Quotes about “cum in my hand”
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yeah, they can't be somebody too recognizable like a canadian stage hand or something he's like canadian cum rod are these peanuts in my cookies? i ordered chocolate chip and they just freak out throw their bottled water in their face i don't know how to get the other extra stuff here people are like, where's robert? i decided not to ask robert and i'm going to explain why
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also, the cyber hand they look like ninja turtles. they do look like ninja turtles that are also bald or occasionally a middle aged japanese man in green body paint you have four seconds. yeah, you did it the museum of modern farts the museum of my pants with cum stains the museum of natural fistery the
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am i muted? am i muted? all right, thanks. chad, are you seeing this shit? this is just you and me. i draw three cards. thank you, thank you. i tuck a card from my hand behind this bird, then i draw another card, then i tuck a card from my hand behind this bird, and if i do, i lay an egg, then i draw two more cards. i feel bad, i cum. sorry, i was flexing in the group chat.
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while thinking of a man. wait, that's... that's fucking good. the juice in my cock. the juice in my cock. the cum in my hand. the cum in my hand. the juice in my cock. wait, wait. that could be fucking good, man.
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it just doesn't make sense. why would you yeah, but why would you like cum on your hand and then like are you seeing this justin? yeah, he had a little face cam. it sounds because sometimes when you're like 15 you really want to jack off, but you don't have a tissue. and you're like well how can i jack off but not have any cum? i can cum in my hand and i can eat it. you can just shoot him in the garbage can or something. well no, you cum in your hand, you stick the hand in the toilet, you flush. i don't yeah, like everyone.
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what they get what they do actually when you're 50 is they put their whole fist in and then they open their hand every time i go to the doctor just have the mass spectrometer there run the blood run the cum run the shit all pissed i don't care take some spit cheek scraping shove your hand on my ass feel my balls. i'm good to go once once a year
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and then like 20 minutes later you sit down in your chair and more cum comes out? people are like, that's so real. but when women are like, what the fuck comes out of my ass on a period shit? everyone's like, that's disgusting. it doesn't make sense, man. it's the golden rule, bro. i'm gonna be honest with you, i think i'll take a bird in the hand instead of two in the bush on this one. plus two female viewership. yes! you end up meeting the guy who takes it too far. have you ever been...
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yeah, yeah, he's talking about eating his cum. i didn't eat it! i realized i didn't want to shit after i had done the thing. yeah, you just fucking swish it around in your mouth and spit it out. and do a little spit too and it went bing when you did it too. i did the duke guinness grape shake. he's cummed ass. ow, ow, ow. fuck, this sucks. no, i don't want to be dead. cumming in my hand and doing the duke guinness grape shake.
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what are we gonna do with 70 bonus credits? we already have 70. what does not buying the key for us do? you know, maybe we miss out on this green chest over here. it's gonna be a green level gun. honestly, i will cream my jeans and i don't know whether that means shit your pants or cum in them. but i will do both and or either, whatever the game gods deem appropriate, if this is a weapon of the caliber of the mega hand or the heroine. it's not. so don't worry levi's, you're safe.
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