Quotes about “dad's cum”
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please don't leave me here. just for a couple of days. you'll see. time will go by fast. susan, we need to go. there's no reason to drag this out. wow! she's mainly your cum, dude. you can show a little sympathy. keep right, darling. you're strong. i know you're strong. his dad's hair is freaking me out. it's like he got a hair transplant from a corpse. i'm something of an orphan myself. maybe in your home and your family.
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the scariest challenge that was never done on fear factor. whose mic will peak the loudest or eat your dad's cum? wow. god damn it. never read those words put together like that before. yeah. can't say i liked it. that's just like an idea i wish had never even entered my brain at all from concept to... that idea can go in the gungen. that is not a show i will be watching.
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that episode right there. not watching it. ryan, that was you? yeah! i had to vote for it still. as soon as i read challenge they'd never do on fear factor, i was like, oh yeah, eat your dad's cum. and it definitely says a lot about you that that was the first thing. snapped to the front of the brain. right, just like four signals converged. eat your dad's cum.
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made for pissin' and not for all this fun i've been hearing about. that's like... a guy who does not know he can cum until age like 39. i just feel like that's dad. like dad's making the joke in the jackbox living room session. i'm a nasty little gay toilet because chible is always eating pussy soup out of me. wow. jesus christ. the fuck am i doing?
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the scariest challenge that was never done on fear factor. whose mic will peak the loudest or eat your dad's cum? wow. god damn. never read those words put together like that before. yeah. can't say i liked it. that's just like an idea i wish had never even entered my brain at all from concept to... that idea can go in the gungo. that is not a show i will be watching.
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that episode right there. not watching. brian, that was you? yeah! i had to vote for it still. as soon as i read challenge they'd never do on fear factor, i was like, oh yeah, eat your dad's cum. and it definitely says a lot about you that that was the first thing. snapped to the front of the brain. right, just like four signals converged. eat your dad's cum.
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good morning you uncromulent fuck crustables. pour yourself a cup of badass fuel, cause you're gonna suck the day's dick and spit the cum on all your haters. i'm a little, a little axe on my island lately but... i also know it cause um, that's like my dad's favorite genre of media is like, stop me if you've heard this before but i keep saying it cause it's really sad to me that he could be reading books but, hey you, you know he's
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she would tell me about the hormonal changes and the loss of bone density and stuff like that. and i would be like, wow, that sounds like it's hard. and she would say, yeah, it was an adjustment. and then we would bond over that and it would be totally fine. we could go out for like brunch together or something like that. we wouldn't have to, she wouldn't be like, oh, i can't talk to you about gross stuff. even though literally you're made of my eggs and your dad's cum. and i squeezed you out of my pussy 34 years ago.
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yeah, that's sad. it was very sad. i mean he probably makes like a, you know, 150 million dollars a day or something, but you know. yeah, but he's a total nerd. i mean he is like, mostly that's why i hate him is because i hate nerds. yeah, fuck nerds man. i know dude. fuck when they're nerd faces. hell yeah, right in their nerd pussies. put the dick right in there and just rhythmically move in and out until you fill them up with your cool cum. don't say that, my dad's watching.
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none discards. left beef. who's your least favorite geneticist? it would have to be lamarck. dude was fucking cooked. dude was like, if my dad's a carpenter, then when i'm born, i already have carpentry skills. what the fuck are you talking about, lamarck? shit doesn't make sense at all. you're telling me my dad's cum has some like fucking bob vila essence in it? doesn't make any damn sense.
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