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that's what i said, i told you it was a fun game. it's a complicated thing, right? yeah, it's real complicated. you have to like read like a 20 page tutorial. so what if i just start my episode having absolutely no knowledge of it? the worst episode of all time. that might be what i do. that might be it. alright. how do you like it, curly drake? how do you like it? oh shit. is it darren sharper? oh, i thought i accidentally killed my summon. well, it sounded like that was the point that you wanted to do. yeah, well no, i just wanted to scare him.
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i think honestly simon pegg wanting a bicycle is like almost wholesome. yeah, but i don't buy that. yeah, it's like the nicest thing that man's ever done i don't buy that darren brown made it happen though is what about darren sharper, dude. we don't talk about there anymore i forgot yeah, i never knew darren to be a word that comes up so often until i talk to you guys can't help it man. hey darren constantly yeah, i
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i've never been lost in a 2d mario game. well, some of the mahdio maker levels, but anyway. what about that one castle in mario 3? it's just, you go... it's just intuition. you go like, third path, bottom path, upper path. then all of a sudden bowser's there. and you're like, oh shit, it's bowser. what do i do? and then he jumps and you go under him and step on like whatever that axe is, and you're like, oh, the same thing i do every castle. oh shit, darren sharper!
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they just are like, oh i'm being tackled. here i go, i've been tackled. fuck that bro. every throw should be a touchdown. you should be, oh shit! darren sharper, here you take it! and then fucking haul it off to the other guy man, give him a chance. you don't want to get tackled by darren sharper. if they drop the pass it's a live ball? well that's what fucking practice is for bro.
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darren sharper top five cutest items and isaac's nord line story all right top five cutest items in isaac say number five guppies paw number four tail number all just copy number three number. it's a game game kid. that's there the game boy. what's that? that's cute abi mo on oh?
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x tina x tina because she doesn't reply to us publicist won't talk to us anymore. that's bullshit like yeah all of a sudden. she just stops tweeting me. i know right she was totally you know somebody right and then they just vanish out of nowhere she was totally down and then her publicist was like that's not that's not justin timberlake, and then she's like oh shit. yeah, darren sharper exactly one of the most lioness dudes on twitter good. yeah, also not darren sharper oh
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mm hmm. they hurry in sharper image darren sharper image number one in sales is this quota? he sells tvs like crazy. yeah. oh, i forgot we can't read crack jokes about him because yeah, oh, yeah yeah, i got tell you something. you gotta tell me something off camera. yeah, whoa, that's scary like really don't talk about him is that no no no
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i don't like your tone. hostess dinkies! up down to the side, welcome to the lion prime. that's what we call it. what an image. a sharper image. i don't want to know what darren's sharper images are of though. i think maybe that's exhibit a in a court case. they're of him wiggling his finger up jason's mom's butt. is that what it is, josh? i don't feel good about this anymore. i kinda do. i gotta die, for sure.
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where is he? fuck a tecture. where is he, channeler? point me in the right direction. alright, i'll be back for you in a second. i think he might be over here. okay, that guy just posted another... holy shit! oh, darren sharper. one of the most hardest hitting knights in the league. i can't believe you survived there. i broke my own rule though. i turned my back to him to heal. but it actually still worked out. no! don't give me the darth vader no.
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what? the darren sharper image. the darren sharper? who? it's okay. why is this one taking us longer than ever before? i don't know. we had trouble with the bridge for some reason. big wooden one. just trouble with the bridge are you bud? well alright. what?
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it's like putting money in a retirement fund, right? like the earlier you put it in, compound interest is one of the most devastating forces of all time. uh, just look at that. darren sharper! one of the most hard and hidden... hardest hidden... eh, whatever. you know, who cares, right? everyone knows the joke by this point. let's get some more keys. ooh, there's almost bad damage there.
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i know it. well i'm rooting... wait so it's packers against uh wait it's in the nfc? buccaneers? oh okay. i mean i would i would bet on the packers how can you bet against aaron rodgers and also j'davion clowney? you almost got it you're almost there. greg jennings? no uh yeah greg jennings. close but he's been retired and announcing. okay darren sharper? also retired.
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there's a guy i keep talking about. darren sharper, yeah. mango or something? mango? yeah, darren sharper is definitely an undertale. i saw austin kept writing something about mango on twitter, so i assumed that was to do with football. that's a dota, isn't it? mango is a, uh, that's a...
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