Quotes about “cup piss”
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1114.10
come loot ryan? that's amazing. he's afk, we get really freaky. we get like a horn and blow it in his ear or something like that. or, but no no no, put his hand in a cup of lukewarm water, then he's gonna piss his suit, dude. he's gonna piss, just fucking hit him on the head with a stop sign, that'd be funny. yeah. yeah, no no no, you don't, oh yeah, hit me on the head with a stop sign. ow! i don't think he's buying it, man.
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190.68
it's simply not, i'm not taking four days off from work to go to the emergency room, get triaged to like 98,000 in line just so i can get told to go piss in a cup, drop it off at lifelabs and then seven days from now they'll be like, yep, that's the thing you had. they use statistical models for those? yeah, they still need my piss.
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2331.16
no, wait, that's, i've combined two names. cruz ramirez. bro, cruz ramirez literally, she's already past her peak. most cars peak in the piston cup around six to seven years old. she spent 10 years training other racers. you have no idea what you're talking about. she's already washed, man. whoever picks her up in free agency is gonna be a historic overpay. i can piss into a cup?
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775.78
i willfully sort of like dehydrate myself. i wake up, have a cup of coffee, no more fluid till we leave unless it's like in the afternoon. piss rate before i go? i'm en route. now have there been times i've had to hold my piss for like an hour and a half? yeah. but i don't wanna pull off, find a spot, pull back onto the highway, come on. this is... it's messing me up today because
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4083.600
i don't know if it's an oasis thing or it's just like a few bad actors at british concerts have set the precedent that you're gonna get covered in piss at the concert. one of the first gigs i went to, people throw cups of piss from the back of the crowd. yeah, that's what i'm talking about. i'm not saying they pull their cocks out and piss on you. that's profane. but people fill beer cups with piss and then throw them at you. drunk people piss in a cup and then throw it. it's true.
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10351.560
i'm sorry, i'm reading the stage direction. thinking emoji. gotta get serious here, man. yeah, if you really want to commit to it, you have to piss down your own leg. i can't piss on command. wait, really? that's a serious issue, dude. yeah. what are you talking about? you should probably go to the doctor about that one. you need to be able to pee when you want to pee. i piss when i have to go. i don't piss when someone tells me to go. what if the nurse hands you a cup? what are you going to do? i go to the bathroom, and you know, 10 minutes later there's going to be urine. 10 minutes?
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2982.10
she's already past her peak. most cars peak in the piston cup around six to seven years old. she spent 10 years training other racers. you have no idea what you're talking about. she's already washed, man. whoever picks her up in free agency is going to be a historic overpay. i can piss into a cup? americans when they interview at a job at home depot for some reason? don't get it in the clothesline too much. that's a good one.
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130.92
she meant like don't throw a party with like the other kids in your class, the other adults in your class. i guess she was 22 but like, is there a husband coming over having a cup of coffee? amy started getting snarky. oh no. it's the number one crime when you piss off a homeowner. she started back talking me in my own domicile, which she was only paying utilities for.
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5139.100
that's okay. as a show of rebellion. when i saw orangutans at the georgia zoo, funny enough, one of them had a coffee cup for some reason and just took a piss in it and drank it. yeah, for real. that really happened. yeah, 100% real.
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3741.66
he's afk, we get really freaky. we get like a horn and blow it in his ear or something like that. but no no no, put his hand in a cup of lukewarm water, then he's gonna piss his suit, dude. he's gonna piss just fucking hit him on the head with a stop sign, that'd be funny. yeah. yeah, no no no, you don't oh yeah, hit me on the head with a stop sign. ow! i don't think he's buying it, man. i just got back. you ever seen skibbity biden?
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