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the end! the very end! i can't believe it! i can. oh, my heart. it's like that moment in the matrix when tank gets back up and he's like, you better believe it. oh, you have to be jumping period to shoot at all. i see. this is the longest i've survived. who's the guy in the matrix that's like, i'll do anything you want as long as i can have a steak? that's cypher. yeah, what's his deal? ignorance is bliss, man.
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6405.42
we may make nested references that should have been covered in the syllabus that was handed to you at the start of class. i know previously, depending on the school districts you were in, you may have only experienced one reference at a time. well, they told you things were going to be different when you came to ap and buckle up because kansas is going bye bye. because kansas is going bye bye bye. it's a nested reference. cypher from
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2322.04
plus then you'd like your clothes aren't even clean. like, well, i mean they're clean, but they're not dry. yeah, that's the worst. i was really, because the actor who i know you'll know his name, he plays cypher in... oh, joe pantoliano. yeah, he's also in the ready to rumble, which is another reason why you should watch it. but i noticed every movie he's in or show, he's like, he's not a good guy. he's a bad guy. excuse me, in bad boys, he plays the police chief.
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i think you mean it'd be better if they showed it, because you know there ain't damn else to do on the nebuchadnezzar. you know mouse was sucking off gidget, was probably finger banging trinity, getting a rim job from cypher who was sitting on tank's face. and don't even get me started, dozer was just sitting on the chair in the corner watching. like, there's nothing else to do, bro. it's just like eight people on a damn ship.
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4335.46
do you think i was coming from me? i wrote neo morpheus, cypher, trinity, agent smith, the matrix. the nebuchadnezzar, zion, i was writing a lot of stuff earlier to the matrix. i got the matrix ones now. who wrote rod stewart, man? keep getting rod stewart. i did.
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5952.14
put him back as like a professional like fucking target in the dunk tank or a streamer or something. send his ass to like a fucking fake matrix where like the bubonic plague is still going on. that'd be fucking sick dude. is that what happened? i don't know i haven't seen it. i haven't finished the movie yet. i'm starting to get a bad vibe about cypher though man. no way cypher's a bro? he's got that sick soul patch.
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560.86
some shit goes brrrp and it like pops out like this. that pisses me off because i'm like you're not a video. you're a fucking... you're a website man. i don't know what happened to my camera too. what happened to installing ublock origin? people told me if i installed it on chrome i'd get my google account banned so i said nah. not worried about it. using the internet without adblock is crazy? that's not true! i'm using adblock it's just my adblock with cypher dude.
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they must have sold out morpheus' position to the agents, like literally overnight. because it was kind of creeping up a little bit, it was getting a little sus, and now it's like every single website is overloaded. nobody knows what you mean when you say cypher. you gotta watch the matrix, okay? cypher is the member of the nebuchadnezzar that betrays the other members of the nebuchadnezzar to get put back in the matrix.
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imagine dude. little river band. dance game. little river band. the river is in japan. alright, later. feels so like cold to just not have like a 10 second timer to end the stream but to just like pull the cord. that's how cypher killed fucking apoc and switch man.
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7811.38
he just pulled the shit right out of the back of their skull and they went like, god damn you, cypher. she does say that. certified cypher moment. i love the matrix, man. i'm sorry. oh, just going to squeeze right by you. there you go. yeah, i'll see you tomorrow. tomorrow, no motion sickness. later.
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2004.80
what would you guys do if you were the one you think? like i'll tell you straight up, if i found out that i was neo, day one, saving zion 100%. day two, dodgeball tournament. you gotta put those skills to use, man. you can't be hit. you literally can't be hit. it's impossible for your team to lose. i'm a stake at the table sort of guy. what, you're like cypher? well, if you're cypher and i'm morpheus, i'm kicking your ass off the nebuchadnezzar.
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2036.44
didn't the oracle ever consider telling morpheus? like, hey, by the way, cypher's gonna betray you. oh, but if they didn't fucking tell... if they told morpheus, then morpheus wouldn't have ever gotten... okay, what about fucking switch and apoc and mouse, okay? are they just chop liver to you? are they just grist for the fucking mill? they lost their lives, man.
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2211.88
what is this music? gamers, i just gotta know, do you ever get tired of complaining? because like the number one comment for the first five minutes of the game was, where's the music? it's just like reminding me of r slash movie details. you know, people will make a post that's like approximately halfway through, no thanks, approximately halfway through the matrix. cypher has dinner with someone that looks like agent smith. later in the movie, cypher betrays
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you know, mindless automatic programming to begin with. what does it matter to them if like they got no hard feelings about cypher? how did cypher meet agent smith in the matrix without anyone knowing? okay, cinemasins, because cypher runs the fucking night shift on the nebuchadnezzar as we see when he offers morpheus a drink and then cypher says it's good for two things, killing brain cells and degreasing engines.
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so that's already established that cypher is the one who's alone on the ship at night time. so they built in the alibi right there, or like the opportunity at least. why would they use the humans for power when they could use their brains for computing power? the hell is this man? it's a fucking demon following me around. well, here's the thing. it's the 1990s and we're the ones who fucking
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2389.54
how did he unplug then? i mean, i don't have an answer for that, but i also haven't gone through like nebuchadnezzar training. so i don't know man. cypher is established in the movie as like a programming genius. i'm sure he could have just put a routine on the machine that was like, you know, when i say the fucking if
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