Quotes about "daddy"

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

1717.740 oh, i totally could get like a 3% greater chance of an accident there because i'm lazy. oh, yeah, baby. they are rock hard getting closer to death. yeah. drive more irresponsibly, daddy. i mean, there is actually like an accompanying adrenaline rush if you like drove on the wrong side of the road, so... Search ↗
6241.460 i actually probably would have bought one there. use the full health. daddy, you're so big! don't be weird, chet. you should play shower with your dad soon. i bet you'd love it. i've heard that it's like, you know, more than meets the eye. you might not get that reference, but... nope. not a transformers reference at all. i used to think it was actually robots in the sky. yeah. transformers, robots in the sky. and there's also like, uh, robots in the skies. Search ↗
6281.580 that's another verse i guess yeah what? you're at least three months late to ask chad not to be weird. that's not true i can ask whatever i want you're under no obligation to say yes, though. you can be as weird as you want there's that's the way like it. it's on twitter now you ever see like a famous person make a tweet like the first response is always like fuck me daddy like what oh Search ↗
6314.700 this is what we're doing with the ability to talk to anybody in the world at any given time is saying fuck me daddy to like edward snowden's fucking tweets for the first time. fuck me daddy. dude, did you see the dude on twitter? his handle is at far. his name is john hendren. Search ↗
7294.980 i just want to say thank you to thor the troll for the $5 donation. nl chuckled at my name so i decided my money is better spent here. much love, thanks for the content, daddy heart. thank you, thor. and thank you, greg nozzle for your $1.69. tell nl we need a fuckboy shirt. also, my wife was impressed by your feet. wink wink. my wife was impressed by your feet because of your toe socks, maybe? i don't know if toe socks impress people, but maybe they did. maybe they just once. alright, let's get some friends! Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

7525.180 about 15 minutes before the stream started, so we'll see ya in three minutes. we're gonna help him defuse the bomb too. it's not just him, but we're all gonna be there. no. somebody set us up the bomb. it's like a reference to that sega genesis game, i think. a 12 year old, a little vintage internet meme. i almost astro pow. astro key power? the only dragon is in daddy's pants. whoa. that's... alright. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

1753.140 what this is a weird lost art. thank you very much daddy's little donger for the subscription. that is a great it's so many familiars. they're one two three four five six familiars following me around we are not streaking at the moment guys, so don't worry. i'm not losing my my 125 right now Search ↗
2793.920 what is everyone saying? oh my god. oh my god. oh because of crickets. my mom downloaded that. she really? yeah, she would play uh, she really liked to play rock band actually. i got like my whole family into it. don't even give me this shit. it's a decent family game, it is. this is rock band dad's edition. yo, i guarantee all this imagine dragons shit is super daddy. you give it like 10 years, that's gonna be dad anthems. it would just be like rock band blue oyster cult. dads would love that. Search ↗
3757.120 shooting fat daddy tears. this might be the most familiars i've ever had. i think i'm sitting with either 11 or 12 familiars. i feel like i'm playing snake right now. gotta eat that blue baby at the end. oh, i already ate him. i'm just clearing the chest waiting for you guys. oh, fuck. i'm back in the 6 room. i can't do anything with that knowledge though. i'm so slow. that's not guppy's head. laser beams. that room's kinda evil. help me! rachel! where is she? Search ↗
8307.140 a creepy thing to find scribbled onto a dollar bill. yv or hi daddy. i don't know what the yv one is a reference to. i have no clue. if i had done this one i think i would have written down hey man can you help me i need some directions. Search ↗
8333.520 i would have looked behind you. yeah, that'd be pretty good. yeah. hi, daddy 903 to 174 motherfuckers played nuclear throne apparently not. thank you lada for 12 months in a row. oh Search ↗
8941.680 daddy played bomb game. i feel like this to stream we would all need to be in the same room and then have an audience with us as well, but well, we'll have to try that at a later date, and then we'll defend any game if it's canadian what about the idiots outbid your opponents for absurd art drawn by the player themselves and win this strangely competitive auction game don't be a bitty it Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

1447.340 create a new account for rebirth daddy. i don't even understand what this means, create a new account for rebirth. yeah, just get a new account and then you'll get it sooner. is that so i can get my new player bonus again? it's tied to your account is the problem, so if you get a new one you'll probably have a better chance. i have no idea what that means at all, actually. i can't wait for this joke to end tomorrow, says it, luke. well, freaking think about how i feel, man! i'm in on the joke and i'm not even, i don't even have the reward for it. Search ↗
7364.300 daddy, don't tell memes. what is this? since when is every joke a meme? and if you have a dissenting opinion on anything, you're a hater. and if you like anything, you're a fanboy. hipsterbabyfat, thank you very much for the subscription. much appreciated. well, i died on 4 3. best run ever, and i unlocked vivid. alright. i'm still going on my run. it kinda sucks, we might give it a try. i'm just saying, not all jokes are memes. i thought this was, we hold these truths to be self evident. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

9623.780 he had the children and then she had children. so they're not the biological parents, right? i mean, i mean they are of the half of them each individually. they're half of the whole. okay, that's what i thought what do you get? well, i mean i get it now. i just never like crossed my mind before wow wow you turn me into a fucking sausage daddy would she like some sausage? Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

