Quotes about “darwin”
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someone's gotta be rock bottom. it's like the opposite of getting knighted by the queen of england. just like... having your personhood revoked. yeah. you are now a candelabra. yeah. god. or is it candelabrum when it's won? like the people that lose to us might actually win this year's darwin award.
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we might win this year's darwin 4, playing until we get a win. that's true. that's very, very true. ah, you beat me to ope. okay, we gotta... uh, they have an open shot. that goal's never been scored. that's alright, that's alright. we need to get this ball out of here. just run interference. keep it here for the next three minutes, twenty six seconds. yeah, that's all we gotta do. possession.
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also without culture you wouldn't have biology and without biology we know culture what's what's the first one that would probably be on the origin of species by charles darwin? obviously i can see you getting some fights in high school best comeback you would call out kids and in high school for being academically incorrect. i didn't do that. i just minding my own business. oh
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okay, well yeah, sign me up. yeah, got him. that's an awful argument. that's the worst argument. you know what? here's an argument. if we evolved from apes, why are there still apes? oh shit! it's that boy! charles darwin! oh shit, it's that boy! charles darwin.
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okay, me too jesus all the ammo in the world floor four is so hard. i'm dead ah well i mean this runs gonna go on almost too long actually that's okay. yeah, charles darwin he grew up to be
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no way. what do you think about that, dude? why do you think the things that you find attractive are, uh, attractive? that's charles darwin. it's all it all comes back to charles darwin. it's nature plus nurture. is that his fault then? i know what they're talking about, at least. ohhh. so i'm gonna start up a clothing line, a fashion line, and i'm gonna call it darwin's. nice, dude. which sounds like it's for 80 year old people, but... where do you draw the line? like, hair color? like...
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the statute of limitations on her feeling bad about that. same thing like, so okay, wow, like great minds like charles darwin who married his first cousin despite, you know, coining natural selection. that dude was a racist asshole though. yo, charles darwin though. yeah, i mean you can say he's a hero. he's a hero. he was both for thinking and very not at the same time. he's the creator of life, don't you know? here's, okay.
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social darwinism is stupid nonsense. but you also have to evaluate people's racism relative to the people around. i mean if they're time travelers you don't. well that's true if they're time travelers. that would be pretty bad. darls darwin isn't time traveler.
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i prefer when it goes, you know, 12 monkeys then 12 chimpanzees then 12 orangutans. 12 actually they're eights and 9 cartridges. 12 charles darwin was a racist. right, yeah there you go. 12 monkeys is dope. 12, hey, reminder steve harvey's kinda shitty.
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towards body in half. yeah, it'll do that. with like a flippant kind of like, like get out of here. just from the fly's perspective, like a giant came down and tore it and crushed it. you ever seen attack on titan? exactly! all she wanted to do was get her to fly off of her arm, but she ended up being a freaking murderer instead. not a vegan anymore apparently. there's nothing you can do at some point. like we've been given all these genetic gifts by charles darwin and you know.
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i mean that's calling this as far as i'm concerned or like the jesus fish that says darwin i'm like come on try it i get that it's hard to get your message across in a bumper sticker but that's why they're bad but the other one is either baby on board or the ones that have the family of family members and the like what you know the size of the human beings in the family unit
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darwin awards, but you get all the free garbo. oh, it's like you can you think garbage is good so you can take it one man's trash another man's treasure if you're done a garbage i can't believe no one went for like any roasts on this one this one was like oh, he's gross and prayers i i self deprecated to be honest with you. so you like free garbage self defecated. i did that as well yeah, you don't have to live very long pooped him
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can't get in the school, man. well, guys, i mean, really, the main thing that we have to consider is that evolution is really just a theory. so, yeah, you know, nobody's not even real yet. mm hmm. who is on the one hand, charles darwin? right. and on the other hand, tim allen. right. right. yeah. shut up. light year buzzing eggs. the
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you know who's a real actor? jeff bridges. benedict cumber oh. no. abs hell no. should i have that little bit? absolutely not. charles brinson. darwin. charles darwin. and that man? albert einstein. at least they're not directors, right? like, come on. what's worse than actors? gotta be directors. i'm gonna watch the actors. can i ever star on the walk of fame yet?
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chad, a christmas carol is a book by charles dickens. christmas carols are like a book by charles darwin. yeah, exactly. and the match game is a show with charles nelson reilly. have you guys seen the joker's wild with snoop dogg? yeah, well no. but i have seen the original one. wink martindale. it's pretty awesome. man, i wish my name was wink. right?
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