me more confident in my decision here. your oldest daughter isn't the golden child, obviously, so you want her to be cinderella. edited to change cinderella to cinderella.
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764.36
which level of grandpa will you be when you're older? i may never be a grandpa, you know. i have an almost three year old daughter. she may choose not to have children. that's her decision, not mine. i mean, we're really taking the family tree down to like a single branch. my mom has three siblings. my dad has two siblings. they got together, they chose to have one kid. my wife has a sibling.
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2505.80
your oldest daughter isn't the golden child, obviously, so you want her to be cinderella. edited to change cinderella to cinderella. this shit is so good, dude. it's crazy! info, have you asked your 17 year old why her grades are slipping and she's acting the way she is? okay, reasonable question. honestly. followed by insane reply. my guess is that her parents bought her younger sibling horses that cost thousands of dollars and call her a princess because she wants nothing to do with them.
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3826.16
my wife, or my daughter, or a sibling, hypothetically, won $50 million in the lottery, i would say buy me a house. i would drop some hints at the very least. if they were making $250,000 a year, i don't think i would feel entitled. it's a lot of money, don't get me wrong, but...
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1050.52
if i and and again now i am admittedly projecting on to the i'm putting my own head cannon into the situation okay, but like if i had been helping my sibling deal with the disappearance of their teenage daughter for like two or three days and then my ex wife was like oh yeah she's been here the whole time. i would probably be like are you fucking crazy like you never thought over the past two days when we were like
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1400.40
so you would rather you would make sure that your son and or daughter has another has someone to learn from and grow up with oh no and like i honestly i don't know i honestly thought being an only child was pretty sick i wouldn't honestly i wouldn't think that it's that much it can't be that much different of course i don't i don't know for sure because i have a sibling yeah that's fair how far apart are you guys uh we are about
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