1856.460 it doesn't sound that weird. it's weird in a humorous way. i don't know man, something about it freaks me out. trying to put glitter ses in my mouth, like... geez. nick's talking about mom's box, i'm like what happened? this started the other day when somebody said daddy's cummies and i think you got really uncomfortable about it. you said it! no i didn't say it, somebody in your chat said it. nick came in his chat and he said cummies and i was like what is this guy talking about? i didn't know what he was talking about. Search ↗
2949.540 it's come to daddy. come to daddy. come to daddy. come to daddy it is then. oh that's a fat coin. that's a fat daddy coin. did you say clitoris? not this time. daddy's got a chub and tuck for you. uh, not even. i need another... there's my shovel. i mean there's what i was looking for. like, tanny's head, diamond tears against an adversary almost one shot it. Search ↗
3163.220 crazy transformation? which one is it? i've had mushroom, i've had kazoo meal. it's a familiar transformation? i don't wanna know which one it is. oh, i know which one it is. yeah. i haven't gotten it, but i heard about it. i got it yesterday, and tyrone the city was proud of me. like, aww, yes. thanks, daddy tyrone. thanks for the content. there's only one daddy here. pardon me? alright, i didn't say anything. roll it! tattoo a picture of edmund's balls on your balls. Search ↗
9077.820 should we keep randoming boys? should we wait up, uh, we can wait up as well. we can start to run the same characters then. uh, this will probably be my last one anyway, so... okay. chub actually doesn't mind smoke that much. the truth is, uh, the truth is in the pudding. nice stick, daddy. look, don't talk to me. oh, it's a d100. okay. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

3783.460 holy shots, tractor beam, daddy long legs. i'm definitely gonna reroll it though. so just like prepare yourself for that. reroll this lame as eff run. oh, this one's too good. i'm gonna reroll the shit out of it. don't worry your pretty little head about that. this one's gone. doesn't stand a fucking chance. i don't even know what a hushable run looks like at this point in my life, unfortunately. well it has enough health that i won't immediately die is kind of what i was after. ah fuck it, let's give it a shot. Search ↗
7846.000 i guess i'm on fire now too. jump on the water? what's the water? the water's how you die. he's trying to trick you right now. this is basically just sumo wrestling. but with like mexican flair for something. oh get over here! oh he's got big arms! daddy wants a hug, fox. oh what? oh what is this stuff? self destructed. daddy wants your long leg. daddy wants you for three minutes. three minutes of playtime. alright that was... that was scary. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

446.460 so, for my first try for speed though, i did like a speedrunner would do it and i reset till i got an item i was comfortable with. oh, okay. still, i think that's still pretty impressive. because i feel like that's kind of what it was meant, how that one was meant to be played almost. i agree with that. and to be fair, the item i went with starting with was daddy's long leg. oh, you say it like i say it, you say daddy's long leg? nice. well, there's not two legs, so... Search ↗
472.240 yeah, he's only got one leg, right? i just really wanted to lampshade the one leg element, because, you know, daddy's got a leg and it's here for you. so, and then i actually ended up finding brimstone, like my first devil deal, which is pretty carry. but then i had to rush through the levels with two hearts for like five floors, with just brimstone and daddy's love, but... it was pretty scary, but we got it done. i was in like 12 minutes or something. Search ↗
2724.280 well, like, every time i reroll i only have four items now. one of them is breakfast, one of them is homing tears. then halo applies full health. it's because you have chaos. you must have rolled chaos into your current stuff. because the chaos will still be able to find items but you have to roll, roll, roll through all the breakfast to get them. really weird. roll, roll, roll, till your daddy takes the t bird away. i'm thinking what i'm going to do is that, like, i have a teleport 2.0, so i'm going to like clear every room. Search ↗
3501.800 easy greed mode donation and the internet is a weird place it's pretty normal shove your reptilian cock up my asshole daddy in incoming that's hot lizard dick cold blooded baby lizards are cold blooded, correct? yeah. okay. i appreciate this. no, this is normal we go to great lengths ads for a taste you ads. oh Search ↗
9413.520 i'm not salty, just saying. the purge is really good. the purge is actually really good. i like that one. that's way better than the answer i was gonna go with. purge me, daddy. purge gets like 77%. yeah. 75. that one's really good. alright, going into the final lash. the last lash. is what they call it in business. really? it's close. the last lash. purge to purge. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸18⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 20 Watch on YouTube ↗

1954.000 i like this where you're asked about something different and then the teens are the ones being like hey man that's kind of ignorant this is a life saving and then there's that one guy in the back of the room that's like that's my fetish though oh it's wanted to happen someone else's turd me that guy that guy will find a way we don't know daddy needs a bone marrow transplant that's not what i thought you were gonna say Search ↗
1987.880 daddy needs a bone. throw daddy a bone. throw daddy a bone, kids. this is a really fun run. i'm having a good time with this one. yeah, cricket's body, that helps. yeah, yeah. it's a real help. best part of this one, i think, is all the dope synergies that we've gotten. i just can't swing a stick without getting the dope synergy on this run. the best part of waking up is making lots of gup. i like that, yeah. that's what bear did. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸16⧸15]