Quotes about “daughter”
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why is that so funny? i don't know what it is like, murph. it's like i'm picturing matt mcconaughey's daughter from interstellar. it sort of digletted a little bit, yeah. turf this murph and turf murph, it's gone bad. oh no. i think murph's being a smurf. i'm just gonna go back to eating my murph and turf. maybe i'll go out for a surf later. i like how much you like it. there's something about the expression murph that i like a lot. i don't think you're getting murph'd right now. well okay, i only can go that far.
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the tale of the stranger's candy was created by a man named ronald clark o'brien after his son was killed by eating a pixie stick laced with poison. that's fu oh. o'brien claimed that his son got the candy after he'd gone trick or treating but had no clue as to which house gave it to him. however, it soon came to light that it was o'brien himself who gave the candy to his son as well as his daughter and three other children. wow! in an attempt to cash in on his son's life insurance policy and help with o'brien. wow!
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that's bad, dad. oh, brian's daughter and other three children did not eat the poison candy and his fifth child did. look, that's pretty fucked up, but like that dad should have chosen a candy more desirable than a pixie stick. here's the very next true halloween story. e. true halloween story in the list. alright.
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please buy a nissan. i don't know if it gives you a big dick. i just see my daughter again. this morally corrupt business. in a dystopian future, nissan has kidnapped liam neeson. no, his family. they always leave him alone. except for when they don't, i guess.
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and before ad time though i want to say thank you to honey anus, twice over, for the 550 or 555 and 501 donations. hey mix, since jesse cox's scary squad and you guys mentioned event horizon, that means a sequel is coming out since austin powers 4 was confirmed recently. hope fishborn's daughter is in it, wink.
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was the girl his daughter? he was only in town, like he lives in the other side of the country, he was only in town for like a couple nights. it'd be sweet if he was in town for like a couple nights tales, because that would only be like six hours. at most. six to three hours each? wow. can kyle just send it to me and make a command window docket generator? that's interesting. i mean, i could literally make that. that's one thing i can make. i made battles.
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it's not indicative of the larger problem on the whole? that's pretty much exactly how stats works, yeah? yeah. you still got freakin' ric flair is getting in the ring. dude, ric flair like sexually assaulted a lady. whaaaat? but no, no, it wasn't like that. like it was oh, okay. it was scripted. yeah, it was scripted. it was a match. is that his character now? he's like an old pervert? yeah, well his daughter is a wrestler and she's charlotte. okay. and she's like the he has a daughter and he's doing that?
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yeah, that's a good example like it's his daughter's match right and her and and she is the the world champion for the ladies which is called the divas championship, right? yeah, and so she's fighting off against becky lynch and she is irish last kicker. hell yeah. oh, yeah irish last kicker represent ireland. oh
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yeah, and so something happened so like they're outside the ring and fucking flare just like grabs her and just makes out with her what? yeah, well not like his daughter, but like that's somebody's daughter yeah, and then he just kisses her and distracts her and in the end do it no no she hated it, but then but then and but like that caused enough of a distraction that charlotte won. i think that's how it happened
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yo, there's gotta be some rules for that. i don't know about that one. that's what happened, dude. they should at least have to do like a rematch. i can't imagine his daughter wanted to win on that. i don't know, she seemed pretty excited to still be the champion so you know, if you gotta win you gotta... like, because you know rick flair, he's known to be a cheater basically. right, yeah. that's the wrong way to cheat though. i believe they're called a heel in the wrestling world. that is correct.
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it could be in like an open relationship. exactly. yeah, you're right. and like i think under specific circumstances, maybe that's one of those conversations they had late at night. he's like, well, is it cheating if i do it and it makes our daughter win the international international international national wwe championship? and then his wife dougie. fine. i'm tired. if you can find a way to kiss somebody that gives our daughter the intercontinental championship, then sure, it's not cheating. and he's like, all right.
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all those life changes. it reminded me of wendy's before they went really shitty. like when dave died, like their chicken sandwiches used to be way better. their burgers used to taste way better as well. what does that tell you? they were making their burgers out of dave. oh shit! that's fucked up. and you know his daughter is running the company. you want tire fire level? they stopped using her for the commercials because like
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we should watch out for him. must be the ninja of today. where are you, connor mcgregor? man, we can't find a man tracker. it's too quiet right now. where the hell is the poison gas? i've like not seen it naturally occurring still. my first game with rob, it was very dramatic, sorry. no, i believe it. gentlemen fish, thank you for the subscription. thank you, call me bert as well. i'll call you bert. thank you for the instructions. just as long as you don't call me daughter,
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is basically giving his daughter a prize. he's just like, oh, you're fucking great. here's an award for being great. shane o'mack comes and he's just like, no, i want to be in charge of monday night raw. and vince is pissed. he's like, if you want to be in charge of raw, that's fine. all you got to do is just one match, wrestlemania against the undertaker. and so that was like the stipulation. so if shane o'mack won, then he would be in charge of raw.
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yeah, no, but david tennant met this one girl who ended up being his wife and she played the doctor's daughter on an episode. also happens to be the actual daughter of another previous doctor. what? yeah, there's like this weird incestuous doctor who group that happens. there's like some like, yeah, there's some secret council of like doctor who daughters that apparently doctors have to marry. doctor who. doctor who daughters. the daughters of who.
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