Quotes about “cuck”
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chad, what do you think marriage is like? saying, because i buy my wife a bubble tea, i'm cucked. what's cucked mean? oh, here we go again with the cuck thing. somebody else is fucking your wife. what does cucked mean? it's cuckolded, which means somebody else is fucking your wife. that makes no sense. i know, man, but it's like it really doesn't. it's the new parlance of the internet. cucked? people used to say whipped and now they've decided they just mean that. cucked.
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like an illuminati? i have no idea man. but now everybody in chat is just doing it and now that i've mentioned it like it's only gonna get worse from there but yep like now they're saying cucked a lot because i think you said dan. that's dan man. that's just dan in general. does dan know what cuck means? i don't know. i feel like if he knew he wouldn't say it as much as he does. maybe?
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i don't think that's true. i don't think any of them ended up in porn. what was his role, fizzlebeef, in porn? i think it's just one of those things that you always read on the internet. ah, you cuck! don't do it! you're like, yeah, and the yellow ranger, you know, died. the red ranger stabbed someone with a katana. now that i think about it, she actually did die. that probably wasn't the best example of my point there. she is dead.
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oh, this is sassy! that is a sassy ass! the beginning of a twerk. it's like that pig that twerks to work work work work work. if you guys have seen that. fantastic. no, i don't think so. what? scrubs. yeah, it's cuck. what does it look like they're doing? they're spraying their juice boxes to each other.
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i went to sleep. sorry friendly man, you can't be too careful in today's world. wait, you want me to kill him? no, just sleep with me. hell yeah. thanks for the souls, friendly man. who's probably like left a trail of shit leading us somewhere. oh, you gonna cheers me? yeah, i'm gonna cheers you. oh no, we've been invaded by truck cuck. i didn't get cheers. i wanna be invaded by the yellow hat.
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quick, while he's praying! get out of there. alright, so what do i do? these people, they fight each other, right? just hang your right, you won't aggro everything. alright, nick, i'm gonna follow you. i did this run about a thousand times, man. you can't aggro them anyway! you can't live your whole life not getting aggro, you know? get busy living or get busy dying. we just we literally just died in the door frame. you're about to get grabbed by the ghoulies. yo, don't don't punch me, truck cuck.
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i don't know. it just pains me. also, one of my nostrils is fucked up because i broke my nose once and never got it set properly. that sucks. yeah. that cucks. it does cuck sometimes. fuck you, game! don't chew liquid up my nose, daddy. how?! you can do it. there it is.
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we're gonna learn a lot about chad here. when two planes cross... faxac and cuck would have been the best there. oh yeah. fox sucking cuck. fox sucking cuck. fox, i just quiplash your ass. i don't care. 89 to 11. oh, big deal. that's like jerking it and jacking it. one's way better and we didn't know. graffiti you might find in a kindergarten.
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the second you get in there, he grabs your nuts with a stranglehold and he won't let go. i'd be a little handsy, yeah, you're not wrong. he's got the best pants! and they're huge. rob got all three votes, and then... like 70% of the audience. no, 63. that was a full on quiplash right there. yep. that's quality. fuck, suck, and cuck. i'll sponge bath you all.
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do you really want that ryan? just post like that video of the dude grabbing the third rail in the subway and then exploding. on the back of a flaming tiger unicorn dragon, live on twitch.tv, two chicks at the same time, buck, suck, and cuck, or being born into this world with no hope. does it make sense?
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so catchy. buck suckin chuck, or cuck, sorry, my mistake. 20% live on twitch.tv. yeah. 32%. would it be that cool to die on twitch? it's just a fitting end. yeah, that's fair. that's where i spend most of my time. he died as he lived on twitch.tv. it could be like, uh, like that movie, undefended.
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come on, come on, take me to the exit. take oh, it's all three! oh, fuck! all three? i thought is it why it's still on the show? rob has become a human being again. i'm a human being! and we're one answer away from the exit. oh no, cuck me. right now? containing the alps. i don't even know where the alps are. those are the fucking alps are actually. come on! those are pretty close to each other, i think.
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yeah, and i even hit the fire button. that's good stuff. i was actually pretty op last time. his girl is a cuck queen and wants to watch him cheat on her. i'm getting too old for this shit. i can't keep up with the terms. you've never been in love with a cuck queen? what does that even mean? she gets off on him being cucked. she gets off on him being cucked? yeah, she wants to get fucked by other people and have him watch.
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nope i saw it. no sir. how am i bouncing on the edge of the puck? like let's... cone is... oh my... thanks for going in. at this gravity with a cone... knocked out of the hole twice. i've been lucky to win a game. i'm not jumping... first off, don't call me a cuck, okay? secondly, i'm not jumping. the ground is bouncy.
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chad don't call ryan a cuck. that's rude yeah, right chad don't call ryan a cock. that's rude. don't do that. you can call me a schmuck, but don't call me a cock. don't call him a cuck guys. don't do that. you do not do that. those bars were fire dude. don't yet. you don't call me a schmuck you can call me a buck if you call me on tuesday. give me an oyster to shuck
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it's hulk hogan's girlfriend, and she used to be mine. oh, you like that song, austin? yeah, yeah. brother. more like cuck hogan, am i right? it's my best friend's girlfriend, brother. okay.
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