Quotes about “cuz i'm gay”
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well, i'm trying to think is like here. oh fuck. i guess oh fuck. oh, it's not good chicken nobody's going out through gay can i get a pound of turkey wings buffalo turkey wings well? that'd be pretty cool cuz you ever see those turkey legs there huge right yeah? oh, yeah, it's paper plane forgot about paper plane. yeah, that's pretty cool you want some glue on anything bad bad bad bad bad bad way. that's not fun. go oh
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2084.74
i'm just gonna be honest, if you're wearing pajamas to fuck somebody's mom, that's kinda gay. that's hard to tell. are you feeling okay? cuz you look a bit stinky. drop a turd in your trousers after your mom and i got kinky? your rhymes are about as deep as a plate. sicko sipping soup out of it like a lobster bisque first date. dang.
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8839.14
yeah, i sing songs to my cat like every day. oh, yeah he needs to hear him it makes him happy but i mean like to yourself you ever you ever like sit in the kitchen be like, you know what? yeah, i'll go with that and then you can say it out loud cuz you're crazy and then do you ever subsequently gay and go like i'm talking to myself out loud and then you're like i'm still doing what person like that of people have faked receiving phone calls or texts to get out of conversations
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3085.22
i'm a trending topic the main story on x. oops. i leaked a video of me having sex it's my coronation. call me the queen of reggae crown my ass in rainbows cuz i'm way gay. oh, yeah, wait that actually kind of cooked i like it
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7258.440
alright, you know each their own everybody's got a fetish. how do you get out of this heck hole? i think that have a fetish you slap it. he's slab. i'm dead the slaps oh i still do i got second place cuz i am gay first loser all right. let's play some golf this game's to see you in pretty fun. yeah, it was a good time making that pipe hitting sound at the end
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930.16
gamja tongue booty g gay kimchi g gay duck dari i know it sounds like i'm making these up duck dari tongue i should say dare we make the same mistake. we've made every single time recently sure why not? um soup is a meal you know just cuz it's watery doesn't mean it's a it's a drink or something like that by the way i can get down with a watery soup ate a lot of
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3753.28
he's saying women aren't good doctors. that's not what i'm saying. i'm saying wouldn't it be funny if i was gay it's just it would be funny if i was gay cuz i'm straight yeah, me too
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2855.94
fuck you. pure anus, okay? i'm happy to spawn more balls, man, cuz it buffs the piggy bonk if the water balls hit a brick. i could see you offering me a bump in the men's room of a gay bar. no, you couldn't. they wouldn't let me in, for one. i wouldn't have the right attire. i wouldn't be dressed properly. secondarily, i wouldn't have the drugs. and i would leave my keys at home, cuz if i'm going to a bar, i'm gonna take an uber, okay? so i'm not gonna take my car keys.
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1834.52
that'll be the next great american step when we get our first canadian president. i'm gonna be the first gay canadian latino president of america get ready and before you tell me i am aware that that's not possible so you don't have to say it in general there's gonna have to be some constitutional. you know amendments. i'm totally for that yeah, i'll vote for it cuz i'm gonna be in congress at that time. maybe paving my way for northernlion
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706.340
now is it as good as love and theft? i don't know but you know i was like 11 in 1999 and diana krall won like 500 grammys. i just don't ever have to hear to make you feel my love. i don't need to hear that song ever again to be honest. gay otis redding be like sitting on a cot cuz i'm gay. cool cool
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743.580
i laugh at the dog years and years ago. i saw a comic in some horrible club bombing with a guitar and he sang us it not a cock cuz i'm gay it's not john tron it's not it's not john tron. no, it's not a it's not a podcaster. it's noted film director. i think he was the voice of the dog in the first secret life of pets and
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