Quotes about “cummy”
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what? oh, i'm not supposed to actually... wait, what? the worst answer gets killed, yeah. so why would i put in grape food then? that's not delicious. okay. that does not make sense. that doesn't really make any sense. i put in the funniest possible worst answer and i get killed for it? what animal statues? nobody wants to eat your cummy sock, okay? i know, but animal statues are fixed on top of berlin's iconic brandenburg gate.
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evelyn bear that time. yeah, that's probably my agreed actually a hundred percent he flooded my mind with all this daddy's cummy stuff and that's not all he flooded with that get ready buddy get ready you jumped in front of my grenade and deflected it over here. why do you hate freedom? freedom is the only answer this dude's got a goddamn trench coat on i want these cool unlocks man i'm still wearing fucking underwear
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well, yes, but also is when you shoot a load on someone's tummy saying that you're gonna be a load on someone's cummy should should have you jailed those words next to each other
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yeah, and there's an article say they hurt more than period cramps. no, it's not that can't be true that's a joke. it's a joke. it's a joke. i can't i wouldn't believe that come cramps into the other hands wait is cum cramps real? i don't get those that just blue balls. yeah, like blue balls. wait, what the fuck? i've never i've never had blue balls even like a cummy ache is when i should what do you mean when you should i
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that's pretty good. exi d wife. and two guys. what does he say? take my ass off to nummy cummy land. and then the audience is like singing along. it's so good man. i just, there's something, the first two lines are just so good. sleep with your ass open, gripping your penis tight.
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wait what?! oh i'm not supposed to actually... wait what?! the worst answer gets killed, yeah. so why would i put in great food then? that's not delicious. does that not make sense? that doesn't really make any sense! i put in the funniest possible worst answer and i get killed for it? what animal statues... somebody wants to eat your cummy sock, okay? i know! what animal statues are fixed on top of berlin's iconic brandenburg gate?
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i was gonna say cum, but then i was like, who wants cummy, cummy smell and furniture? i work for that company in america right now. what's the name of the company? well, i don't know if i can ask you that. chill man, chill. leave them alone. what the hell? i've never heard of this. you don't give a fuck about the smell of burnt toast? not really. you smell that when you're gonna have a stroke. yeah, but you also smell it when the bread was in the toaster a little too long. yeah, but what if you're just walking around like, oh shit.
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yeah, honestly, i was not aware of that. i mean, i didn't think it was a i guess i did think it was a cumbly. because a body shot is a cum thing. i thought it was when you take a shot out of someone's belly button. well, yes, same, but also is when you shoot a load on someone's tummy. saying that you're gonna shoot a load on someone's cummy should have you jailed. i said tummy. you can't say those words next to each other.
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