Quotes about “crying crib”
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pov_ you exceeded the allotted ipad time - Bits and Banter [03/05/2025]
- 2009.48 so i was like stop jumping on the bed you gotta watch out cuz the bed is right next to your crib your foot could get stuck and then as soon as her foot fell into the the quicksand she must have known that like i was pissed cuz she went um help me and mom came in she was like did daddy tell you not to jump on the bed and she was like crying. she was like, yes Search ↗
me when the antibiotics hit - Bits and Banter [07/07/2022]
- 2918.00 dude, i had to tag in on baby duty last night to help get my daughter to sleep because she was crying a lot. so we were, she was in the crib, we were having a conversation. i was like, what's wrong? are you, do you have an ouchie? and she was like, no. it's like, do you have a boo boo? she's like, no. and i said, what's wrong? and then she went, very scary monsters. and then i was like, oh honey, you don't have to be scared of monsters. Search ↗
Demon - The Binding of Isaac： AFTERBIRTH+ - Northernlion Plays - Episode 1832
- 593.50 last night probably like the first great night of sleep i've had in i would say six or seven days and even great is not great. you know it's still you know maybe like seven and a half hours that are kind of interrupted not like i had to get up, but interrupted like i woke up due to you know crying in the crib and you just go to Search ↗
A truly inspirational story (Fall Guys)
- 2431.20 dude, i had to tag in on baby duty last night to help get my daughter to sleep because she was crying a lot. so we were, she was in the crib, we were having a conversation. i was like, what's wrong? are you, do you have an ouchie? and she was like, no. it's like, do you have a boo boo? she's like, no. and i said, what's wrong? and then she went, very scary monsters. and then i was like, oh honey, you don't have to be scared of monsters. Search ↗
If you don't give me a teleporter I'm restarting (Dome Keeper)
- 469.72 baby went to bed at like 915 or something like that. around midnight, put my head on the pillow, baby starts crying, i go in. daddy, i want a hug. daddy, i want a hug. i go in, i pick her up out of the crib, she falls asleep on my shoulder. very cute moment until you're in it. and then like a minute later, i'm like, oh, what the hell am i gonna do? because if i put her down in the crib, she's gonna start to cry. Search ↗
AITA for giving my partner two weeks notice (React Court)
- 1298.50 whenever macy gets ready for work, leo will usually start crying in his crib even after he's had his first feed of the day. this doesn't wake me up unless he's been crying for a little while because i'm a heavy sleeper. my child cries a little bit but it's usually easy to ignore. for the past two tuesdays, macy has decided to take leo out of his crib and put him in our bed with me right before she leaves for work even though i'm sound asleep. she doesn't do anything to wake me up because she's leaving for work and leo stops crying when she puts him in our bed. okay, that's also really bad. Search ↗
NG+4？ I sleep (SNKRX)
- 112.98 that's amazing. but what you don't think about when you're at first like, oh my god, that's beautiful. and it is, don't get me wrong, is that then later that night she was in her crib and she didn't want to go to bed, so she was crying. but instead of just going wah wah, she was going da da da da da da, pardon me, which is like way harder on the human psyche. so i got about, you know, Search ↗
Fulfilling - The Binding of Isaac： AFTERBIRTH+ - Northernlion Plays - Episode 1817
- 853.76 i get it, you're a baby. you're crying, babies cry. what are you gonna do? i start to apply like unfair logic to the baby when she cries at like 5 30 a.m. like this morning. so like she's in her crib, everybody's sleeping peacefully, she starts crying. you do like a little, like i mean you're a machine yourself, you know, it takes a little while for you to boot. Search ↗