Quotes about “cup pee”
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4660.76
it's not like they're gonna pull over or something like that. you gotta have a little dixie cup or something around. great lap so far. isn't it only two hours? i mean, listen, i can hold my pee for two hours. but me going on a road trip is not the same level of stakes as an f1 race, right? you gotta have the infrastructure there for them to be able to go to the bathroom.
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7139.76
i understand with problem. i'll tell the stories the problem when i think a drug test more my last job i literally failed the drug test because i couldn't pee in a cup because the doctor has to watch you pee in the cup man what were you on drink ice i was there for two hours. i drank like he was like okay go you know what this happens sometimes go drink some water and couldn't do it. i had the same thing fuck
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7168.18
literally like the exact same situation. when i flew to korea they give you a drug test to make sure you're not coming in with like, well, drugs in your system or also stds. and, you know, they were like, just go ahead and pee into this cup. and i was like, all right. and then i just couldn't. and then i drank like, i don't know, probably like eight or nine of those little paper cups full of water until my bladder was like, i'm going to explode. and then i peed. but still, it was uncomfortable.
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6655.200
you put these two plates in front of me, i would say, put this one in the fridge, i'll have it later. i'm having this right now. i'm, i'm scranning with my heart. that's fine. i can, i can, i can die with a pure heart knowing i made the decision that i can stand by. that is... justin, are you here? you might be live, you might be off today. there's been a lot of contenders. this is the foulest thing that has ever been shown to me in scrandle. cup of pee juice is...
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2366.140
okay, i'm gonna pause it. let you know when you're ready. i'm going down the rope now. okay. it was just so sudden. that's true. because urine attracts bacteria quickly after excretion, my advice to you is if you're gonna drink your own urine, you pretty much just have to pee it straight into your mouth. like don't use a cup or anything. i mean, you use a cup, i mean, we could be civil about the thing. that's actually less clean, strangely enough, nick. what if you just like douse the cup in alcohol first? alcohol is sterile, but then it's not afterwards.
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2249.360
i'd pee freely, i don't know about that. i wanna see you pee. i c u p, i cup. i always thought that was kind of a weird joke for the simpsons when marge tries to buy sporting equipment for bart, but the sporting equipment cashier is an extreme pervert who asks her to spell out the phrase, i wanna see you pee. that does seem out of character, honestly now. yeah.
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4062.020
well done! i couldn't do this without you. because my robot makers haven't arrived yet. what happened to my points? i thought i was doing really good. yeah, yeah, we can do suspectives. uh, i'm... let's get the lobby up, then i gotta go pee. oh, he's gonna go eat his sandwich. does anyone else have to go pee? oh, i can get another cup of joe out of the joe machine.
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2182.04
no. e.p. daily? no idea. i.p. freely, i don't know about that. i wanna see you pee. it's a joke for the simpsons. i.c.u.p. i cup. i always thought that was kind of a weird joke for the simpsons. when marge tries to buy sporting equipment for bart, but the sporting equipment cashier is an extreme pervert who asks her to spell out the phrase, i wanna see you pee.
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2585.86
i'm a movie theater attendant. we actually prefer when people pee on the floor of the theater versus the bathroom because we have to clean the floor of the movie theater in between every movie anyway. i don't believe that that's true. chat, let's do some good in the world. you guys want to do some cyberbullying? if you are one of those people who when they finish the movie, they leave their snacks at their seats or their soda in the soda container, like the cup holder, stop doing that.
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6964.40
what are you gonna pee in? a cup. that's why it's called a pee cup, josh. raj. oh. it's... what are we doing? court flash? i believe so. i think i'm gonna make some bacon tonight. tonight? for dinner. don't you think that's like weird? bacon? yeah, to make like at night. that's why. bacon's good any time of the day. make a breakfast. what are you talking about? you can put it on sandwiches?
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10351.560
i'm sorry, i'm reading the stage direction. thinking emoji. gotta get serious here, man. yeah, if you really want to commit to it, you have to piss down your own leg. i can't piss on command. wait, really? that's a serious issue, dude. yeah. what are you talking about? you should probably go to the doctor about that one. you need to be able to pee when you want to pee. i piss when i have to go. i don't piss when someone tells me to go. what if the nurse hands you a cup? what are you going to do? i go to the bathroom, and you know, 10 minutes later there's going to be urine. 10 minutes?
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